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Grand Palace of Propontis ✔ @megapalation_en
The Imperial Physician has confirmed that Her Imperial Majesty has given birth a healthy young boy, after going into labour in the early hours of December 28th. A formal press conference on the matter will take place today at 13:00 at the Grand Palace. The National Broadcasting Foundation (EIR) will broadcast the conference. #ImperialFamily

Federico Reyes @EntreNosotrosChicas
@BastianHolzbrenner Oh honey we know - 200 years of the world's most progressive society. I imagine half of us will die from alcohol poisoning, however. Oh well. See you on 16 March 2019!

Federico Reyes @EntreNosostrosChicas
@Indone You're not good enough to be gay.

Bastian Holzbrenner @SchwuZ
@FedericoReyes Thanks for the invitation But I can't come without my boyfriend, otherwise he gets jealous He is cute, and he is a sexy mountaineer

Christoph von Weizenburg @SchwuZ
@BastianHolzbrenner

Bastian Holzbrenner @SchwuZ
@ChristophVonWeizenburg You know that I love you. I'll show you again when we're back home

Neighbour of Christoph and Bastian
@BastianHolzbrenner @ChristophVonWeizenburg Oh please, come on, give me a break, you've already done it 20 times since Christmas #thewallsaretoothin

Kawaiiinthestreets @kowaiinthesheets

#Justosiastop

Grand Palace of Propontis ✔ @megapalation_en
The first-born son of the Imperial couple has been christened Ioannes Laskaris-Amoraios in honour of his grandfather, the late Emperor Ioannes VII Laskaris. His Imperial Highness has been granted the titles of Grand Despot, Hypatos, and Authente of Leuktron by His Imperial Majesty, in a formal ceremony where he was designated Diadochos (Heir Apparent) to the Throne of Saint George. Long may he live! #Diadochos

Pelasgian Press Association ✔ @ppe_eng
His Imperial Majesty has called the leaders of the country's major political parties and factions to a summit to be hosted by the Crown in order to bridge the increasingly large gap between rival elements of Pelasgian political leadership and society. The move comes in the wake of a series of arrests of prominent opposition politicians due to their alleged ties to Melingian and EKKP rebels. The exact timetable and place of the meeting is yet unknown. #MelingianCrisis

Pelasgian Sovereign Wealth Fund ✔ @PTKP_eng
The Pelasgian Sovereign Wealth Fund is interested in acquiring stocks in the Caledonian Himyari Company and its equivalent in Cabaon, as part of a greater wave of investments to boost living standards in the colonised parts of Himyar, and to enhance economic inter-contentedness across the Ebony Continent. More details can be found on our website at

Siyang Stock Market @siyangstocks

Eastern Textiles in the Jurchen Republic is reporting a strong business quarter as the sale of Make Himyar Great Again hats to Justosia is driving international sales. #stockmarket #touyoueconomics

Combs House ✔ @governmentpalace_nat
We hereby ask the Justosians to stop talking in the name of all Himyar, especially when their stunts are ready to destroy 60 years of tedious diplomacy and restart the cold war between Himyari states and Kadikistan, which has been stopped by the signing of the Status Quo Treaty. Of course in that time, Justosia was in isolation and was ignorant of the realities outside their islands. They now seem poised in their "right of self defence" not only to continue the savage Occitan colonialism in Brecosta, but to even start a world war. We don't want anything to do with those foolish acts. #notinmyhimyar

Tiaan Webber ✔ @statesecretarywebber
Disgusted by the continuous use of Himyar and the perversion of what our continent really represents in Justosian rhetoric, the Federation of the Natal will stop recognising Justosia as a part of the Himyar family. We hereby request them to end this Himyari tomfoolery and return to their Implarian islands. No real Himyari nation would be proud that they are the architects of the continuation of colonialism in a land like Brecosta. #notinmyhimyar

Andreas Nikolaou @PelasgianFisherman
The other day I saw a fish run away from a shark. Clearly, the fish could defeat the puny shark at any time, which is why it run away. I saw some rusty Justosian boats do the same thing near Tephanon the other day. Clearly, they struck fear into the oncoming Pelasgian and Aurarian fleets.

Pelasgian Naval Forces ✔ @GEPND
Brecosta is looking particularly beautiful on this day. Especially now that the Justosians have stopped polluting the Hamar Sea with their presence. Pictured: HIMPS Thrasivoulos near Brecosta.

Natalian navy wannabe official un-official account ✔ @NNWOUA
We are ready to christen on a monthly basis new carriers for the Natalian Navy. The ones that we are building now are so carriery that they can carry carriers. No carrier will be as great as the carrier carrying carrier. Natalian navy stronk! For the carrier of our everything! VIVA Carriers!

Ârashkre Jhuan'li iki Ûshij @aarashkre74

The F.J. Shâusha be like "totally not a spy ship, really auraria-pelasgia, don't mind me"

Westernesse Democracy Monitor
@CRC_WDM

Closely monitoring the electoral scene & #democracy in @Sylvania; High voter turn out, not seeing intimidation or bribes as can be expected in upcoming Cannie elections!

Federico Reyes @EntreNosotrosChicas
@PalaceLiason Tell me how uppidty I am, Papí