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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Serbovian Ministry of Foreign Affairs ✔@SRB_FM_Official It is obvious that the so-called #PalmiraPapers case is probably a fabrication of the Josefino secret police and likely a mere excuse for the regime's persecution of political dissidents. Dissidents facing persecution by Costanza's kangaroo...
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    The Gubernatorial Bar | The European Forum's Bar & Lounge

    "Flaccid, you say? If my manners and judgement were lacking, I would make a comment related to your mother, but being the paragon of good behavior that I am, I shall refrain from doing so", Bacic said and gave a wink of an eye to Verdugo, "Still, I suppose that I must thank you for your support...
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Serbovian Ministry of Foreign Affairs ✔@SRB_FM_Official It seems that "lies told often enough become the truth" is a guiding maxim for the Josefino regime. We urge Occidentians to cease these imperialist attempts to intervene in Gallogermanian affairs and to stay in their own continent from now on.
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Serbovian Ministry of Foreign Affairs ✔@SRB_FM_Official 1/2 @ElPresidente Allegations of any police misconduct in relation to recent unrest in Petrovgrad are false, and even a deliberate attempt to spread fiction and falsehoods as fact. Serbovian police forces behaved to the highest...
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    DagerroGram - the photographic social media platform

    Serbovian Online News °Follow @srbonline24 Two riot policemen lead an arrested opposition supporter towards police arrest buses in downtown Petrovgrad. Hundreds of protesters part of the opposition's Petrovgrad Freedom March were arrested in a police crackdown. The officers pictured are from...
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    General of Police Vojislav Ivkovic ✔@vojivkovic56 1/2 I am no longer the Commander of the Nova Srbovija Regional Police. The decision to send my officers into Petrovgrad to assist the Petrovgrad Police with these protests was mine. I am deeply disappointed in the violence these officers took...
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    APwire ~ Affiliated Press News Agency

    Opposition activists blame Serbovian police for inciting Freedom March violence, police accused of brutality and far-right collusion AP Petrovgrad Nearly a thousand protesters were arrested today and possibly up to three to five hundred injured in a police crackdown against a major...
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    NRK International

    NRK International At least 800 arrested after opposition protests turn violent Plesic says foreign-sponsored extremists are behind the unrest, promises action Chaos ensued today in downtown Petrovgrad when large protests organized by the main opposition parties turned violent. Police spokesman...
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    Not-so-strange bedfellows [ATTN: Serbovia]

    Milorad Milosevic had been positively excited over the forthcoming official visit to Pelasgia. After all, it was the first time that Serbovia's newly appointed foreign minister was going abroad in an official capacity. Of course, Milosevic was not a newcomer in international matters. Born in...
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    Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Federal State of Serbovia

    Ministry of Foreign Affairs Federal State of Serbovia Confidential President Plesic wishes to relay his wishes of good health and prosperity to the Justosian government and people. Unfortunately, he is currently indisposed from international travel due to the ongoing regional crisis in...
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Congressman Sasa Darkovic ✔@sdarkovic_sno @FerrandLaborde24 Ha, fake news from your own government! You shouldn't take everything you read on the Internet at face value. No one is tortured in Serbovia and Tarusa, such claims are a high point of absurdity.
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Congressman Sasa Darkovic ✔@sdarkovic_sno @FerrandLaborde24 A shame, then, that you would prefer that the Pannonians and Thrakians would keep killing each other.
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    The Gubernatorial Bar | The European Forum's Bar & Lounge

    Deputy Representative Bacic erupted in a raucous laughter, in the process spilling vodka from his shot glass all over his suit. His drunken laughter bellowed all over the bar, drawing surprised looks from other bar patrons. The Deputy Representative was almost bent forwards in a ninety-degree...
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    Twatter - the social media platform

    Congressman Sasa Darkovic ✔@sdarkovic_sno 1/2 What a sham! The Gutnish gave a peace prize to @ElPresidente Costanza of all people! What has he ever done but spam inanities on Twatter? I wonder if someone bribed the judges? Or perhaps they were drunk on Josefino rum or something? 2/2 They should...
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