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Thaumantica

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Nilshanks
the Concerned Republican
@ConcernedRepublican

We must endeavor to caution that when nations clash: the veil between man and beast slips, that laws and moral decency are undermined, and that duly elected republics are transformed to meet the ends of victory through total war!
 

Beautancus

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Beau
the Disquieted Majority
@disquietedmajority

Burn them all. Burn them all in their houses, their churches, their stock exchanges, their nurseries. Be doing their kids a favor, we all know about the Padre and the choirboy.



the Department of Commerce
@CommerceDep

Given security concerns over piracy in the Engellsea, CommDep is recommending that the export of any and all foodstuffs to Nedernesia and Gunnland be terminated, in perpetuity - we won't let our produce fall into the hands of pirates. We are likewise lobbying the Navy to commence a blockade of the aforementioned nations, and that other one with the name nobody can remember or say. Your leaders might be too busy with piddling kids to save you from the pirates - but we'll never let them get you.


 

The Federation

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RevolverZeek
President Ashley Breckenridge✔ @AMBreckenridge
1/ My meeting with @RealDonnaTrumm was splendid and very fruitful. Our ideological differences may divide us, but only on a superficial level.

President Ashley Breckenridge✔ @AMBreckenridge
2/ News of piracy in the Engellsea is very troubling but too many nations are already making quick assumptions of guilt. Has everyone already forgotten the lessons...

President Ashley Breckenridge✔ @AMBreckenridge
3/ of the Long Sea debacle? We must take the next steps carefully lest we find ourselves marching lockstep into a much larger and bloodier conflict. If we do not the Gothic sea nations, Westernesse and the Catholic realm will find themselves at each others necks.

Random political analyst @Randomanalyzer
If the Nedernesians were smart they'd cut a deal with Sylvania for foodstuffs trade now that they've pissed in the Cussian's
cereal and most likely permanently ruined their relations with them. However keeping the Sylvanians they've imprisoned prisoner will not make the Sylvanians very talkative. Nedernesians are about to go on a #Diet

@Nedernesië
 

Rheinbund

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Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289

Hhmmm ... Pirates in the Engellsea ... Are by any chance submarines involved? And would it be an idea to place armed marines on the ships as a defence against pirates, as well as patrolling the Engell Sea with helicopters?
 

Polesia

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Proud Tankie
@LeninovLover69

Eiffell govt in pocket of #BigAuto. Chancellery issuing threats on behalf of car manufacturers. Rich kingdom threatening poorer country. Capitalism at its predictable worst #IStandWithPolesia
 

Rheinbund

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Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289

@LeninovLover69 At least we develop our own techniques instead of stealing them from others, like you Polesians do. You think you can make cars, but basically you build copies, because you're too stupid to develop something yourself. #PolesiansAreThieves #BoycottPolesia
 

Rheinbund

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Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289

@LeninovLover69 And on top of that, you Polesians are so stupid that you failed to learn from us how to build a car, and so clumsy that the copies you make have a quality that can never meet the requirements in Eiffelland-Retalia. #OnlyBadQualityFromPolesia #BuyTheOriginal
 

Polesia

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Proud Tankie
@LeninovLover69

@MarkusBergmann289
Ur a sock puppet of Eiffelland establishment throwing out racial slurs about a smaller, poorer country in defence of #BigAuto #StandWithPolesia
 

Beautancus

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Endless Asphalt TV
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If it's not Engell or Engellkin-built, you better hope it's Eiffel-built, that's all we're saying. W/ 15,000 man hours behind the wheel to back it up, on every major highway in the Far West (and some in the uncivilized world!), broadcast on the top networks in Thaumantic Horizon for the past 26 years, with more awards to show for it than I have fingers and toes. So, you know...
 

Beautancus

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State Service of Beautancus ✔
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1\ We are working with Twatter to ascertain the origin of the malefactors that hacked and posted several very nearly catastrophic Twats with the Commerce Dep. account late last week.


State Service of Beautancus
@SSB

2\ These individuals will be apprehended and held responsible for their acts of IT Terrorism against the Confederated Republic and the Cussian people - no matter where or who hides them.


State Service of Beautancus
@SSB

3\ And I have to say, diplomacy isn't my department, but if you're enough of a dumbass to conduct affairs of state based solely upon some post on the internet - that may or may not be a malicious prank - you are a danger to your people.



 
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The Federation

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C.R.S. Department Of Foreign Affairs✔ @DOFASylvania
A reminder to Twatter users: The Sylvanian government will not use Twatter to announce governmental policy until after the usual channels and publications have first released their statements and articles. We wish the best of luck to @SSB in apprehending internet criminals. Please use the Internet responsibly.
 

Vrijpoort

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Drei
Anthony Goldman @TonyAu

Reading The Palmerton Post today and I'm like, we obviously have a better system. We deter crime with high fines and caning and sentence the worst offenders to death to save us some Guilders. The rest of them perform labour and attend relevant treatment and rehab courses. The difference: we don't slap a deed of ownership on their foreheads. They're not a fucking house. #CallItWhatItIs #SlaveryIsSlavery #DeathToViolentOffenders
 

Clarenthia

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Peter Hawkins
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@TonyAu Yeah your system's so good you can't even prosecute 5 people associated with human trafficking and assaulting minors. Sorry that Treatyfolk value human life too much to just kill them all off. #SorryNotSorry #CriminalJusticeReform #ValueLife
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Vrijpoort

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Anthony Goldman @TonyAu

@SouthernToast Like, no beef man, but when Cussian bullies come down hard on itty bitty #Nedernesia how else can it be done? If the people had their way the #GangOfFive would be shlepped off to the firing squad at dawn!
 

Clarenthia

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Peter Hawkins
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@TonyAu Yeah, man -- I feel that. 150 dead Treatyfolk for Orton's war. Cruel world, dude. #ThanksOrton #NotOurWar
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