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Durendal Television Union
"Good evening Lassise, and welcome to DTU news. I'm Isidore Duvallé, this a Breaking news report.
Prince Clovis has, in the last hour, announced that he is to marry on February 3rd. And the mystery of his fiancee has finally been put to rest. His...
Lassisse National Press
LES TITRES DE SAINT-LORRAINE
BISHOP OF ST. ASTOLFO DIES AGED 85!
The Bishop of St. Astolfo Cathedral, Valentino Laurent, has died peacefully at the age of 85. He served as the highest ranking Church member in the Principality of Lassisse for nearly thirty years, and is...
Legal status of alcohol: Legal
Legal drinking age: 16 with the presence of the parents. 18+ otherwise
Average price of beverage per litre: €M 1.00 to €M 2.50 (Depending on quality)
Estimated % of population who have tried alcohol: 85%
Estimated % of population who drink regularly: 68%
Most...
Lassisse National Press
LES TITRES DE SAINT-LORRAINE
LASSISSE AND EIFFELLAND CLOSE TREATY!
A treaty between our Principality and the Kingdom of Eiffelland was signed into being by our own Princess Abigail, and Eiffelland's Chancellor, Dr. Stephan Röpke, and their Sovereign, King Albrecht.
The...
Lassisse National Press
LES TITRES DE SAINT-LORRAINE
PRINCESS ABIGAIL TO ATTEND SUMMIT IN TRIER
Her Highness, Princess Abigail will attend a summit between the Principality of Lassisse and the Kingdom of Eiffelland. It is unknown if her girlfriend, Emma Hildagardé will be joining her...
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Unto His Excellency, Matthias Graf von Seydewitz, Demissionary Chancellor of the Kingdom of Eiffelland.
The Principality of Lassisse would be honoured to accept your invitation to a summit. However, due to the recent birth of Her Highness, the Princess Stéphanie, The Hereditary...
Durendal Palace
12th May, 2018
The crowds had been amassing for hours outside the gates of Durendal Palace. Television crews from the LBC, DTU and Trois! were already setting up their cameras, with Olivia Merovech, from the latter most Television company, already in front of one, nattering on...
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Unto The Grand Duchy of Retalia
The Principality of Lassisse gladly returns your greetings. Upon deliberations with his Serene Highness, our nation is proud to say that we accept the terms of the agreement.
Lassisse has always tried to maintain good, stable relations with her...
From the office of his Serene Highness:
It is my sad duty to announce the death of the former Prime Minister Georgé Clement, on this day, 10th May 2018.
On behalf of the Royal Family, and all Lassinian's, I wish to offer my condolences to Mr Clement's family. I have spoken with Minerva...
Lassisse National Press
LE NOUVELLES DU SOIR
FORMER P.M CLEMENT DIES AGED 86!
The former Prime Minister of Lassisse, Georgé Clement, who was in office from 1987 until he stood down in 1999 due to health concerns, died this morning due to natural causes. Party Leaders across the board have...
Lassisse National Press
LE NOUVELLES DU SOIR
LUXEMBOURG ELECTED WPL LEADER!
Henrí Luxembourg has been elected as Leader of the Worker's Party of Lassisse after a vote by the Party Council saw him beat Héloise du'Argen in the contest to replace Jeremé Bouchard, who resigned on the 20th of...
Lassisse National Press
LE NOUVELLES DU SOIR
BOUCHARD RESIGNS!
Jeremé Bouchard, leader of the WPL, has in the last few hours officially announced his resignation from the leadership of the party, and his seat in the Lassinian Parliament following a vote of no confidence earlier this week.
Mr...
Lassisse National Press
LE NOUVELLES DU SOIR
OPPOSITION LEADER BOUCHARD IN VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE
The leader of the Workers Party of Lassisse (WPL), Jeremé Bouchard faces a vote of no confidence this evening after his defeat in the parliament yesterday during the Parliamentary Debate Committee...
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From the office of his Serene Highness:
At forty minutes past three in the afternoon on this day, 4th of April, 2018, a daughter was born to Hereditary Prince Jean and his consort, the Lady Sophie:
Stéphanie Anne Catherine of the House of Lorraine.
Both mother and daughter are doing well...
Lassisse National Press
LE NOUVELLES DU SOIR
DAUGHTER BORN TO PRINCE JEAN
This newspaper can now reveal that Lady Sophie, wife of our Hereditary Prince Jean, has given birth to a daughter this afternoon, at around three forty. Whilst her name has yet to be announced, both mother and daughter...