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BREAKING
  • Light Rail bill clears for floor vote asap. Amidst defencive, social, & infrastructure reforms, the Government de Royale is spending the most § in history. Light rail project is estimated to create at least 5,000 new jobs. Expected to boost tech, mech, & metal stocks.

  • Senate Nationale to take up procedural debate of bill to eliminate all tariffs on international incoming trade in order to spur.

  • HRH Crown Prince Carlos Francisco III promoted to head elite & developing Arcangeles Squadron. HRH Prince Julian II to captain guided missile destroyer in newly forming 1st Fleet. Palace rejects claims of nepotism.

  • Cloudy skies across the kingdom today. 70% chance of showers. 59 degrees.

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  • Grand General of the Army Julio Aguilar, Grand Admiral of the Navy Marquise Desan, & Grand Marshal of the Air Force Luis Cardoso have all been fired by HRM the King. Reportedly for not implementing Defence Readiness One at sufficient levels. They are to be replaced by Lord Ricardo Arrayo for Army de Royale. Lord Enrique Carvalho for Navy de Royale. Lord Jorge Alessandro for Air Force de Royale. It's worth noting these are all heads of Royal Houses. They're safely assumed to assume a more aggressive, nationalist posture in implementing DR One & HRM's directives.

This is a developing story. More as we get it. This is JNN.
 

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BREAKING
  • At behest of Prince Julian II, the Senate de Nationale is holding the Light Rail bill vote tonight. Passage widely expected as bill has cross aisle support.
  • "We are the heart of Protestant Europe. Soon we will be the heart of rightist Europe. Where Trier failed, we will immortalize. Justosia is leaping to the forefront of the future!" - Excerpts from Foreign Minister speech to staff/ministry

  • Interest gathering as Prince Carlos III & Prince Julian II become the Holy Kingdom's most eligible bachelors.

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The Two Kingdoms of Jyskerige and Østveg would like to express its doubt to the factual content Foreign Minister’s speech as reported on noted propaganda outlet JNN. Our first concern is the idea that there is a Protestant Europe. Despite the occurance of the Protestant reformation, Protestant is not a religion, but a mere classification of a Christian individual who is not Tiburan Catholic. This could then mean said individual could be one of many denominations, including the followers of the Church of Jyskerige, or even the followers of the Book of Mormon in Cantignia. Thus Protestant is not an ‘-ism’ that can be followed, and as such cannot even have itself a following.

Our second concern is that the idea, of a ‘heart’ that may exist within this non-existent Protestant ‘-ism.’ If such a heart of the Reformation would exist, it could be contended that the ‘Heart of the Reformation’ is our own Two Kingdoms. This is due to the ninety-five theses written by Martin Lindvall and pinned on the door of Storkyrkan in Waldemarsudde in Sørmland, Østveg. Famously he wrote "When our Lord and Master Jesus Christ said, 'Repent,' he willed the entire life of believers to be one of repentance." This indulgence given to a so-called heart of Protestant Europe, is not the basis for a life of repentance as I have been urge to inform the Foreign Minister by Læstadian Pastor Ragnar Sami Johansen from Finner og Isørerne.

While JNN is surely welcome to create whichever worldview it wishes to espouse for its citizens, this is a matter of religion and honor as far as the world is concerned. Our doubts proclaimed aside, our Government expresses its best of luck to the Justosian Government on their attempts to be the heart of a ‘Rightist Europe,’ and whichever methodology they have determined to utilize to substantiate their goal.


Med vennlig hilsen,
Maren Tilde Hegerberg
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Government Royale de Justosia
The Holy Kingdom of Justosia, the ardent, Protestant, Holy Kingdom of Justosia would like to express its disgust yet unsurprised reaction that a nation as seemingly isolated, & as far north as whatever the hell your cowardly nation as called wouldn't know our history, or the changed world around them.

Our Protestant Reformation took root the second Father de Justosia HRM Ferdinand I, the Great, founded our great nation. Our National Justos Episcop Church is fully Protestant. As in not Tiburan Catholic. As in a believer in the 3 sacred sacraments. As in an integral part of Protestant Europe. No where did I say ism anything. Furthermore, we wouldn't expect a polar hole like yours which seldom reports any actual news, to know what real reporting is. The men & women of Justosia News Nationale are fine, competent, & reliable.

Seeing as how your whatever name church is too weak, & scared to call itself Protestant in fear of Catholic wrath, unlike ours, we'd warn you to stop making the same less founded proclamation I made. I meant every word. I will apologize for none of it. I will retract absolutely none of it. You live in fear of your proximal Catholic overlords. Fuck off sir, mamm, or whatever that signature designate means.

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"This is Maria Lazada. We're coming to you late folks. Apologies. We're waiting on reaction from His Majesty the King. It's pretty unheard of for him to step to a lecturn at this late, or early. HERE IS THE KING."

-clears throat/composes self-

".......Good eve.....morning. I don't need apologies for being awoken at this hour. I apologize for waking you, my beloved subjects at this hour.

Many of you recording this are expecting me to admonish, rebuke, or even fire Foreign Minister Torres. Whose been on the job barely a month. His words were impassioned, in defence, and yes, correct. Unlike that of his predecessor.

No. I do not disagree with my minister's words. I do not rebuke them. I fully endorse them. We had considered the two kingdoms a friendly nation. They are serpents. Slivering under rocks tossed by their Catholic neighbors. We won't soon forget this insult and yes, I demand an apology. Our National Justos Episcop Church is a pillar of our nation. Brave patriots of past have died for the freedom to practice it. Our faith is our hearts. The two kingdoms tried to spit on it. They can, indeed, go fuck themselves. Goodnight. Good morning."

-gasps & yelled questions-
 

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Heretics,

It is by no surprise for us that the usurpers sitting of the Justosian pseudo-throne are too savage to understand the intricacies of international diplomacy and a general
sense of gentlemanly speech that they act like a bunch of high school bullies suffering from a generalised imbecility. We are shocked by the speech of the Minister of Foreign Affairs and his usurper of a master, who start cursing and swearing at the Jysk representatives like they are just a back alley gang, no the representatives of a people and of a nation.

We stand by our nordic neighbours in this row and thus we are outraged by the generalised ignorance of the Justosians towards what Protestantism really is and we see it as a way of theirs to try to monopolise the idea of the reformation and to turn into a monolithic block above which stands their savage and demonic heresy.

It is not the Justosian which should be demanding an apology, it should be the whole world that should receive the said apologies from the heretic usurpers from Avalon, who act like the whole world is at their feet and are showing tremendous levels of ignorance.

We thus are categorising the savages of Justosia as a rogue state and the High Kingdom is not interested anymore in keeping diplomatic links with the heretic state. The Caledonian embassy in Avalon will be vacated today and the Justosians are given 12 hours to vacate their permanent diplomatic office in Dun Eidyn.

Signed,
on behalf of His Apostolic Majesty, High King Mael Coluim V
and the people of Caledonia, and Cabaon,
Lùcas Ròs
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In the interests of pursuing peace and harmony between the nations of this world, the Azraqi Empire is willing to host mediation talks between the Christian kingdoms in Jugol even if they have all strayed far from the path of the Prophet Abraham (pbuh).
 

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Heretics,

It is by no surprise for us that the usurpers sitting of the Justosian pseudo-throne are too savage to understand the intricacies of international diplomacy and a general
sense of gentlemanly speech that they act like a bunch of high school bullies suffering from a generalised imbecility. We are shocked by the speech of the Minister of Foreign Affairs and his usurper of a master, who start cursing and swearing at the Jysk representatives like they are just a back alley gang, no the representatives of a people and of a nation.

We stand by our nordic neighbours in this row and thus we are outraged by the generalised ignorance of the Justosians towards what Protestantism really is and we see it as a way of theirs to try to monopolise the idea of the reformation and to turn into a monolithic block above which stands their savage and demonic heresy.

It is not the Justosian which should be demanding an apology, it should be the whole world that should receive the said apologies from the heretic usurpers from Avalon, who act like the whole world is at their feet and are showing tremendous levels of ignorance.

We thus are categorising the savages of Justosia as a rogue state and the High Kingdom is not interested anymore in keeping diplomatic links with the heretic state. The Caledonian embassy in Avalon will be vacated today and the Justosians are given 12 hours to vacate their permanent diplomatic office in Dun Eidyn.

Signed,
on behalf of His Apostolic Majesty, High King Mael Coluim V
and the people of Caledonia, and Cabaon,
Lùcas Ròs
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Wasaarada Arimaha Dibada
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In the interests of pursuing peace and harmony between the nations of this world, the Azraqi Empire is willing to host mediation talks between the Christian kingdoms in Jugol even if they have all strayed far from the path of the Prophet Abraham (pbuh).

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Ingen - (None)

The Two Kingdoms of Jyskerige and Østveg would like to express its gratitude to the Caledonian people for their support. It is not the belief of the Two Kingdoms that any threat or conflict shall take place between the Justosian Kingdom and our own. While nothing is ever assured, we believed we had good friends in the Gothic Sea region, and our faith was confirmed today.

Additionally we would like to thank the Azraqi Empire in their offerings to mediate talks, but it is not our understanding that such talks are necessary, as we do not foresee any change in climate between the Two Kingdoms and the Justosian Kingdom proper, but merely a continuation of business as usual.

These Twin Kingdoms will remember with fondness the support and aid granted by your nations and will soon be in contact with your governments on expanding ties and trade.


Med vennlig hilsen,
Maren Tilde Hegerberg
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Ministry Foreign de Royale Press Conference
"Gentlemen, ladies, patriots, good morning! Have we slept well? I know our righteous Majesty did." -chuckles-

-multiple questions shouted-

"Minister Torres. You've caused a diplomatic row apparently. Do you care? Fear any sort of repercussions?

"No. For I, our King, are right, and righteous. Tiburan Catholicism is the Dark Ages. Nations who follow and enforce it repressively are darker, backwards. We are the heart of Protestant Europe."

"What do you make of the torrent of responses internationale?"

"I shall address this nation of.....Candle.....cattle......Cattleland. That's their new name. -laughing reporters- These are the angry Catholic overlords I spoke of. Their backwards world, continental order is crumbling. The Holy Kingdom of Justosia fears not backwards, toothless, shrieking, Dark Age, northern inbreds. We have no intentions of maintaining relations with what we now see as a failing state. They must cook some good illicits up there."


"Are you worried you're exacerbating this?"

"Oh I'm not going anywhere. Book it."

"Will you address the rest of this?"

-sorts papers/leans on lecturn-

"We thank Azraq for their offer of mediation. Even if they travel a strayed path. Sincerely. I'm done."

-more questions/shouting-
 
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Crown Herald-News de Nationale
BREAKING
  • Light Rail bill passed Senate last night 79-21. Funds being allocated immediately. Workers being mobilized. Private contractors placing applications. Palace & both parties applaud in rare showing of unity.

  • HRM not expected to address current row with the 2 kingdoms again. Delegating fully to Foreign Ministry. Reportedly annoyed he had to at all.

  • Prince Julian II surprisingly absent from this incident. Won't comment after King as it's seen as contradiction & disrespect. Many still suspect he remains a closet Catholic.

  • Tech & mech stocks already surging due to Light Rail project.

  • Bill to eliminate trade tariffs on international goods makings its way through procedural debate. Ruling NRB eager to make it law. Using procedure 'tricks'.

We will be making an official statement in regards to the slanderous, libelous accusations made against us by the 2 kingdoms shortly. This is JNN.
 

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We have been unjustly attacked, unprovoked, by a lesser news agency. Less relevance. Less ratings. Lesser. In tandom with the government of the 2 kingdoms. Their news agency engages in slander & libel when they are presented with facts that don't correlate with, frankly, their sorry, sheltered, northern view.

I say with pride that Justosia News Nationale employs only the most capable, competent, upstanding men & women. If there's a disparity with personal party affiliation between Nationalist & Social Democrat, it is truly, simply because those particular individuals were more qualified as candidates. We have not, do not, will not ever discriminate. We follow all laws. Thank you.

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The recent mannerism of the spokespersons and representatives of the state of Justosia is deeply concerning and the generalised hostility and ignorance towards the unwritten laws of international diplomacy. As part of the Engell-Thaumantic Civilisation, Natalia does not really care of religious sectarianism, but we are concerned of the juvenile responses that come in the form of governmental communiques that resemble more schoolyard cliques rather than mature, elevated and competent diplomats.

Should Justosia want to keep the good relationship it has with Natalia and its very own self respect as an aonorable and proper sovereign nation, it should reign down on this verbal holiganism and understand that on those levels of politics, where so many people depend on the words said by so few, we urge the Justosians to end this inappropriate behaviour and act like grown up men.

All this diplomatic row and the general lack of sophistication from the Justosian side, compared with the over militarisation of the Justosian society, the lack of economical certainty and now the secrecy concerning the Defence Readiness One Program, brings us great distress and we thus give the Kingdom a week's time to bring us up to date with the recent developments in the country regarding the militarisation as a way for them to make us sure that we are not the targets of this program. As Natalia is the closest country to Justosia we are naturally weary of such hostile developments.

Should Justosia not respond in kind to our requests we will consider the militarisation program as a project to begin an aggressive expansion and we will act accordingly.

Signed,
on behalf of the Folk and the Lord Protector
Christopher Tanner
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Government Royale de Justosia
You might want to consider stepping down, perhaps now. You, speaking for your government, claim not to care about issues that don't concern your nation, yet lobby threats in its name & relation. You're embarrassing yourself, good sir.

I shall never shrink, be it passionately, from defending my faith, be it on a domestic or international stage. In representing your nation, you drag it seemingly down to the level of a fat, mentally impaired child screaming at some distant quarrel during recess. You not are an empire. I should advise you not to threaten, undeservedly, representatives of other nations as one.

Your threats shall be passed along to my sovereign King our head of state. History shall view you as a disgraced footnote I believe.

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Crown Herald-News de Nationale
BREAKING
  • THE NATALAN FOREIGN MINISTER HAS JUST REPORTEDLY THREATENED TO PLUNGE EUROPE INTO CHAOS WITH WAR WITH JUSTOSIA.

"This is Maria Lazada. Folks we can only report what we're getting from Foreign Ministry sources. We're hoping this isn't true. Mostly for their sakes dare I say. As you know we are currently involved in an allied defence effort in Brecosta. We have a non aggression pact. I just don't understand. This is..........I'm at a loss. More as we get it."
 

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The Azraqi Empire once more wishes to offer the quarreling nations the imperial capital Jugol as a safe, secure and neutral venue for mediating talks. Having seen the tragedy of war befall Gallo-Germania we would hate to see Himyar be the scene of another needless war.
 

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  • Natalan government reportedly violates mutual non aggression pact.

"If this is true it's a horrid, horrid development. We're receiving word from the Royal Palace that they're doing everything in their power to diplomatically put this to rest. This is a developing story. More as we get it. This is JNN."
 

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"Yes Speaker Reyes. A directive from the throne. We're going to give them exactly what they want. Than international opinion will have virtually no choice but to side with us. As it should have already. I'm drafting the order. His Majesty will ascend it. We don't need the fuckin Senate and all its lagging glory. Understood? Yes I can speak to you that way Dante I'm your boss. Grab that constitution copy....."

-hangs up-
 
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