Dictators council of cetnik empire

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EMERGENCY MEETING "NAZIS ON RISE"
Location: Cetnik Empire, Ravna Gora, "Underground"
CLASSIFIED
Present: Dictator, Draza Mihaijlovic
General of Army: Zivojin Misic
General of Police: Mihailo Petrovic
Members(12) of Cetnik "Undercover" Agency
The Ten Advisors
The Presenters(15) of national assembly
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Dictator: Hello ladies and gentleman, due to recent threats from new evil ideology and organization, the Nazis, i have decided to call the meeting. We all know that most of the nazis escaped country, thanks to our police general, Mihailo Petrovic in co-operation with Undercover agency and of course, army. But problem still exists, as long as nazis are breathing the air, we cant sleep tight. As we all know our fellow police investigators have discovered about that, the nazis are escaping to Effalend. As you all know i already warned government of Effalend about the discovery. However, i dont think they know to fix this types of problems. Plus if they fail, the citizens of Effalend could potentially become nazis. Why? Cause ideology is more far right extreme than we are. And belive we are know that they blinded us, thanks to our patriarch, hou also didnt wanted to attend the meeting today, patriarch opened our eyes, when we were nearly fooled be devil. Now we must make sure others dont get fooled by this nazi trap of devil. Our mission is simple, we have moral mission, our mission is to exterminate every single nazi to the last! We do not nazis breathing this air! Do you understand! We will massacre and kill them. So i taught about this situation bit more, we need to be ready for every possible move of nazis in Effeland, and for that we have our "Undercover" Agency! Am i right!
"Undercover" Agency members: Yes sir!
Dictator: I want you to "spy" on nazis in Effeland, and if shit gets lit, on Effeland government. I want every suspicious move of Effeland explained.
"Undercover" Agency members: Why dont we ask for permission to spy on nazis from Effeland government.
Dictator: Cause we will be spying on them to, what if the deny? What if they are for nazis for some weird reason, they could accept you, and spy on you! You are undercover, no one knows for your mission except, me and these guys around you. Now i want police to be ready and always to be on watch on nazis. When you hear word nazi, i want your policeman to rush there and find a reason why its sad.
General of Police: Yes sir!
Dictator: Now i want army, to be preparing to invade Effeland, together with all countries which border us. BUT! Listen carefully, i dont want ANYONE, to know about this preparations.
General of Army: No one will sir, we will be doing preparations at the "NovoGradje". No one will know about preparations, cause place is isolated space for testing grounds for army. No one is allowed there, its not like anyone can get there.
Dictator: Good idea! Now i want national assembly presenters to work on anti-nazi propaganda, and partly on anti-democratic propaganda. I want people to know that only ones they can trust are patriarch and government.
The presenters of national assembly: Yes sir, we will make our government to reach 98 popularity to end of this year!
Dictator: That would be great! Next thing is, advisors, i want you to follow my every step and move, make sure i dont get to right. I also want you to talk with patriarch more often. Also make sure that news have nothing pro democratic or pro nazi in it. And to continue with your procedure as always.
Ten advisors: We will!
Dictator: Now i will be financing army to get rid of havy tanks an equipment from 40s, and get the latest equipment, remember i want quality over quantity. Older equipment will be given to police, such as older planes and stuff, they can play with them. After that, i want you to make every army like 1st army, and to increase number of armies to 7. You will also try to make even better equipment, i want our nation to become leading nation in tank technology, i think you have enough money and luck for that. If needed we can steal some theyr stuff, to help you out to be better than them. While i want airforce to be on 2nd plan. As long as there are nations with stronger airforce we are inferior. Thats why i decided for new project. I will call it, "Safe sky". I want air defence to be bulked up, so no aircraft can pass threw without getting its engine burnt down, understand! I may also send spies to see the weaknesses of a more modern aircrafts, but i dont think its needed right now. I want "underground" Agency to somewhat work on anti-spy system, not to much i want to concentrate on nazis. Thats all i wanted to say! Thank you for your attendance!

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TALK IS CLASSIFIED AND NOT KNOWN BY ANYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE HOU WERE MENTIONED AS PRESENT IN THE MEETING​

 

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Staatsschutz headquarters
Trier, Eiffelland

“ ‘When you are reading this, we are probably in Eiffelland, drinking tea in our new bunker.’ That is what they wrote on the wall in that bunker in the Cetnik Empire?” Staatshauptdirektor des Staatsschutzes Heinz-Karl Farnbach asked.
“Yes, Herr Farnbach,” head of the division far-right movements of the Staatsschutz Ernst Bartsch said.
“Unimaginable,” Farnbach said. “Nobody with at least a bit of brains who is a member of an illegal organisation would say so explicitly where he is. So either those Nazis are complete fools, or they are so confident in themselves that they don’t care about the fact that their government knows where they are, or that text is a code.”
“Or … the Government of the Cetnik Empire fed us with false information and wants us to believe that there are Nazis in Eiffelland. Or wants to use that as an excuse for something,” head of counterterrorism Jens Lorbach said. “I think we are dealing with a serious problem here.”
All remained silent for a few moments.
Then Farnbach said: “You’re right, Lorbach.” Then after a few more seconds: “We must take both scenarios into account. We must both presume that these Nazis fled to us, and take into account that the Cetniks are preparing something bad. Lorbach, prepare for possible terrorist attacks. Bartsch, check out all the far right movements. Maybe they are hiding these Nazis. Landauer, increase the surveillance of all diplomats and civilians of the Cetnik Empire. I will notify the government.”


Weissenfels, Eiffelland

“Well, what Mozart did in music, was revolutionary for his time. He was the first one who divided the singers in his operas in separate groups, and let each group of singers sing something else at the same time. And he did it in such a way, that it was beautiful,” Prince Ludwig said to his Jewish friend Jonathan Rubinstein. “But Beethoven went further. In his days, there were a lot of unwritten rules composers had to abide by. Each music piece was structured in a very stringent way. That was already the case during the Baroque. During Classicism, there were some composers, like Haydn and Mozart, who played with those rules. But Beethoven went further. He is considered the last composer of Classicism, and he could almost be considered part of Romanticism.”

Jonathan Rubinstein could easily be recognised as a Jew. He wore a skullcap. And maybe that was what triggered some people in the neighbourhood. Ludwig and Jonathan had just attended a discussion evening organised by a Jewish fraternity in Weissenfels. They were walking to Jonathan’s bicycle, when they suddenly heard a voice.
“Drreckigerr Jude,” somebody shouted in very bad German.
Jonathan and Ludwig turned around.
“Was hast du gesagt?!” Jonathan screamed. What did you say?!
Then he saw that they were surrounded by ten people, and started panicking.
But Ludwig remained calm. In line with the code of honour that you have to warn your opponent about your skills in a martial art before a fight breaks out, Ludwig wanted to tell that he was first Dan in Taekwon-do, but had to ward off a fist after he had spoken two words. His opponent was notified about Ludwig’s skills in Taekwon-do by means of non-verbal communication. After that, two more people were hit to the ground.
The Königlicher Garde was an army corps that functioned as the bodyguards of the Royal Family. Also Prince Ludwig, as the youngest son of the King, had his bodyguards. But these bodyguards were trained in doing their job inconspicuously. They only wore uniforms at official occasions; otherwise they dressed and behaved as normal people. They were not only skilled in fighting techniques, but also in disguises. At one moment, you saw a trembling old lady who was only able to make small steps while leaning on a cane; at the next moment, you suddenly saw that old lady bashing up a two meters tall man with enormous muscles.
But this time, the Königlicher Garde hadn’t done so much effort. Four “students” joined the fight. A few moments later, the ten attackers looked into the barrels of some guns.
“Königlicher Garde. Keine Bewegung,” one of the guards said. One other used his radio to call for police assistance. Keine Bewegung = Don’t move.
“Was eigentlich habt ihr euch dabei gedacht?!” a third guard asked sharply. What on Earth were you thinking?

Then the police arrived with two DW Transporters. The ten men were arrested.
“Well, what do we have here?” one of the police officers asked.
“I don’t know. They haven’t said anything to us. They only said ‘Dreckiger Jude’ to Prince Ludwig’s friend, but that’s all,” one of the guardists said.
“They don’t look very Eiffellandian, by the way. At least not like Mainlanders. Maybe they are from the islands,” the police officer said.
Then suddenly one of the arrested persons butted his head to the nose of one of the police officers. Then he started to run. But he didn’t come far; he was shot in a leg by a guardist. Two others tried to flee, but were shot in the legs as well. A fourth arrested person shouted a swear, but didn’t try to flee.
“Scheisse! These guys aren’t from the islands! They aren’t even from Eiffelland!” one of the police officers said.
“You would almost say that they are from Kadikistan, but it sounds differently,” one other police officer said.
“Never mind. Let’s load them into the vans and hand them over to the Staatsschutz,” the highest ranked police officer said.

 

[Јебач]

A JUST A MEATING
Location: Cetnik Empire, Valjevo, "Somewhere"
CLASSIFIED
Present: Dictator, Draza Mihaijlovic
General of Army: Zivojin Misic
General of Police: Mihailo Petrovic
Members(12) of Cetnik "Undercover" Agency
The Ten Advisors(Mihailo, Nikola, Aleksa, Filip, Zika, Vladimir, Radoje, Dragutin, Milutin, Zivko)
The Presenters(15) of national assembly
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*Akward quitness...*
Zivko: Umm... Sir what is this meeting exactly about
Dictator: I dont know? Why should i know, its just a meeting.
Nikola: Sir we should check our economy a bit, like check those numbers, i mean this mass production of tanks is not like free you know? Pay for some of the materials, umm, workers, etc...
Dictator: Pfft... Nikola my man, you already now that we have mines in Cetnija, i can make iron ocean if i want... or whatever is used for making those tanks. See we dont need money at the end, we just need some forced labor miners, i mean lets use those dozens of prisoners, instead of just them sitting there and getting free food.
Nikolai: But its not easy as it sounds like...
Dictator: Ha! Good joke, my friend, when i have you, i just watch those numbers getting bigger. Also i was bit borred recently. Its gonna take a time untill we built those armies and get those 60k soldiers, its gonna happen in few months probably, i hope. For that time, we just sit here idling while you undercover agents only ones hou have fun... Roaming around Numerous countries, like Effilend, also how is it going there, you killed some of those nazis? Did you maybe vollountery spied on their government.
Undercover agents: Nothing big, killed about 23 allieged nazis... Also it may be fun to spy on Effilend.
Other undercover agent: No... Nonono! No spying on Effilend, i saw those guys... Once in a while walked threw government bulding of theirs, masked in some weird uniform of theirs, i found some "royal tea" or whatever that greatness is. I called my buddy and we stolen few of those. However, once we got pocket loads of them, and guard saw us... He spoke that weird ass language that just scared me shitless, plus for some reason their uniforms are scary... However my buddy has got hand of it, offering him some of that tea, and guard chilled off eventually. I would love if someone can more of that tea for me...
Dictator: Lucky you agents! How is everyone else doing
Everyone else: BORING!
Dictator: So only agent cunts are having fun. But we will change it... What about we spice stuff a bit? I would play some of those war games with Trivodnia, i love when their
jewis get but hurt... "You will face consuqnces if you kill the jews" or "the Chetnik Empire must be pressed until its Jewish community feels safe enough to return, and a strong co-ordinated regional response combined with threats of a military intervention ultimately forced the Chetnik Dictator to reverse his threats to expel all the Jews." Ahh they make me one spice that so called "Yiddish peoples party"... But i decided to let those butthurt jews continue their thing, wherever they do... So i dont want to wait for something to happen. We will make something happen!
Everyone: What is it???
Dictator: You ever looked at those polls in other countries? How they bias are? And boring? Just people voting same thing in those deomocratic countries, and those potato couches of presidents lie a bit to get a cookie? We could make that not boring! Lets play with those polls a bit, or elections of thiers... After all we already did when we sent support to Borovanger. NO i have better idea, lets make military parade! That will scare our neighbors shitless and we will be respected a bit more.
General: That would be nice thing!
Dictator: Next thing i would like to plan is "Rakija propaganda"? Its sounds stupid but its harmless fun... Basically, we pay some peoples in other countries to make up some Rakija promotions, this could test efficiency of our propaganda machine! We will put billboards in other countries about Rakija, sell it to other countries, everyone is gonna like it!
Vladimir: I could do that! At the end, i know rakija here the best!
Dictator: There i have 2 months of fun, so here
Police - hunting nazis and beting up some butthurt muslims.
Military - working on improoving army and making military parade, we will talk about it later.
Advisorts - Rakija propganda with me
Undercover agents - hunt some nazis in foreign countries and some tea from Effiland.
Nastional assembly - working on increasing and demolishing democratic party on peaceful way.
THATS ALL, anyone want some rakija?

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TALK IS CLASSIFIED AND NOT KNOWN BY ANYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE HOU WERE MENTIONED AS PRESENT IN THE MEETING​

 

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OOC: Ehm, one question. Where did you get that tea story from? If you are referring to drugs, let it be clear that my country is definitely NOT liberal towards cannabis, heroin, cocaine, LSD and whatever else strange psychedelic products there are.

 

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OOC: From my own mind, no drugs involved

 

[Rheinbund]

OOC: But what was in the tea? Furthermore, tea in a country where the people mainly drink coffee?

 

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OOC: Why are you going into so deep details xD, every country should have a tea...