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    Elbener Zeitung, the newspaper of record of the Kingdom of Elben.

    ARIANS CELEBRATE FURTHER PERVERSION
    "Openly-gay" prelate to celebrate Christmas in Gallega

    The so-called archbishop who serves as leader of the heretic community in Gallega is being trumpeted by media outlets as "openly-gay." Reached by email, Father Pawel Jablonski of the Elbener Institute of Christian Family Life reacted. "It is a sad day when people who claim to be Christians also revel in the fact their clergy are proud to share with the world that they visit the fleshpots of Babylon. What else can the man mean by saying he is openly gay? The gulf that separates us as Catholics from those heretics in Gallega is only widened by the fact the Arians not only accept clergy with disordered minds, but also promote those clergymen to the ranks of its episcopate."
     
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    INNENSEE FREEZES OVER
    Complete ice coverage adds to refugee crisis

    Refugees once prevented from reaching Elben due to the Innensee are now able to cross the ice-covered body of water. The first fugitives from the crisis-stricken state of Crotobaltislavonia have reached Elben's side by crossing the ice. HM's government has responded by increasing the police presence in the coastal towns and villages. BSD Hospitallers, which has refugee centers along the north coast and is now building a network of field hospitals and kitchens in the south in CBS, has reported efforts to discourage refugees from venturing out onto the ice. Said a spokesman, "We're dealing with a lot of frostbite and hypothermia. Out on the Innensee where there is no shelter from the wind, it's just a terrible thought to think of those poor people out there without proper clothing."
     
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    HM TO ATTEND GUNNISH QUEEN'S CORONATION
    His Majesty will be accompanied aboard Royal Train by selected guests

    This coming Wednesday, Julian, the queen of Gunnland, will be crowned and will take her rightful place on the Stone Chair. His Majesty King Friedrich Maria has accepted an invitation to attend. He will travel to Windhaven in Gunnland aboard the Royal Train. Accompanying him will be various members of his household as well as several guests of honor including His Excellency Bishop Kiril Lakota and the noted dissident and author Viktor Laszlo. Both men were recently turned over to Elben by Kadikistan on humanitarian grounds.

    His Majesty is expected to attend meetings with high profile leaders while in Windhaven for the purposes of furthering peace and stability as well as gaining assistance in the handling of the refugees from Crotobaltislavonia.
     
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    NONFICTION BESTSELLER LIST
    As collated by the Royal Booksellers League

    1. Big Brother Said What?: Amusing Quotes From Raoul Farrago, compiled by CBS Desk, Elbener Zeitung (nc)
    2. The Angel Said: Visions of Marja Velicki, by Pasha Stern (nc)
    3. Letters from Prison Block 1138, by Viktor Laszlo, edited by Ilsa Laszlo (+7)
    4. In My Father's House: A Critical Edition, by the Princess Irulan (-1)
    5. Princes and Prophets: The Secret History of Trivodnia, by Professor Arnold Fassbender (+8)
     
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    AIRSPACE REOPENED TO ALL NORMAL TRAFFIC
    Normalization of air travel expected to take several weeks

    His Majesty's government announced today that all restrictions on traffic through Elben's airspace have been lifted. A spokesman for the ministry of transport noted the calm that had fallen over the Middle West over the last few days as all parties sought diplomatic solutions to the current crisis in Crotobaltislavonia. The spokesman said that while there will be some long term effects as many airlines probably won't reroute their flights immediately, His Majesty's government did not expect travel to and from Elben by air to be affected beyond the short term as airlines stopping in Elben for layovers were never affected by the closure.
     
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    FLASH: PRIMATE OF ELBEN DEAD
    RIP Johan Kubicki, Archbishop of Eschenbach, age 64

    A spokesman for the chancery of the archdiocese of Eschenbach has confirmed reports that His Excellency was found dead in his bedroom this morning. According to the spokesman, a sister working in the private apartments of the archbishop went to check on him after he failed to rise at the usual time. She found him slumped over in a chair, papers he had been reading the night before on the floor. She immediately called for help. Medics arrived at the scene, but it was clear His Excellency had been dead since last night.

    An autopsy is scheduled for later today. Funeral arrangements are to be announced before the end of the day after consultation with the chancellery. The chancellery also issued a statement expressing sorrow for the death of the archbishop and saying that His Majesty has been informed and will return to Elben by air once his meetings have concluded for the funeral.
     
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    I am saddened to hear of the death of my friend, Archbishop Kubicki. On behalf of Henry Cardinal Stewart (in conclave) and the bishops of Gunnland, I offer condolences to the people of Elben upon the loss of their holy shepherd. May perpetual light shine upon him.

    Justin Broithe+
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    ESCHENBACH CHAPTER ELECTS VICAR
    Expected to govern for some time due to papal conclave

    This morning at a meeting of the cathedral chapter of Eschenbach, Ernst Albrecht von Eberstein, age 61, was elected as vicar capitular. He will govern the archdiocese until a new pope is elected and in turn elects a new archbishop. Father von Eberstein has been a canon of the cathedral for over a decade. Before, he served as pastor of several parishes in and around Eschenbach. He is a noted theologian.
     
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    FLOW OF REFUGEES SLOWING
    Officials say refugee processing picking up speed

    With the flow of refugees from Crotobaltislavonia slowing over the last ten days, officials say that the processing of refugees already in Elben has picked up speed. Despite widespread news reports, border officials are reporting that most are ethnic Slavonians who have fled CBS government and Kadikistan's forces due to their Pochenkoist and monarchist leanings rathern than Jewish heritage. One so-called "fugee" who refused to give his name in case he was sent home said, "Farrago blames the Yids, but he just uses them as an excuse to kill all his enemies! And the Kadiks are reds with their own lists."

    Representatives from the BSD Hospitallers reported their network of field hospitals recently set up across northern CBS have become sanctuaries from the killing. Fra' Meister, the field director of operations in CBS, said in an interview, "Government forces and their allies from Kadikistan have respected our camps and we have been able to offer safe haven. After the sweeps have gone by, many have been able to go home. We see our camps as a success in stemming the flow of displaced persons toward Elben." When asked about the rumor regarding a massacre of refugees at the @Bergenheim border, Fra' Meister replied, "We hear many stories. Some claim to be eye witnesses, but there are so many varying accounts. We continue to investigate and document all accounts."
     
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