Eye On Conspiracy!

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EYE ON CONSPIRACY!
A Look at secret dealings in Sylvania.
Pamphlet ONE

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So it's the Centennial of the Four Houses Government, for months now small towns and cities have been hosting their own summer celebrations. Everyone is happy, celebrating our long history and varied cultures. These celebrations are leading up to the big week long festival in Charleroi were everyone who is anyone will be attending and running wild. 'It'll be great' they say. "Fun and activities for all members of the family." But what you don't know, dear Reader, is that the Calvinist Elect are planning to strike and take control of our minds when we would least expect it! Yea that's right, the Calvinists.

It's no mistake that their role in the country has been relegated to a small paragraph in our children's textbooks. Why would they do this? Dear Reader, they do it so that as the years progress we will forget of their existence! Go ahead! Ask your uninformed friends who sit there and ridicule us informed people if they have ever heard of the Calvinist Church. What's that? Just what I thought, they had no idea what you are talking about. Take a look around you, what do you notice on everyone's chest. That's right, a tulip.

The Calvinist Conspirators have done everything they can to spread around that symbol so that they can hide in plain sight! It is of no doubt that when the Calvinist church lost it's grip on the country so long ago that they began a TWO century long plan to move it's highest echelon members into positions of power and what better time than to retake the country and the minds of the people then on the centennial of the year they lost favor. All of the CEO's of the big companies, key politicians in the Four Houses such as, Julia Chartiers, William MacLean and even Conservative party favorite Robert Dupont and perhaps even the President himself are all Calvinist infiltrators waiting for the right moment to strike and take complete control so they can abolish the Union Contract.

Yes, abolish the Union Contract, the one piece of paper that gave us our rights as citizens and took away power from the Calvinist Elect. So go and spread this information, spread these pamphlets. Tell everyone you know of the impending doom of mind control, for we are the only ones left who can stop these people before we all become slaves to the evil Calvinist.

-Anonymous Informer
Eye On Conspiracy!
Pamphlet ONE

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Covenant Office for Culture & Etiquette

The Grand Covenant of Cantignia regrets to inform you, the anonymous publishers of "Eye On Conspiracy!", that your insidious periodical has been hereby blacklisted within these friendly confines. Such blatant fear mongering and muckrakery are a lurking danger to civilised minds in Sylvania, Cantignia, and the remaining enlightened World.

Please do not read in to our decision as a confirmation of your unfounded beliefs, for they are precisely that: unfounded and motivated with sadistic lunacy. This brand of fiction is a disgrace upon the very culture of your country, and it is our firm opinion that conspiracy periodicals such as yours are like shackles to the soaring glory of Sylvania.

Forward Cantignia,
Lord Felix Ilchester
Lord & Chief Officer of Wroxeter

 

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The Reformed Church of Potenza, which upholds and believes in the Doctrines of Grace, historically known as Calvinism, truly hopes that no Sylvanian citizen believes as truth the conspiracy theories which are being sent out with these pamphlets. There is no "Calvinist conspiracy," and we believe that most rational human beings would recognize that. The Calvinist Christians of Sylvania are as much law-abiding citizens as any non-Calvinist Sylvanian, and pamphlets such as this only serve to instigate irrational hatred for fellow citizens.

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EYE ON CONSPIRACY!
A Look at secret dealings in Sylvania.
Pamphlet TWO




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Now we all know about the great forests that sit on the border of Sylvania and West March, we all know the stories about those frontiersmen and adventurers that went in and never came back. We heard the stories about how they will come to Ben Avon to trade every few years. BUT what you haven't heard is the truth! All of those people who went in were killed by Elves! That's right! Elves live in the forest frontiers of Sylvania and West March and they kill any who enter their lands! There is a whole society of them living in secret from the rest of the world, these aren't your storybook helper elves that live with Santa, they are seven feet tall or even taller!

Reports from Ben Avon a month ago have come in about a local adventurer and nature photographer who had gone into the forest to catalog different types of flowers indigenous to the area. What he found was something completely different, when he came back he was screaming and crying about what he called "the forest demons," he had scratches and bruises everywhere. It took a few days for him to recover from the attack, but before the media could get to him the government doctors replaced his memories with oil discoveries and time spent with the mountain men!

Dear Readers, fellow conspiracy enthusiasts, we all know that the government is trying to cover up its involvement in keeping the forest elves secret. Rygaard preaches transparency in the government but he hides the truth of the para-normal from us! It probably ties right back into the Calvinist mind control I wrote about in the last pamphlet. Dear Readers, keep asking questions and never believe the official story!

-Anonymous Informer
Eye On Conspiracy!
Pamphlet TWO





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