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Dunai
Right Extremism In Parliament
Threart to democratic system

As parliament debate about human rights laws starts, as expected extreme right will try to make sure that all LGBTQ are crying in theyr beds cause they are gay. All of this was followed by religious flame.
Here is how it gone
-Video starts

Hymn of Moesia at the start.

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
"Today we will be looking into the... uhh... The LGBTQ right and other social rights norms for minorities, we all know that our nation is neutral towards LGBTQ population right now, since we got many requests to allow gay parades..."

Some random member of parliament speaks up:
"Who wanted that, give us a list, we will speak with them in person!"

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
"Please dont interupt me, thank you. So lets see, member of parliament Mihaijlo Markovic wants to talk."

Mihaijlo Markovic member of Muslims Party:
"Umm... Soo, gays, the most disqusting, even Christian bible says that! I will not allow in the Moesia some idiot with ****** to dance around! Of course if they want, we can have special event in Prizren to threat them properly!"

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
"Next, speaker, Marko Perisic of Monarchist party"

Marko Perisic of Monarchist party:
"You see in medieval age we go out, ask them some questions and beat them up, i think we should revise a law, and pay those who murder gays"

Boris Micovic of liberal party jumps into conversation:
"Sir you should be jailed! I want this man in jail this is disrespect of all possible human rights laws, and that muslim moron with his ugly beard will tell me whats disqusting? Look at your beard man, and ask Alah to give you better one!"

Mihaijlo Markovic member of Muslims Party:
"You sad what about my beard you liberal piece of shit! Lets go outside an talk face to face!"

Marko Zivanovic of communist party:
"Stupid muslims, you are fooled by your terrorist Kuran! You live in dark, i would rather be gay than muslim or christian!"

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
Oh my god please stop!

Marko Perisic of Monarchist party:
Death to democracy! This is waste of my time, we need a emperor that can get some discipline!

Vuk Jovanovic of Democratic party:
You intellectually inferior moron! Don’t you see that you are the one which made democracy what it is right now!

Marko Zivanovic of communist party:
God doesn’t exist! Sir!

Mihaijlo Markovic member of Muslims Party:
Ohh you wont exist when I get my hands on you!

Pavle Dimitrijevic of Unionist party:
Please stop, do you want to start civil war here! 2 million dead for this republic and you gonna ruin in one debate.

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
Good point Pavle!

Member of muslim party stands up
If you excuse me sir I will go beat up the communist

Monarchist guy stands up to:
Im with you brother in debate!

Liberal stand up:
Never tough of saying this, communists count on me!

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
Stop I will call army!

Democrat stands up:
That would be disrespect of democracy, you are not dictator but a speaker!

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
******* Parliament im leaving!

Unionist stands up:
Sir please call army here!

Dalmatian party member stands up:
It seems independence is what we need in this mess!

Unionist: I will give you independence! Come here!

*Anarchy in parliament starts*

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
That’s it Nikola call the guns!

Nikola Mijovic head of parliament control
Viva la Revolution!

Military officer:
That’s propaganda right there!

Nikola Mijovic: Go in there soldiers and show those ideologists the guns!

Some other military officer: Only on my dead body will dictatorship be established.

The speaker of Parliament Slobodan Grigorojevic:
***** Gays and all those morons thank you for ruining the parliament!

*Shoots and total fight between 300 party members and between parliamentary police.*

Shortly after this years dramatic scene in parliament the nearby police station and some military personnel gone there and stopped the anarchy, saving the republic, for 112[SUP]nd[/SUP] time.
It was decided for this question about LBTQ right to be passed to a next year for 112[SUP]th[/SUP] time.
For now theyr rights will be different depending on a administrative unit.
 
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Moesia
Paganism arising

Recently various pagan cults started appearing all around Moesian republic, which stormed popularity. Leader of this slavic pagan movement is Darko Boskovic. So far around 1,000,000 people in Moesia became pagans. Muslims, catholics and orthodoxes are loosing in numbers. Its headquarter is Smederevo, with 40% of its population being pagan. Pagans invested in lot of pagan religious building. All of this caused a big unrest against the pagan movement in Smederevo. Orthodox Triballians together with muslims group up and vandalise their building, even tough the Moesian patriarch urged for this vandalism to stop.
As example yestarday group of 50,000 muslims and orthodoxes attacked group of Smederevo Pagans who were celebrating pagan gods, fight between groups nearly reasulted in full out civil war in Smederevo, however standing military efficiently stopped this anarchy.
"This can lead to something new, not for just Moesia, but for whole world!" Warns Moesian patriarch.
 
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