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Ahh, sunny Himyar, beautiful continent, hand up to god, I ain't the kind of guy that tells lies. You ever been to the beaches of Azraq? Even Jesus Christ would pop a boner there and the weather! My God, the weather. Blue skies for days, where I come from a man comes to appreciate an almost endless string of sunny days. Where do I come from? Doesn't matter. What does matter is that I have what you need. SLR2's, Sturmgewehr, you want some fucking fancy gun from Eiffelland? I got it. Hell, if you say pretty please, I might know a guy who happened to stumble upon crate a of Advanced Combat Rifles. Now those Cussians? Them's some mean blood thirsty motherfuckers, but boy do they know what a man wants in a gun. You ever see a man take a burst from an M63A1 light machine gun? The bullets hit him so hard and so fast, it's like watching a retard try to dance.
Guns aren't all I have, tanks, trucks, RPG's, mines both anti personnel and tanks, mortars, and grenades. You gotta a place I can dock and unload the big stuff, then it is yours for the right price. You don't want guns? I got just the thing to put the pep in the step of your boys on the front line. I have pills that will make them fight like it's another round on the eternal battle plain.
Oh boy, do I see a nice business relationship ahead of us, we'll be old friends by the time this is over. I know what you are thinking, how will I get it to you, whats the cost, what if the delivery gets fucked up. We'll talk all about that, don't you worry, but first tell me what it is I can get for you.
Guns aren't all I have, tanks, trucks, RPG's, mines both anti personnel and tanks, mortars, and grenades. You gotta a place I can dock and unload the big stuff, then it is yours for the right price. You don't want guns? I got just the thing to put the pep in the step of your boys on the front line. I have pills that will make them fight like it's another round on the eternal battle plain.
Oh boy, do I see a nice business relationship ahead of us, we'll be old friends by the time this is over. I know what you are thinking, how will I get it to you, whats the cost, what if the delivery gets fucked up. We'll talk all about that, don't you worry, but first tell me what it is I can get for you.