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CubeCraft Online - the Kurkhazian Spirit with a Touzener Mindtrust:

With an estimated player population of 75 Million, CubeCraft Online is a relatively low tech and low investment powerhouse. Its inventors, Kurkhazian Vasyl Dzuba, and Touzen born immigrant Akagawa Maro brought to computer and later console tv screens a simplistic masterpiece: a balanced game where agriculture, mining, and community defense matters; and where destructive raiders threaten to steal and disrupt these virtual communities.

Players consist of cube like humanoids, and the resources they plow for likewise consist of digital cubes. Reliant on text based communication, experts of this game rely on audio relay platforms such as "Resonance", a Vistorikan based company, to quickly communicate trade, conflict, or perhaps most importantly a cultural transcendence between international players.

"Kurkhazians are trolls," one Eiffellander player with the account name 'BMDubkid' described, "they raid, raid, and disrupt any chat they enter as if they own the game. I own my own server, in fact, and usually trigger ban any incoming Kurkic player honestly." Apparently, as our reporters have discovered, this is not an uncommon sentiment. Kurkhazian IPs are dreaded online, as they almost certainly advent "brigading", the conduct of multiple players coordinating and committing to the raiding or destruction of a given community.

CubeCraft Online's core community relies on Central European investment. Serbovian servers number only second to Kurkhazian, and their players lay infamous as proprietors of memes and coordinated trolling. For the creators and investors of this game they thus wonder whether investor rulings should disable online aggression and harassment, or if the natural free range world of CubeCraft should continue.
 

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"...of particular note in this emerging liminal playground is one so called CubeCraft Online, a game of cooperative - or antagonistic - online gaming. Whereas the further spread of Touzen-inspired ludic spaces is heralded as a national success by those that claim success by association through the birthplace of one of its creators, Akagawa Maro, a more in depth reading could be juxtaposed: CubeCraft as an inherently agnostic virtual space of ideas with the potential to incite both the vilest, crude and narcissistic impulses of destruction often associated with Touzen and kind, sharing and cooperative ones that are the other side of a medal often forgotten. Beyond notions of success and failure, the possibilities of the real emerge."
 

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Contact us for cheap ingame items! No scam, just items! Let our hard working desert raiders turn gaming professionals farm items for you while you are busy doing something else, then come back to find your inventory loaded with the best gear once it is time for you and the boys to attempt that boss raid!
 

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AD FOR 2021 ELECTIONS:

Kaliga 365
TV News from Kurkhazia

*Impossibly fast broken images black and white video clips of horsemen raiding villages accompany ominous music as the voice of veteran anchor Josyp Turusnak orates*


"Kurkhazia 1920: democracy is mobilized with the plane, train, and automobile!"

*More black and white clips of bombs falling from planes, speeding trains armed to the teeth, and militia shooting from moving cars are shown*

"These were the incentives forced upon Kurkhazia by Rasul Ershatov, the first President of the Republic of Kurhazia."

*Mounds of corpses being replenished with new bodies are shown*

"Responsible for Kurkhzia's independence, Ershatov's legacy is marred by revelations of territorial consolations to Tarusa in the Great War, faking of credentials, and cronyism with one of the 20th century's deadliest gangs: the Achmedenov Mob!"

*Gangsters of the Achmedonov Mob are shown behind bars in court proceedings from 1940s footage*

"The freedom Ershatov promised and the influx of intellectuals into Kaliga, the nation's capital, was like an unbreakable series of waves of liberalism that undermined the authoritarian Ershatov."

*Rasul Ershatov's public suicide recording is shown as televised in 1945, cutting into the next president before the trigger is pulled as shown on that day*

"Borys Yakovenko arrived in the Presidency after three years of recounts and civil war. Yakovenko replaced the corporate mob with a new state approved collective."

*Uniformed workers from the 1970s are shown mounting farming plows and resting in collective bars*

"It is 2020, nearly 2021, and another major election approaches. The specter of populist politics returns with Neo-Ershatov movements, while persisting Yakovenko apologists explain away the failing national tenements that were promised to stand for one hundred years. In a few short months Kurkhazia will once again enter into the great chaos of public ballot open election. We will be here advising you of the candidates, their militia movements, and inevitable interference from foreign powers as the seat of deceased President Abuchenko is replaced.
 
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Kaliga Free Beacon :: Weekend Wrap-up

  • Free Farmers Association endorse Khalil Cosmenov for President
  • First Presidential debate devolves into half-aired shouting and swearing session
  • Success of CubeCraft wanes as creators are censored for
  • 73% doubt Kurkhazia can conduct a “fair and free election”
  • ‘Forgotten Folk’ - the Protestant Christians living isolated in Kurkhazia
 

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Kaliga Free Beacon
13th February, 2021

After nearly 100 years of sponsorship from listeners, viewers, and readers like you: KFB is announcing its shutter as a non-profit entity. This media entity which followed liberal Europe into the Great War and miraculously survived cannot rely on solidarity from abroad into the next generation. Private domestic buyers are seeking to refit this liberal critic of eastern politics, though an eleventh hour exists for a rapid injection of 50,000 more to keep the free press alive in Eastern Europe.
 

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Media Matters of Westernesse prides itself on keeping the many media outlets of the Federation and other nations of Westernesse truthful and honorable. We are devastated to know that the Kaliga Free Beacon is experiencing funding shortfalls. We wish to use money given to us by our many wealthy benefactors to help the Free Beacon stay in operation and keep the free press in the east alive for as long as we can.

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Yedlova Seizes the Presidency

the Kaliga Free Beacon - A Democratic Survivor
Shared by Daulet Barzhanev

We endeavor to shine a critical light on the official leaders of this nation, and secondarily an exposing glimpse at the benefactors dwelling in the shadow of politicians. The 2021 Kurkhazian election proved not an exception but the rule: a strong man, or in this case, strong woman conquered and consolidated her rivals within an evening. Qarly Yedlova was endorsed on the eve of elections by both the Kurkhazian both longshoreman and teamsters union as well as the two largest mining cartels, which, we believe at the Free Beacon indicates the perennial blossoming of the "Classical Kurkhazian Cartel."

Yedlova has emerged as the 5th president and 3rd democratically elected president of the Kurkhazian Republic as recognized by the international community

Top Comments

Erkin Ayatov:
Witch, idiot, slave to a cash? I don't want her! (12 Likes)
Asel Rasuleva: Because first time a woman is in charge? (2 likes)
Sveta Nurbekova: Yedlova Mолодец! Bring on the recounts! (5 likes)
Cristian Ernov: She lies, she takes, I hate her! (9 likes)
 
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Once in Yedlova, Always in Yedlova
the Kaliga Free Beacon (KFB)

Although little differs for international observers in regime to regime: a new president, in this case Qulpanya Yedlova, has spent the better part of Spring 2021 reigning in domestic opponents ranging from legal to industrial. The upheaval has largely been quiet with opponent raids conducted without knock and after dark. Despite the silence one social media CEO Nurjigit Ayanov (One.KZ) protests that political content creators are disappearing across the platform day by day without rhyme or reason.

"Harmony and love are Yedlova's policies," Republic Media Defender Diasev responded to the KFB when asked about the opposition disappearances - adding: "Modern Muhammad, an inclusive Kurkhazian Diet, requires a re-balance of incompetent attitudes."

The Kaliga Free Beacon vows to continue to publish free speakers from within and without the Kurkhazian Republic. Recent funding from private donors of from Sylvania allow us to continue to report the following domestic stories:

  • Aymani Sheikh agrees to share end of Fast with Eastern Orthodox Priest
  • Yedlova Administration struggles with judge appointments as "sex crimes" peak
  • Medicine of the Babushkas at risk? Hunt for classic remedies escape modern workers
 
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