From the State Political Administration: Citizens are reminded that the hunt for gangster counter-revolutionary Pochenkoists continues. While the SPA believes the enlightened Italian-majority west of Crotobaltislavonia are clear of counter-revolutionary activity at present, the degenerate Slavonian-majority east is considered a hotbed of Pochenkist sympathtizers and could be used as a base in the future. All citizens are encouraged to remain vigilant, aware of their surroundings, and to report any suspicious activity immediately to State or local authorities. Remember, Big Brother needs your help. From the State Religion Administration: This Christmas, citizens are strongly encouraged to replace Santa Claus with our Big Brother, Raoul Farrago. Citizens are encouraged to teach their children that Big Brother is always watching and keeping a list of naughty and nice. More information can be found on the Information Ministry's radio channel, KKEZ 94.5, the Guiding Light. From the State Weather Administration: Today's forecast: sunny with a high of 51. Tonight's forecast: clear with a low of 26.