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Budget talks ongoing
The Technicolor Government's proposal is the topic of ongoing discussion in the Budget Committee. While there is general consensus with the budget and for next year's appropriations, there are still particular disagreements. The largest being the amount devoted towards addressing global climate change. This is different from localized climate mitigation efforts, such as shoring up the Lagoon Protective Barrier (BPL) around La Città. The broader plans are mostly outward looking, including the development of renewable fuels in industrializing countries and the recommitment to nuclear power in Gallio-Francia.

Libro d'Oro in @Caria
The Genealogical Association of Nydra and the University of Navarone, in conjuncture with the Office of the Radilan Senate Archivist, is conducing an in-depth genealogical study of Radilans in the Outer Territories, which are former territories of the Republic—in this case they are now part of the Carian Confederacy. This study aims to provide detailed accounts of the various tumults and triumphs of competing Meridian Sea polities. The hope is that this will add a level of richness and depth to the historical record, which is often dominated by a few larger-than-life figures.




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The Most Serene Dankness
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fresh memes | current podcasts | biting satire

WOW!
so serene
such republic
much fashion
doge doge
so renaissance
many profit
much leadership
boaty mcboatface
such baroque
many gold
much fancy
so st. mark
such sea
many humor
WOW!


Shooting people
"What dumbass mother fucker shoots a head of state. Like that dumbass that shot the Carian First Archon... like what's the point. He ain't got no control over them dumbass legislators." DJ From and Mister Bindi discuss world affairs on the Aw Hell Naw Podcast, available here or wherever you get your podcasts.

Is butt chugging a thing?
Many college students claim that it is, like, waaay faster to get drunk by pouring booze down your butthole... but is this true? See our in-depth reporting, by which we mean our in-anus reporting, here.

Resting bitch face
See all of Prime Minister Lacé's most cunt-esque photos here. And see the most adorable photos of her grandkids here.


tHE dANKESS
WE TAKE NO SIDES! EXCEPT WHEN WE DO!
 
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News Alert: Cargo ship grounded in the Searult Canal
A large cargo ship has wedged itself in the major shipping route going through @Csegia. The situation is still developing, but initial reports suggest that strong winds may have been a factor. The vessel, named the Everforward, is harbored and flagged in Thoricus @Caria. It is operated by the Mainline Meridian Shipping Company, which is owned by the wealthy senatorial Magadesi family, though it is incorporated in Caria. The ship is 369 meters long; it is Triton Class vessel, built in Nuovo Porto by the San Polo Shipbuilders.

The vessel is crewed by an international team, with a Radilan skipper. Neither the company nor the Magadesi family could be reached for comment.
 

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Big ol' boat got stuck
"So this big ass shipping container got stuck in the Searult canal... Holy Fuck that is the funniest shit ever." "Big ol' boat got stuck." "This is some of the dumbest ass shit ever." "Big ol' boat got stuck!" DJ From and Mister Bindi discuss world affairs on the Aw Hell Naw Podcast, available here or wherever you get your podcasts.

They call it Florida shit
The feast of Pascha, right around Easter, is a sacred time to Catholics across the globe. It must apply especially hard to @Justosia . As they are very much the hyper-narrowly divided country. Either way, their shenanigans and divisions are detailed here (or wherever you get your podcasts) on the Good Ol' Times Podcast, featuring Micky and Jimmy the square.

No...we totally ain't Pelasgian.
Radila is totally a product of the Tiburan Empire and had totally no Eastern influence.

Ya know....
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No Pelasgian influence...

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...no influence from @Caria whatsoever...

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Major Demographic Changes Accompany Refugees
According to the preliminary census, Radilo's population has grown for the first time since the end of the baby-boom following the Great War in the mid 20th Century. Because of an influx of refugees, mostly from the Former Pannonia, Radilo's population has increased by more than a million, to 9.7 million people. This means that more than 1 in 10 Radilans are Zaran refugees. In several smaller cities and towns, Zarans make up a plurality of the population.

Radilo had seen steady population loss since the end of the post-war population boom, and even with this new influx, of people the population is still lower today than it was in 1974, when the population peaked at 10.2 million. Because Radilo has the lowest fertility rate in the world, at 1.24 births per woman, and one of the longest life expectancies, at 85 years, the population is disproportionately older and retired. This has led to the government's current policies which includes an open-door immigration policy and generous benefits to refugees, who are disproportionately younger and working age.

As Zarans speak the standard Italianate Language (which, in fact, is often simply called Zaran, which is also the official language of Radilo), have a very similar culture, are overwhelmingly Tiburan Catholic, and are ethnically similar to Peninsular Italianates, their integration has been fairly straightforward, if not painless. Refugees are generally settled in smaller cities and towns and in rural areas outside of Nouvo Porto, as these areas have seen massive depopulation over the last 40-odd years. The famously romantic city of Badua has seen a bit of a boom recently, as the injection of younger (and generally very eager) refugees has helped revitalize the city.

With the ongoing conflicts in Himyar, it is likely that Radilo will see even more refugees in the coming years. Given that these Himyari refugees will not speak Italian and are, mostly, not Catholic, some, including Opposition Leader Giuseppe Piero, have suggested that more intense integration efforts may be necessary.

"I think that we need to be much more thorough with these refugees from Himyar, especially those from conservative Muhammadite traditions. They will need extra help integrating and will need to be checked on, I think, more than Zarans," said the White Party Leader

Imam Giuseppe Mbeki, leader of the Interfaith Refugee Alliance, who is heading to Himyar later this week to help start the resettlement process, disagrees: "Given how quickly we have integrated other non-Italianate, non-Catholic immigrant populations in the past, including my own family, we should have no problem integrating these hardworking people into our society."
 
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Interfaith Refugee Aliance in Azraq and Harj
The Interfaith Refugee Alliance, an agency that works with both the Catholic Refugee Agency and the International Association of the Red Crescent, has had to scale back its activities in Harj due to the recent coup d'etat. Activities are expected to resume once the situation settles.

In @Azraq, the IRA is working with sailors from @Tianlong to assist with their aid mission. Fewer refugees are expected from that region, at least, as of now, as it is generally considered more stable.

New alliance proposed
As an Il Gazzettino exclusive, we can confirm that at the Forum on Security and Democracy in Tokjin, Tianlong. A treaty has been introduced that will establish a military alliance, the Central European Treaty Organization or CETO. This treaty would serve as a defensive alliance among democratic nation states. Such an alliance has traditionally polled very well in Radilo, despite a longtime official commitment to neutrality. Indications from the current government suggest that ratifying such a treaty would enjoy overwhelming, in not unanimous support.
 
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