Radio Freedom: East Occitania (93.6 FM / 576 AM)

[Anonymous]

// Gooooooooood morning Occitania! I’m your disc jockey Joonas Santala! On the first day of our radio programme, we’re broadcasting live at sea!!! We’re East Occitania’s number one pirate radio! Our radio ship brings you the best music hits, as well as news from around the globe! Sponsored by the free folk of the north, let’s start with this mornings news! //

// RADIO FREEEEEEEDOM! The Justosian’s have proclaimed empire! They’ve annexed the free people of Brecosta! Brecosta has always been where Occitania meets the east! With friends like these, who needs enemies? Our so-called friends in Justosia prostituted us to their dreams of empire... they’ll destroy Brecosta’s culture, economy, and honor! Our blood has been spilled on our soil! Our blood on their hands! They are the invaders! All true free peoples should not submit to their empire! No gods! No masters! //

// News at home here in Occitania is grim in itself! The government continues with its draconian rationing while our economy here in the East continues to tumble! Our masters in government are not letting the Occitanian people live freely! Instead we submit to their demands and watch while our children starve! Without economic aid from the wonder people of Eiffelland and the Free Folk of the North, we’d surely all be dying! Don’t forget to thank an Eiffellander soldier if you see one, because we’d probably all be dead without them! Wish those sailors that fly the Jolly Roger in the Long Sea a safe journey! Those of the Free Navy are helping keep the seas safe for food to arrive in East Occitania! Don’t forget that you are a free people! Don’t let the government tell you what you can do! It is your right to life! Your right to liberty! Your right to the brotherhood of mankind, free of the oppressive governments that torment us and starve us! //

// That’s today’s news! Remember! Brecosta is a free land with free people and should not submit to any empire! Just like Brecosta, we Occitanians are a free people! Embrace your liberty! This is Joonas Santala, and now we’ll play an hour non-stop, commercial free radio hits from Eiffelland, the Engellexic world, Pohjanmaa, Touzen, but also the local hits from home! //

 

[Anonymous]

// Gooooooooood morning Occitania! I’m your disc jockey Joonas Santala! As always we’re broadcasting live at sea!!! We’re East Occitania’s number one pirate radio! Our radio ship brings you the best music hits, as well as news from around the globe! Sponsored by the free folk of the north, let’s started with the news! //

// RADIO FREEEEEEEDOM! The crisis within Occitania continues! There are rebels in the West fighting for their freedom! Meanwhile there is royal intrigue in the East! The royals do not matter though! They have left the Occitan people to suffer! Meanwhile these royals eat cake, swim in pools lined with servants and leave us to starve! Cast away the royals! Embrace your freedom! Within a Post-Delegationist Occitania, there will be jobs, food, and the ability to determine your own future!!! You are your own master in a Post-Delegationist world! //

// Meanwhile the people of the Anti-State and Dictator Hayabusa seek to keep you all safe! Soon talks will begin in the Republic of Kashtan to assure the safety and security of all people in and around the Long Sea! Together with the people of the Commonwealth of Pohjanmaa, the Free Folk of the East and the Free Folk of the North will seek to assure that food shipments will reach the Occitan people! Come near the pirate radio signal ship, and we’ll make sure that you have food! //

// That’s today’s news! Remember! Occitanians you must seize your freedom! Due to the continued patronage and benevolence of the Free Folk of the world, rations can be obtained from the Pirate Radio! This is Joonas Santala, and now we’ll play an hour non-stop, commercial free radio hits from Eiffelland, the Engellexic world, Pohjanmaa, Touzen, but also the local hits from home! //