Part One:
Meet Your Maker
Melodic bursts from several hand crafted wood flutes filled the tight cabin of an aging plane, shabby in the same way an old horse trots along with a favored hoof. Currently, the flying relic found itself infested with men of differing ages, races, and creeds. Tunes born from the 1818 Zivolution, which was intended to accompany marching men, lock in step wearing not much more then broken shoes, with muskets often a few years older then the young lad carefully balancing it upon his shoulder. In years of revolution, it was the voluntary militiamen who filled every trench, charged every hill, and bled out pints of their own blood on the bittersweet fields of battle. Meet Your Maker
A volunteer answers a primal call, it is rarely driven by greed or lust for violence, he is the humble agrarian pulled inconveniently, as any call to duty ever was, so very far from the hard earned joys of a prudent lifestyle.
Emerging from the cockpit, the honorary Brigadir Petrovik Fedzinski made himself known by sharing intense puffs of smoke from a fattened foreign cigar native to the far west, starkly obscure to the hill country blends of Komenoge that these warm hearted Zivs were accustomed to. His wrinkle carved smirk was soon illuminated by the fiery embers of that delectable burning roll of tobacco excellence, though only long enough for the amused Fedzinski to muster another round of overpowering smoky clouds, with which he devilishly enraptured the full population of this planes occupants with his soon to be signature aroma. Devouring mile after mile of dark deadwood forst, the 'Bottlecap Dandy', Fedzinski's self-owned propeller plane cast a looming shadow over countless towers of age old pines.
Nadnarednik Zjazac promptly called his men to attention while the tall Brigadir quietly circled around these rigid voluntary statues who carefully braced their bodies to prevent being thrown about like a bouncing ball, as Bottlecap Dandy shook the mental and physical confidence of the passengers in this elderly aeroplane, a glorified deathtrap at best. "TAKE" Fedzinski began after casting the spent cigar behind his back like he would if he were not soaring hundreds of feet above the ground in his personal deathtrap, "SEATS!" In quick precession the volunteers obeyed.
"Hug yourselves Gentleman, wrap those pitiful little arms around your own skinny, pitiful, disgusting bodies." this order was not so easily followed, though within time almost all were within reasonable compliance, even with a look of confusion barely displayed, "Damn fine, see that right there is your personal gratitude. . .Which is all you unwanted bastards are going to get, because I'd be god damned before I wasted a fuckin' hot minute on you; you one hundred god damned heaps of smashed barbecued ass, god damn it. Now, tell me what the moral of that statement is, you?" he asked directly of a sheepish looking man, to which was answered "SIR, GOD DAMN, YOU DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN ABOUT US, SIR!".
He now theatrically assumed a somewhat serious demeanor, "Sympathy -- is now devoid from our vocabulary, and it would behoove you to empower yourself with the virtue of brutality in its stead." he said, removing the somber look off from upon his face instantly.
"Now, I am here to bare some bad news: You may have been promised the opportunity to spread democracy and liberty to your country by serving in a peaceful capacity. Not so fast there mister humanitarian, we have a bushel of chaos and cruelty to unroll before any one of you patriots can participate in the democratic process, or I can relax my chiseled ass back in the foothills of Kamenoge, with a bottle of gen-u-ine Divovian Whiskey burning my throat", the Brigadir's pace diminished to a comfortable shuffle back towards his aircrafts cockpit, "Now, the pompous bastard Prince of Cassiopeia is making no mistake about it, there will be a Cassiopeian presence in the villages we rape, pillage, and plunder - and thus the Cassiopeian will be shown as much brutality that any one of you fightin' men can muster. It is amongst our most sacred endeavors to shame the Cassiopeian by outperforming him in every way. As a band unforgiving killers, we will effectively tattoo our mark in to the European psyche; painted with a campaign of shocking and deadly force, we will make no mistake of our own".
Fedzinski crushed his used cigar beneath a mud crusted boot, still burning on until this point, "Mmmhmm" noises of approval creeping out from a questionably drunk old man, "Publicly, Europe will be made quite aware that Zivotinje intends to foster democracy with every ounce of its liberty loving Union. We are beyond the Union, this Regiment answers to me and me only. I am accountable only to God, and I assure you that he is behind our actions one hundred and ten percent, with a blindfold and some earplugs".
Looking back from the cockpit door, Fedzinski bid his men farewell, advising them sarcastically of their first mission - "It'd only be fitting, if as a pack of blood thirsty animals, that we began this traveling circus of terror up a few miles from here along the border of Cassiopeia" and with a wink an the same smirk he set out with, the cockpit door was slammed loudly behind the Brigadir of this Volunteer Regiment. Within fifteen minutes, Bottlecap Dandy made a bumpy landing in a clear field not too far removed from the forest that separates the Blue Union Captaincy of Zivotinje, and the Most Serene Republic of Cassiopeia.