COLONIAL CIRCUMSTANCE
CANTIGNIA AND THE OCEANIC FRONT
CANTIGNIA AND THE OCEANIC FRONT
Dulwich, Empire of Great Engellex, 28 August 2011
Owen Wrexham ran his large shrapnel scarred hand over a tired elderly face, slowly allowing what feeling and sensation he had left in his fingers to drag over the sharp stubble that had developed over a long and now impossibly unending evening. "Well? . ." a female voice demanded of him before rolling herself over to face the Nation of Cantignia's Ambassador to Great Engellex.
"I have to see about an Empress, darling" Owen replied, ". . perhaps we can see about finishing where we left out later?" he asked sheepishly. "Oh, we'll see alright Owen" Mrs. Wrexham answered as she pegged him in the chest with a well thrown pillow. Mister Wrexham quickly shaved and threw on his new dark grey uniform, now lined with subdued crimson and black patches which denoted his time in service, rank, and role within the mad Chancellor's aggressive rightist Government.
A small, previously drawn out, bump of cocaine awaited Owen at the door, enough to keep the Ambassador on his game for what was to be a brief but intense encounter with the Queen-Empress of Great Engellex. The poorly lit streets of Dulwich welcomed him below with stern glares and fast feet, each new step greeting him with the stench of horse manure and coal -- one from the powerhorse of the Empire -- another from the mighty black bits that powered the Empire itself. The fog and mist had a tendency of enveloping him like a blanket, passing through his lungs easier now then ever with over a decade of laboured breathing behind him here already.
"Your papers and your pistol, Mister Wrexham?" ordered one of an unimaginable number of Palace Security Footmen from behind a wall of brick and iron, characteristically synonymous with the Empire as a whole. Owen passed the man his papers first through the iron bars, motioning slowly and only after a nod from the Footman on the other side. He began the procedure by revealing and turning his clip, displaying the butt of his handgun in its empty state before pointing it back at the ground and locking the barrel to the rear. Owen inspected the chamber slowly before clarifying that it was empty with the Footman, who flashed a white beam of light down an into it and trading the pistol to him for a return of Wrexham's identification papers.
The Northern Secretary, Anthony Pelham-Holles greeted him warmly, or as warmly as he could realistically treat his racial subordinate, through the gates on the other side. Ambassador Wrexham momentarily drew his hand towards his heart before remembering that the Secretary would neither receive nor understand the Vesper salute, instead he simply tapped an index finger against his brand new officers cap. "What in Her name does that Ilchester mongrel have you dressing in now, Wrexham?" the Northern Secretary spat. Owen shook his head sympathetically, "He has insisted this was Alice's idea, but this has Felix Ilchester and those bloody National Scouters blaring from every seam!". "Whatever happened to the Colonies wearing what the devil we told them to, Wrexham, when did the Colonists start thinking for themselves?" Pelham-Holles inquired further.
A bell rung out from inside the Palace, indicating the two men were ready to be received. Owen followed his superior from a step behind and to the left, as all lesser men were known to do in the Empire. "A hair too much thinking is being done within this Empire, Mister Secretary" Owen replied quite calmly, "When the Colonies begin thinking for themselves, they are bound to begin fighting for themselves". The Northern Secretary immediately scoffed and quickened his pace towards the Queen Empress' chambers, leaving Owen to soak in the sights and sounds of Her Majesty's broad art and music collections from within and outside the Empire.
Owen carefully timed his bows and locked eyes with the floor, rising finally with a bear like "Your Majesty!" that echoed within the chamber like a roar. "Your loyal servant His Excellency Owen Wrexham of Vesper . . Ambassador to the Union of Great Engellex & Crown, respectively."