The XXVII Congregation of the Anglican Church of Gunnlandia
Chapter House, St Alban Cathedral, St Alban, Argyll
Chapter House, St Alban Cathedral, St Alban, Argyll
The four archbishops of St Matthew, St Mark, St Luke and St John were lined up in front of the elegant Gothic entrance to the Chapter House at St Alban Cathedral. The gargoyles and sculptures of saints and monsters stared down from the intricate facade of the building and they smiled warmly for the small group of reporters who had gathered. Informally referred to as 'the Gospel' each archbishop represents an archdiocese under which falls a diocese for each province of the Commonwealth. They are the four most senior members of the Anglican Church of Argyll and were here today to try and repair a schism that was growing ever wider between the broadly liberal church in Argyll and the much more conservative, celtic church in [MENTION=1187]Ivernia[/MENTION].
Just two days ago the Houses of Bishops, Laity and Clergy all voted with large majorities to allow the ordination of women into the clergy. The reaction in Argyll had been broadly muted except for those on the right of the church itself who had met last night to discuss secession, possibly to the Scotian Catholic church. Wilem York, the Archbishop of St Mark has within his province the capital city of St Alban and this therefore puts him forward as the de facto leader of the Church of Argyll. He was stood in a brown corduroy jacket with a green clerical shirt, his dog collar poking through below his neck. He opened his mouth to speak and just as he did a raucous sound erupted from behind the gathering of reporters. A man's voice boomed around the vaulted cloister.
"1 Corinthians 14" was bellowed by a dishevelled looking priest before he threw an entire container of eggs toward the assembled archbishops. There was a crack and a splat as the eggs flew through the air and landed across the torso of the leaders of the church and then a scuffle broke out as reporters tried to restrain the perpetrator. Wilem tried to compose himself, smiled at the reporters who were somewhat in shock and remarked, "I believe we will clean-up and then return to you with a statement later". As they were herded out of the cloisters and into the chapter house the archbishops looked at one another, "an ominous start to the day" remarked Alfred Bunce. "Indeed" came the reply from Wilem.