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[Justosia]

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[Justosia]

The Royal Foil: Professor? This Johnson is just some buck toothed, revisionist, northern pig. #NJEC #reactionaryohwell

 

[Ostmark]

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[Touzen]

Lord Celsius @TemperatureTruth
#Justosia continues to be threatened by scorching climate calamity. Nations of Europe must rally - donate to my DonateDuck so we can save Justosians together #JusticeforJustosia #ClimateCalamity

 

[Justosia]

Juke University@Lord Celsius:
Dude. No. We love our warm weather #dontphasemebro

 

[Oneida]

(OOC: @Auraria I thought we agreed it wasn't Justosia till 1819?)

Yeah, the colony was still called Justosia I imagine.

 

[Justosia]

JNN official@ La Prensa Libre: Pedestrian news 'agency'

 

[Justosia]

HRH Prince Julian Francisco-Francois II Prince de Royale@ La Prensa Libre:
Current fun fact: Auraria let itself be overrun by Godless, rabid, murdering, treasonous, leftist dogs in 1819. Those God favoured found the promised land of the Holy Kingdom of Justosia.

 

[Justosia]

The King Sting: I'm a Nationalist but damn HRH really doesn't like Auraria...

 

[Imimoya]

Fabrizio Allamoda @RandomCitizen
Remove twatter from Justosia's royals. Please!

 

[Justosia]

Juke University: Is there a coup underway in Natal? Or just a rabies pandemic? You don't threaten allies with war over something that has virtually nothing to do with you. #WTFISTHAT?

 

[Justosia]

Foreign Minister Fernando Torres:
It appears I've scared Cattledonia into silence? #ARAISEPLEASE

 

[Natal]

Adhamh Mac an t-Sealgair @AdamHunter
For a people that present themselves as chad alphas, the Justosians need to grow a thicker skin and stop acting like some snowflakes. The Two Kingdoms just told them that the southerners don't have a monopoly over Protestantism and all hell broke loose. Friggin lame. But I wait the spam bots de royale to "kingstinge" [sic] me for saying this.

Sean Greum @greenkiltguy90
I just read the Prince's New Internet Connection. Not as good as the hype presented it. If it becomes a bestseller the author should give a part of his royalties to the Justosians. #southernpolitics #schoolyardtwats

Sìneag Loganach @randomCally
The southerners calling the homeland Candle, Cattleland, Catdeland and whatever just to state they they care so little that they can't even name the country. It would be amusing if it wouldn't be so tragic and pathetic, that ignorance has been something that politicians flaunt themselves with.

 

[Oneida]

President Manuel Sanabria @SanabriaParaAuraria
President Sanabria Speaks.

[Attached is a video that begins with Manuel Sanabria sitting in his Office. He is wearing a dark grey jacket and a lightblue shirt, no tie. Behind him is a draped purple, gold, and black flag – the symbol of the Republic. The video plays.]

“Hi, I am Manuel Sanabria, President of the Aurarian Republic. I’m here today to read some Mean Twats.”

[President Sanabria lifts his phone, to read the Twats as they appeared in text on screen.]

“’Is there any way that we could fly Sanabria to some Rugby game half way across the world and just leave him there?’ Well, @AntonioCabrera, I think that sounds like a great idea.”

“’A four pack of Leopard Lager is 7 EM at the store now…Great Job Manuel.’ Well, I mean, if that’s your beer of choice, you kind of deserve it don’t you?”

“’Why do so many people have a crush on Manuel Sanabria? He looks like a f***ing mix between a beetle, a muskrat, and a roach.’ Now that’s just messed up.”

‘”I bet Manuel Sanabria is one of those people who clap when the plane lands.’ Well, it's a job well done, I guess.”

“’Fun fact, Auraria let itself be overrun by Godless, rabid, murderous, treasonous, leftist dogs in 1819. Those God favored found the Promise Land of Blank.’ Haha, is this that Justosian Prince? I heard he has anger issues.”

[Video cuts out.]

(OOC: idk if this is against the rules, but I thought it was fun)

 

[Thaumantica]

Winterhearth Mutual Benefit Society @WinMBS
This evening we call for @CovenantKing to parlay with #CannieLabour. Our domestic survival calls for immediate cessation of violence so we may respond to #EngellEmbassyBomb

 

[Pelasgia]

Princess Ulrika ✔@prinsesseulla
You trivialize the suffering of millions - Pelasgia is not the rest of Himyar #stophunger #childrenaredying

Babis Tentas @RandomPelasgian
Take your virtue-signalling elsewhere. Himyar is fine as is; Natal and Azraq are booming, and Pelasgia has more than enough food. Germania should look to its own mess and stop causing problems for the Himyaris. @prinsesseulla

 

[Ostmark]

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[Justosia]

JNN official: HRH Prince Julian II reportedly frustrated with not being able to comment on the vast majority of recent events. It is strictly against royal tradition & protocol to offer input after HRM. HRH has been widely considered an activist royal so far.

 

[Justosia]

The Royal Foil@The King Sting: HRM, our awesome sovereign King is currently putting out like 5 fires at once. None of which he really started. AND takes no salary. #VIVAFRANCISCO

 

[Rheinbund]

Ministry Commerce de Royale@Ministry Foreign@Ministry Finance:
Soon all trade tariffs on incoming foreign goods will be lifted! We are confident! The Holy Kingdom of Justosia is open for business! #VIVAJUSTOSIA! #VIVAFRANCISCO! #BUYPATRIOTBONDS!

Aussenministerium Eiffelland-Retalien
The advantage of a twatterwar over a real war is that a twatterwar is less bloody. Another advantage is that twatterwars can be very amusing. That is the reason why we follow Twatter with very much interest.

Aussenministerium Eiffelland-Retalien
We welcome the lifting of all trade tariffs on incoming foreign goods as announced by the Royal Ministry of Commerce of Justosia.

Aussenministerium Eiffelland-Retalien
We will lift all tariffs on Justosian goods exported to Eiffelland-Retalia if Justosia lifts all tariffs on Eiffelloretalian goods exported to Justosia.

Aussenministerium Eiffelland-Retalien
We wish, however, to maintain neutrality in military conflicts taking place in the South-Thaumantic Ocean.