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Milica Živković @DOD760723

dumb mistakes in game two. elbener man filming me was distracting. what a perv. #chess #testmatch2019 #cb
 

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Hanno Krenz @HannoKrenz1995

A DW Mistral from 1998 with 500,000 km on the counter ... A new windshield wiper, a new light bulb and it passes the MOT test again. See you next year, inspectors! #eiffeloretalischewertarbeit
 

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La Republica Newspaper @LaRep
Florida man accused of zoophilia after he was found drunk, kissing and caressing a springbok antelope in the city's zoo. When he sobered up he stated that he doesn't remember anything as he usually drinks up to 18 to 20 beers a day. More on
 

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Florida couple stopped by the police on A12 as they were travelling in a car completely naked. They stated that they were going to a nudist club close to Libertad and they couldn't "be bothered to take too much luggage". More on
 
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the Villesen Times@theVillesenTimes


Jean-Louis Baptise@Jean12champion
Damn. Bitch knows how to slice and dice.
RT: Article by Sophie Menard...

Arnaud Le Brun@Lebrun1988
Interesting, although tinged with a flavour of propaganda
RT: Article by Sophie Menard...

Sentinel@4672y373271
@Lebrun1988 wrong wrong wrong. fuck u. hope ud ie #hahaEiffelland
RT: Interesting, although...

Sophie Menard@SophieMenard
Strong views expressed on all sides, but funny hashtag keeps popping up on timeline #hahaEiffelland, article was not about mocking, but sadly narrative has been hijacked by trolls.
 

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La Republica Newspaper @LaRep
FeFeNa (Ferrocarriles Federales Natalianos) has reported a total delay of 6 years, 2 months, 17 days, 8 hours and 15 minutes in the 2018 schedule. It has been reported that times and reliance will be improved this year. More on
 

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Luciano Ferroni @lucianoferroni1990
Levanzo è Eiffelloretaliano! Serenienti reste alla casa! #Serenientiresteallacasa

OOC: Translation: "Levanzo is Eiffelloretalian! Sereniens stay at home!"
 

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Pelasgian Press Association @PPE_eng
The Pelasgian Minister of External Affairs and the Ambassador of @Beautancus in Propontis inspect the newly sworn-in soldiers of the New First Army Corps at Selymbria, Optimatoi. The all-professional Corps was trained with the help of Cussian advisors as part of a modernisation and military cooperation programme. (Photo credit: Georgios Dimitriou)
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Eveline Plöger @Evelineploeger1997
Oops, my telephone fell out of my hands on the stairs at the university :icon_frown: The thing fell several meters down. But believe it or not, it still works! There is not even a crack in the screen :dance: I love my Lumin :redface::biggrin: #eiffeloretalischewertarbeit
 

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Sophie Menard@SophieMenard
Brrr. Gothenhagen is far too cold for a Serenien! But people are great. #WPC #2k19
 

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Florida man arrested after throwing an incendiary cocktail towards the grounds of the Pelasgian embassy. No one was injured with the exception of some grass being burned, no damages were done. The man stated that "he hates Orthodox antisemites". More on
 

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The Concerned Republican @ConcernedRepublican

Twat1/2: So-called “queen” Katrine Frederikke has deeply offended the Engellexic community by continuing to use the shameful “-ngellpox” slur, parading it around as a purpose of @Jyskerige-Østveg’s #failedWPC!

The Concerned Republican @ConcernedRepublican

Twat2/2: I demand that #WPCapoligize & #katrineapologize immediately!!
 

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EBC Global News @EBCEurope

The Lord Protector continues to not be seen in public. Admiralty Palace pushes back commissioning events, again.

The Financial Report @TheFinancialReportER

4th February recorded fourth consecutive week of losses in Dulwich, and third in Elephant and Castle.

Londinjou Gazette @LondinjouGazette

Still unseen, but Siward House releases statement confirming Northern President was engaged in diplomatic efforts earlier.

The Henrietta Times @TheHenriettaTimes

@OneMeridian
promises to issue a statement on the status of Southern President Underwood. Unlike Elephant and Castle, we in Henrietta remain unconvinced.

The Damara Herald @TheDamaraHerald

The Presidency unsatisfied by the sudden withdrawal of the ETC and the EHTC over Loago. ETCOS border security still vulnerable, the Presidency still concerned.

 

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La Prensa Libre @LaPrensaLibre
In what is being described as an uniquely Aurarian production, a lewd new pornographic film depicting a Serenien Premier Elisabeth Martinique look-a-like as a dominatrix to a submissive Aurarian President Sanabria titled "Gallian Dom" will be released in select theaters next Monday in a parody of the real world meeting between the two Gallian Leaders.
 

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Ysabel María Duran @BFE4laPaz
I love when the male Eiffelretalian Foreign Minister says to the proud, female Serenien reporter that Eiffelland-Retalia doesn't need to fight for women's rights because they don't differentiate between "Ms." and "Mrs." The Monarchist Eiffellanders (who have enslaved the victimized Retalians) have a long history of patriarchy and strict adherence to it. Their 'King' doesn't grant women's rights; we take them. #BFESinFronteras #FuckAllMonarchs #MeToo


(OOC: BFE stands for blogueros feministas enojadas, or angry feminist bloggers)
 

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Florida woman poses for maternity pics with baby hyena. Authorities are still pondering if she is to be condemned for animal abuse. She claims she loves them. She has just been recently banned from the meetings of the Hyena party. More on

Alice Makeba @AlMakeb
As much as foreign propaganda tries to distort the truth, Ostmark really is becoming a beacon of progressive social policies. A government that works for the people and is ready to fight for their betterment. #grasserism

President Sabina Iniesta@theoneandonlyiniesta
The people of Natalia are saddened to hear about the death of the late Elbener King. HM Friedrich Maria has been a respectable politician and guide for his country and a beacon of stability in northern Germania, during the savage days of the 7 Day War.
 

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La Prensa Libre @LaPrensaLibre
In what is being described as an uniquely Aurarian production, a lewd new pornographic film depicting a Serenien Premier Elisabeth Martinique look-a-like as a dominatrix to a submissive Aurarian President Sanabria titled "Gallian Dom" will be released in select theaters next Monday in a parody of the real world meeting between the two Gallian Leaders.

Maranello Distributione dei Filmi @MDFilmi
We expect this pornographic movie to become a huge success in Eiffelland-Retalia. We request permission to distribute it here.

Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289
What a great idea!!! It is a pity that it is too late to use this on our carnival cart!


Ysabel María Duran @BFE4laPaz
I love when the male Eiffelretalian Foreign Minister says to the proud, female Serenien reporter that Eiffelland-Retalia doesn't need to fight for women's rights because they don't differentiate between "Ms." and "Mrs." The Monarchist Eiffellanders (who have enslaved the victimized Retalians) have a long history of patriarchy and strict adherence to it. Their 'King' doesn't grant women's rights; we take them. #BFESinFronteras #FuckAllMonarchs #MeToo

Aussenministerium Eiffelland-Retalien @AusMinEifRet
It would have been good if Mrs. Duran would have informed herself about the situation in Eiffelland-Retalia before sending out hasty twats. First, Minister Leverkühn is a woman. Second, Eiffelland-Retalia has very clear laws that forbid each and every form of discrimination based on gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, descendance and religion, and these laws are strictly enforced. Nobody, not even the elderly, doubt about the fact that equal rights and equal treatment for women and men is a matter of justice. And third, thanks to a large and efficient system of child nurseries, as well as the right to work part time, women have as many possibilities to work on a good career as men. Meanwhile, about 50% of our medical doctors are women, and that accounts even for surgeons. Similar figures are seen in all other branches, even in engineering.

Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289
I must say that I consider it insulting to use "Fräulein" or "Miss" for a woman. Why would a woman be worth less when she is not married? That's why I always use "Frau" to adress women, or "Mrs.". But "Ms."? What does that mean? Should I suddenly use "Fräu" to address women? And what about French and Italian? "Mademoiselle" and "Signorina" have been jettisoned; now we always use "Madame" and "Signora", which I consider just. But should that become "Madeselle" and "Signona"?
 

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Dieguito Giraldino Ordoñes @DGO1997
@BFE4laPaz @AusMinEifRet
haha dumbass, you didn't even know the Minister was a woman.

Frederico Reyes @EntreNosotrosChicas
@DGO1997 Wow this thread has a higher chance of spinning out of control and blowing up than a car made in Eiffelland.
 

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EBC Global News @EBCEurope

BREAKING NEWS :- Entire Engellexian Republic airspace to close. Major disruption advised.

Minerva Threadneedles @SotRN

Updated travel advice has been issued for Engellexic citizens in Gallia--Germania, Scania, Touyou, and Himyar through our diplomatic missions. Alternatively - foreignaffairsjc.er/travel_advice

Quintus Durant @SotRS

Updated travel advice has been issued for Engellexic citizens in Westernesse and Thaumantica through our diplomatic missions. Alternatively - foreignaffairsjc.er/travel_advice


Republic Air Corps @ERAC

Secondary Quick Reaction Alert squadrons activated for NoCRER, SoCRER, ETCOS.


 
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