Twatter - the social media platform

[Vrijpoort]

Dear Twatter user,

The following accounts could not be found or followed as you are accessing the internet on a Nedernesian or Dune Sea IP address:

@PGDrumranblair @PresidentofThePFD @DPFReligionMinister​

According to the Social Harmony Act 1975, these accounts threaten the social fabric and harmony of the Commonwealth of Nedernesia and its protectorates. Individuals and organisations that use the internet and social media as a tool for spreading hate, falsehoods or anything else that could upset the harmonious balance of our multicultural and socially diverse society are subject to monitoring, litigation and termination of access if necessary.

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Nedernesian Signals Directorate. Reveal their secrets, protect our own.​

 

[Serenierre]

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Communist Party of Serenierre

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@cps​

Villesen, République Populaire de Sereniérre​

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The Commissariat of People's Deputies is a foremost body of our system and today we welcome the formation of a new bloc within its ranks. Mlle. Athenais Diderot has officially registered herself as a bloc leader with the Central Secretariat. We wish her well and look forward to the ongoing development of Marxist Sérazinist ideology. ​

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[The Federation]

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Björn MacBerry

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@BjörnMacberry
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

 

[Touzen]

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Blueshirts Dravidpur

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@DravidpurBlue
We reject Identity Politics as a divisive product of liberal bourgeois ideology. The productive class is one, composed of equally free, self-governing individuals. #individualpolitics

 

[Dalriada]

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R.R Maclellan

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@PresidentofThePFD
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The dirty maggots and their enablers are trying to ruin the PFD with their so called "Pride Month" which is a cover for the ultimate form of sexual perversion. Those nations that opened the flood gates to these people under the guise of Neo-Liberal definition of "equality" remember the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. God's wrath is more powerful than any weapon mankind can think of or make.
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I will die before I see this country fall to the Neo-Liberal-International Finance Capitalist Order even if that means I have to send every rotten Sodomites and their supporters to the fires of hell myself.
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#IamGod'sWrath #KickDemOut #ForgetTheCure

 

[Serenierre]

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Athenaïs Diderot

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@athenais​

Villesen, République Populaire de Sereniérre​

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Today as we mark the 3rd day of the #White Rose Movement against the #ODIOUS ALLIANCE, I am proud to welcome the famous Kadashi folk singer, Seki Sokuten as a supporter of our cause. Her melodies and voice have moved so many of us over the years. I am proud to have her join our ranks for our demonstration. The Gallian continent is for all of us. ​

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1 minute ago​

 

[Vrijpoort]

Ricky69er @Ricky69er

Can the Nedernesians please make use of their targeted killing spies to rid us of this filth (@PresidentofThePFD) who calls himself a human? @NedSignals I know you'll block this Twat in Nedernesia but I also know you'll read it, so do the right thing and send a Divisie Twee killing squad before this shmuck ruins more people's lives.

 

[Serenierre]

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Sophie Ménard

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@sophie​

Monserans, République Populaire de Sereniérre​

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While I am not supporting the content of the offending messages, I think it is ironic that nations on the verge of joining alliances which proclaim the merit of their "freedom" have blocked parts of the internet using old laws which were drafted before the internet even existed. As a journalist I condemn the Nedernesian Government for its draconian policies of censorship.​

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30 minutes ago​

 

[Vrijpoort]

Jules Bockburger @JulesBock

Hey @sophie, read a history book. Nedernesia is the most multicultural place on earth, a complete melting pot of people from different backgrounds, ethnicities, religions and cultures. The laws protect social harmony, without which the county would not be able to function. People in Nedernesia are free to do as they wish so long as it doesn't harm others or incite hatred or violence. The alternative is race riots, ethnic ghettos and societal disintegration. I'm proud to live in a country that doesn't allow whackos to spew out diorreah of the mouth.

 

[The Federation]

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Harvey Bickle

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@LiveFreeorDieHarv
1/2 @JulesBock You know it's not often I find myself agreeing with a Serazine Snake like @Sophie but Ned censoring of social media to protect "social harmony" is pretty sickening. What other authoritarian secrets have we yet to find out about these greedy island bankers? The DDI leadership needs to reconsider their invitation to the Neds STAT.

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Harvey Bickle

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@LiveFreeorDieHarv
2/2 If those laws are the only thing standing in the way of race riots and social disintegration, just wait until some Himyari terrorist gets his hands on the fragile minds of even a small percentage of that population. #AllSpeechisFreeSpeech #FreedomisDangerous

 

[Vrijpoort]

Jules Bockburger @JulesBock

Whatever dudes. Making money keeps us mighty happy. We'll do things our way as it's been working pretty well for us for the past few centuries. #MoneyCanBuyYouLove #MulticulturalismIsForWinners #SomeSpeechKills

 

[Vrijpoort]

Keba Keswani @KebaKes

Didn't those weird-looking Azraqis do enough damage when they bought countless Dune Sea Shola people and sent them into slavery? Now they said they should have just 'bought' the Dune Sea? Slavery, colonisation, absconded...we'd all love to be fully sovereign one day but we need help and the Neds are the only ones doing it.
@PAHINA @RNEF

 

[Dalriada]

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Cathal Allanach

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@FSofPDF
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Even though I agree with the core message behind our great President social media posts, it is not him, his account has been hacked and we been requesting the account to be put down with intimidate effect. It is clear a plot by the Neo-Liberal-International Finance Capitalist Order to discredit the true Protector of the world's Proletarian. It is truly sad to see many gullible people on here and even the government of Nedernesia fall for it.
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Let me be clear there has nothing been a plot or agenda by any government of People's Federation of Dalriada to murder/persecute homosexuals they simply don't exist in PFD in the first place!

#NotRealOurPresident #NeoLiberalPlot
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OOC seriously whose idea was naming this Twatter? I can't write this with a straight face half the time!

 

[Touzen]

Book out now! Snake Blackbook

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@EuropeAccuses
“Gas Girl - Martinique’s Forgotten Genocide” is out in digital storefronts and bookstores across Europe today. Learn about how Serenniere’s propaganda efforts have engineered the most successful genocide coverup in European history and why world leaders will continue to turn a blind crime on global crimes against humanity in the future. #weaccuse #snaketime

 

[Serenierre]

Global World Publishing Company

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@TheWorldReports
Out today, "Secrets of the Hayabusa Regime", planning to rule the world for a thousand years, the book reveals the secrets of the Touzenite Realm and how Dictator Hayabusa and the wider Touzenite realm has planned the systematic ethnic genocide of Jews, Native Himyaris, and Muslims to allow greater living space for the "pure races of Touzen." Included are interviews with dissidents in exile and whistleblowers from within the ruling strata of society.

 

[Touzen]

Book out now! Snake Blackbook

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@EuropeAccuses
“Farty Snakes - A lot of poo” also available today. A lovingly crafted children’s comic book explaining how the Serazinist snake “farted” on innocents, and why that’s a lot of poo - teaching children about crimes in an appropriate manner.

 

[Oneida]

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Frederico Reyes @EntreNosotrasChicas
Replying to @DravidpurBlue
Stop gaslighting. The productive class being all equal doesn't negate the unique experiences felt by individuals who's identities don't conform to the social programme of the polity they are so cursed to find themselves in. That's not progressive or liberationist, it only serves to belittle and erase minority cultures.
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Frederico Reyes @EntreNosotrasChicas
I learned today that in Eiffelland, your passport can only say male or female for "ease of use internationally." Good to know that Eiffelland cares more about the opinions of foreign countries than affirming its own citizens' unique identities. Hilariously, even domestically you're allowed to be "fluid" but only between male and female. #MoreThanTwoGenders
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@Eiffelland @Touzen

 

[Serenierre]

Meteorological Department, Govt. of Serenierre

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@Met.Dept.SRN​

Brèves, Commonwealth of Serenierre​

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#Cyclone Minerva is approaching the western coastline of Serenierre across the Perle Sea at a speed of 270 km/h and is expected to make landfall in the coming days. The city of Brèves has already received 700mm of rainfall and is likely expected to face much more when the Cyclone reaches the city. Citizens urged to be alert and cautious. ​

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[Rheinbund]

Markus Bergmann @MarkusBergmann289
@EntreNosotrasChicas 1/2 What do you think will happen if you show a passport indicating a fluid gender to a customs officer of Dalriada? Or to a Sylvanian police officer with too much testosterone in his blood? Or to a Kadikistani police officer with too much vodka in his blood?

2/2 The ODS-countries, Engellex and some more countries show the way w.r.t. LGBTQ+ rights, but as long as countries like Dalriada refuse to follow our path, we have to be pragmatic and prevent that people get into trouble abroad.

Matthias Wartheim @MatthiasWartheim6
@PresidentofThePFD Don't forget the story of David and Jonathan while citing the Bible. Apparently homosexuality was fine again after the Jews were settled in the Holy Land.

Erwin Mayer @ErwinMayer335
@PresidentofThePFD Get lost with trying to force us into marriages with women! It's not for nothing that I hate fish!

Bastian Holzbrenner @BastianHolzbrenner
@ChristophVonWeizenburg Nine years together, and it still feels like the first time. I am so happy that you said "Yes" when I proposed to you.

Christoph von Weizenburg @ChristophVonWeizenburg
@BastianHolzbrenner You are the best thing that happened to me. I was so happy when you kneeled in front of me to ask me to marry you. Our love is for ever.

Ludwig von Dietz-Hadamar @PrinzLudwigVonDietzHadamar
@ChristophVonWeizenburg @BastianHolzbrenner I feel honoured that you asked me to be the ceremony leader at your wedding next year. I'm looking forward to the year to come, and we will seal your love in the best way possible.

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OOC: Apologies to the women

 

[Serenierre]

Meteorological Department, Govt. of Serenierre

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@Met.Dept.SRN​

Brèves, Commonwealth of Serenierre​

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#Cyclone Minerva is claiming more lives in the country as it directly heads towards the city of Brèves. International community must aid the country in post disaster relief efforts.​

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