890 AM & ONLINE DALE EMERICK'S LIBERTY BUNKER *Mounting bayonets and cresting the trench to charge at the enemies of liberty! It's Dale Emerick, the Westernesse Wildman, broadcasting live from the Liberty Online Bunker in Fiannia!* Abu, Caller: "Hello Dale, I'm a foreign listener and I have to confess: Fiannia, and all you're talking about just doesn't make any sense?" Dale Emerick: "Well Abs, I'm speaking to you from the vortex. Lookin' at the inside baseball, Fiann-Hold'em, the like . . And you gotta understand, we as Fiannians are under massive attack! President Holden Sharpe isn't perfect, but you know, he's leading that frontal charge against enemies of freedom both foreign and domestic. He's got the global tyrants in a choke hold, and I only talk about rebels - I'm a revolutionary, we recognize freedom spiritually and instintually and Fionnia . . That's not a joke, I'm on the field and Sharpe is on the field - helmet to helmet contact, hell I feel concussed! Abu, Caller: "Right Dale, but what is Fiannia even about?" Dale Emerick: "Struggle, independence, damn it - we are pioneers! Get the word out there, high speed, this isn't about Kings and Queens - it's about people! I've got six kids, three with my Gunnish wife and three with my Vivislavian, I'm on the air here as a human - I'm flexing my humanity broad and wide. We're not quiet spectators, get that straight, Fiannians are in the thick for freedom! I've got ancestors who fought and fell, God bless that their seed hit the mark their deadly bullet, and you know what?" Abu, Caller: "No?" Dale Emerick: "We were founded by Christians, we were colonials, but we fought against the tyrannical nobility and found the truth: self reliance and family trust ain't need no King. I'm the Lord of my Domain, do you get it Abu? We can read books, we're Fiannians, and we've got our Republic! That's why we're open lines here: call in any time, ask any question, this is Fiannian freedom over the airwaves!" Abu, Caller: "So is Fiannian a race, or an idea?" Dale Emerick: "If you got to ask, you ain't us, sorry to say it Abu - because I've seen a Damwali man become Fiannian in a day, I've seen a Touzenese woman become a Fiannian beneath my hips three or four times . . So yeah it's an idea, you think I'm pro Tiburan Empire because my grandpappy was from there? You think I'm pro Kadiki because my wife is from there? I was born in Sylvania, and so what? You want me to define Fiannia for you? We're surrounded by evil, but you know what that means? We're ready to attack in all directions! I'm a friend of freedom, I don't want to spy on you, but I know you're spying on me Abu - else why'd you call? Fiannia is where folks come to get away from it all, the tyranny and lies, but the mistake we all make is the idea that we will be allowed to simply walk way from the Old World . . But as I look over my shoulder I see the Empires, I see the Monopolies! They wouldn't let us walk or sail away across the Thaumantic, the Implarian, no they won't will they? I keep tryin' to explain this: but I've got a family, I'm a human, and I don't belong you - okay? I'm going to thrive here naturally, away from uncessecary taxes and laws - because I don't abide by psychotic neighbors, do you get that? Abu, Caller: "No, this isn't rational at all. You live in an irrational nation!" Dale Emerick: "Exactly, Abu. I don't want to live in your cage! I'm going to stand up for what I believe, break out of your cage, I don't need to lick your boots or be part of your world order . . This isn't business as usual, this isn't status quo - and it's dirty! I know who you are in the name of Jesus Christ, you serpent of Satan. God only needs a remnant to rise again, we are that faithful few beyond the fray that will froth until Christ rises again. This is unorthodox, it's improvisational, it's Sylvanicana and beyond!"