THE PROLETARIAN
Vanguard of the Revolution
The Pelasgian Menace has plagued Himyar for too long. The sick man of Europe burdens the workers of Himyar like an ever-looming menace, ready to release its diseased feculence upon the proletarian masses like a virophage penetrating the virgin lands surrounding it. A threat to stability and to global peace, Pelasgia has for too long funneled the product of proletarian blood, sweat and tears into a war machine designed to do nothing else than keep the people under the heel of their boots while supporting a bourgeois system of wage-slavery intended to keep the military-industrial complex well-fed. A system wherein workers are damned to enslave themselves!Vanguard of the Revolution
Corrupt and decadent to the core, the so-called Empire has entered its last age. An archaic vestige of a time best forgotten, Pelasgian propaganda covers well the plight of its people. Reports of ethnic and religious conflicts which stir within the bloated imperialist dictatorship are swiftly crushed, replaced with flowery proclamations of equality. A farce, nothing more, for what serves to bring so many people together - desire for wealth? A mandate delivered by God? Are the masses so intoxicated by opiates as to believe this nonsense? No! Pelasgia is a society held hostage; by tank, rocket, and rifle so suppressed.
The time for action has come, comrades of the world. Soon, no doubt, the Empire of Pelasgia will strike out at those around her - lashing viciously against the worker, savagely projecting its imperialist agenda to set back man and uplift the devilish capitalists. Know that such a strike is not the projection of strength, but that of weakness - the last acts of a dying regime unwilling and incapable of accepting its fate, of adjusting to the times, of representing its people!
The Pelasgian proletariat cries out for freedom, they yearn to be delivered from their shackles to the revolution. Know this, comrades, the revolution will come - Pelasgia will be saved from itself and united with the people of the world!
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