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[Spasciria]

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News Level: YELLOW (Palatas) The Spasci Peace League has called upon the aid of the International Mime Federation IMF to help combat the rising tide of clandestine clownery suspected to be in bed with officials from @OTW . The League's Global Officer said in a statement to the press, "We are utterly convinced that the only solution, viable fix to widespread clownery, is with mimes. I am urging the Cabinet to enact special measures to make miming a matter of public security policy. In a world of clowns, mimes are true friends."​

 

[Cervia]

L'Internazionale The international​

NEWS LEVEL: Yellow (Cervia Area Metropolitana, Cervia) The Border Police of the Principality of Cervia, together with the customs authorities, have announced the strengthening of the surveillance service along the border with the state of OTW. The joint note states that infrared video cameras will be installed and that checks along the border line will be restricted in order to combat smuggling, transportation of monopoly taxed goods such as cigarettes and medicines out of Cervia.

 

[Pelasgia]

You must be registered for see images Pelasgian Broadcasting Corp. S.A. (PERT) @PERT_en​

NEWS LEVEL: ORANGE (Edessa, Pelasgia) A @Spasciria -flagged tanker has caught fire off Edessa, following a collision with a freighter. The vessel was officially not carrying cargo, but a highly flammable liquid has leaked from its tanks, causing the fire to spread close to the port. Significant efforts are being made to contain the fire. At least 16 people are reported dead, including most of the vessel's crew, while survivors have been transported ashore for medical treatment. The Edessa Prosecutor's Office has ordered that the vessel and its crew be arrested, pending an investigation for smuggling.​

 

[Spasciria]

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News Level: YELLOW (Palatas) The Prosecution Dept of the Premier's Bench has denied claims from Faris Moluto, entertainer and jester from OTW, alleging state charges against him for the serious crime of sedition. Instead, the Dept's junior prosecutor responsible said during the sidelines of a school charity event that, "I will make clear the charge Moluto faces is not that of sedition, but slander resulting in criminal defamation. I can confirm that Moluto is being held in detention awaiting court proceedings. He will have his chance to be defended by representation or himself, if defence is called. For now, the onus is on the prosecution to establish the facts in the court of law. And for the learned justice to weigh if there is a case." @OTW​

 

[Pelasgia]

You must be registered for see images Pelasgian Broadcasting Corp. S.A. (PERT) @PERT_en​

NEWS LEVEL: RED (Propontis, Pelasgia) Dimitris Kalyvis, the Pelasgian hockey star wrongfully detained in @Nanuka, has released a video showing that Nanukan authorities tampered with his baggage to plant the cocaine evidence. The video shows two Nanukan Airlines employees opening the bag and depositing a bag of cocaine, before handing the bag over to the Rangers. The employees should normally have no authorisation to be in that part of the airport, causing the Pelasgian Exterior Department to officially file a complaint with the international aviation authorities, as well as the Global Ice Hockey Federation and the Nanukan State Department for the wrongful detention and framing of Kalyvis. Pelasgia has summoned the Nanukan Ambassador, while Mr. Kalyvis has recanted his confession and sued the Nanukan Government in the Propontis District Court for tortious damage to his honour and reputation.​

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (Ciudad de San José, Josepánia) In a statement to the media following yet another embarrassing loss by the Josepaño National Team in the 2025 World Cup of Hockey tournament, Coach Jorge Antonio Herrera acknowledged that the team "is not playing to the standard expected of them by their fellow countrymen and, indeed, the world." Having taken responsibility for the disastrous showing in the round robin so far, and facing elimination in the playoffs against the Istavanian National Team in the first round, Coach Herrera declared that "nothing short of a deep run in the playoffs is acceptable now, and this team cannot lose again. Anything short of a top four appearance, I will resign immediately."​

 

[Azilia]

El Imparcial​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (CUNILL) With allowing of campaigning once more for local offices on the island of Ille having been opened, the position that has drawn the most registrants for office has been that of Governor with four candidates so far having registered to begin their campaigns for the office. Party affiliation has been prohibited given the state of the division of Caledonia and the role political parties caused in the crisis. The candidates: Callum MacGregor Fraser McKenzie Ewan Douglas Ross Sinclair

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (Los Santos, Josepánia) The Josepaño National Team in the 2025 World Cup of Hockey tournament responded to the challenge set by Coach Jorge Antonio Herrera and secured their first, and so far most important win in the tournament with a 1-0 victory over the Istavanian National Team, who had defeated the Josepaños 1-0 in overtime in the round robin. Star forward Ezequiel Navarro, whose goal tonight and the second of the tournament secured victory for his team, addressed the media in a postgame scrum flatly declaring "until today, we were not good enough, and we let down both our coach and our country. Blame must be shared by us as well, and this victory is only the first step of redemption for the squad, the job is not done." The Josepaños face Ostmark next, who went undefeated in Group B with two regulation wins and a shootout win.​

 

[Pelasgia]

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NEWS LEVEL: RED (Fort Albert, MK, Yukon) A shootout has occurred between the Commonwealth Constabulary and native activist groups blocking a road near the Bear Valley Uranium Mining zone. Two people are reportedly dead and over 50 wounded, with one Federal Constable among the dead. Native groups on both sides of the border also attempted to occupy Swift River Border Crossing with @Nanuka, before being repulsed by security forces from both sides.​

 

[Pelasgia]

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NEWS LEVEL: RED (Marieville, LL, Yukon) A bomb has exploded at the Lord Wilberforce Hotel in central Marieville, in the city's anglophone quarter, where Prime Minister William Bennett de Graaf was attending a fundraising event for the provincial branch of the governing National Party. The Laurentian National Front (FNL) has claimed responsibility for the attack, claiming that they managed to kill the Prime Minister—a claim denied by the PM's office.​

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: YELLOW (Ciudad de San José, Josepánia) In a public statement, the Secretaría de Asuntos Exteriores announced their condemnation of the Laurentian National Front for their act of terrorism, and further condemned the additional violence breaking out between the Yukoner Commonwealth Constabulary and native activist groups. Within the statement, Secretary Giancarlo Emmanuel declared "the Imperio Josepaño prays for the safety and well-being of all Yukoners within the Commonwealth, and calls upon all parties to show restraint from further violence. The Imperio furthermore stands ready to provide whatever aid the Commonwealth requires going forward." ​

 

[Pelasgia]

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NEWS LEVEL: RED (Hull, NCD, Yukon) In a televised statement, Prime Minister William Bennett de Graaf has proclaimed martial law, promising to have the measure up for review by Parliament within 60 days. The PM has condemned both the so-called FNL and the radical groups claiming to represent the Native Yukoners, promising to completely suppress both groups. The PM has also moved forward with a measure to reform the Yukon (officially the Northwest Occidentian Commonwealth) to a more centralised, officially bilingual constitution, promising to hold a referendum on the reforms soon.​

 

[Pelasgia]

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NEWS LEVEL: RED (Ste-Foy, UL, Yukon) Commonwealth Constabulary forces have dispersed a mass rally in favour of the Laurentian National Front (FNL) in Ste-Foy, Upper Laurentia, the traditional heartland province of Laurentian separatism. Following the refusal of the local Premier to order the Provincial Police (Sûreté de la Haute-Laurentie/SHL) to assist the Constabulary, the Governor (who is appointed by Hull) has taken over government of the Province for the duration of the Emergency proclaimed by the Commonwealth Government, as is allowed by s. 61 of the Constitution Act.​

 

[Eiffelland]

EIFFELLANDFUNK @Eiffellandfunk

NEWS LEVEL: ORANGE (Fehrbellin, Eiffelland) During his weekly press conference, Chancellor Wiltberger announced that the Yukonian Front National Laurentien (FNL), responsible for the bomb assault at the Lord Wilberforce Hotel in Marieville, Yukon, has been put on the list of terrorist organisations. This means that all its assets, possessions and bank accounts in Eiffelland have been seized. Chancellor Wiltberger strongly condemned the bomb assault, and mentioned that the Government will pray for the victims. He also extended his condolences to family and friends of the people who died resulting from the attack, and called upon the Yukoners to refrain from further violence.

 

[Meridia]

You must be registered for see images @TempsdeValls​

NEWS LEVEL: ORANGE (Valls) Prime Minister Arnau Estrada i Regas has announced the signing of a huge defence deal with the local defence industry. The government will be paying about 300 billion Reals for 50 You must be registered for see links and 100 You must be registered for see links and also 150 You must be registered for see links and 150 You must be registered for see links armed vehicles. It is the largest contract signed in the past decade by the government as part of the program of professionalising, expanding and modernising the Catholic and Royal Armed Forces. Funds for the contract have been reserved during the administration of Dario Tavani and the Christian Democratic Party. The expansion and modernisation of the Catholic and Royal Army has been a part of the national compromise between the Christian Democrats and the currently ruling Social Democratic Party, whose laws on national defence and expansion of infrastructure are set in stone in the programs of both parties.​

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (Tibur, @Papal States) The Secretaría de Asuntos Exteriores has confirmed that El Emperador José David Francisco Juan Luis Costantino IV has landed in Tibur, the Papal States to do homage and congratulate Pope Leo XV, previously Cristofanu Cardinal Licinio of @Meridia. The Josepaño Emperor is the first head of state to congratulate the new Pope of the Tiburan Catholic Church and the first to travel to Tibur to pay his respects in person.​

 

[Azilia]

El Imparcial​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (CUNILL) The republican government has continued to keep an ever growing eye on the conflict in neighboring Matambaland, which borders Antiguo, home of the Republics majority Muslim population. The worries of not only of strife and conflict potentially finding its way across the border, but that of another potential humanitarian issue as large swaths of Antiguo have remained under-developed and tribal for decades compared to the coastal portions of the colony. Colonial authorities have begun to press that they will not be able to handle any such exodus from Matambaland if a conflict see's large population dispersion such as the Caledonian conflict.

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: GREEN (Los Santos, Josepánia) The Josepaño National Team in the 2025 World Cup of Hockey fell short in their redemption run in the playoff phase tournament, losing in the semi-finals in overtime to the Sylvanian National Team 2-1. The Sylvanians scored first in the 10th minute of the second period, managing to solve goaltender Héctor Correa on a breakaway, but with two minutes to go in the third and the goalie pulled, Captain Ezequiel Navarro buried a rebound off a chaotic scramble in front of the net, bringing jubilation to the sell-out crowd of Josepaño faithful. However, 12 minutes into overtime, a defensive miscue allowed for a one-timer to make its way past an otherwise perfect Correa and end the game, bringing heartbreak to the Josepaños that, nonetheless, gave way to a thundering standing ovation when the teams shook hands. Coach Jorge Antonio Herrera said "I'm proud of them, they gave everything they had on this run and proved why they're the best in the world, but we're not done just yet." The Josepaños will face the Hansa in the Third Place matchup, a game more for pride than for a trophy. ​

 

[Spasciria]

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News Level: YELLOW (Palatas) A spokesman for the Prosecution Dept of the Premier's Bench refused a question from a Pelasgian journalist during a press conference on Thursday about the details of an investigation into the fiery disaster that engulfed MV Galdikas off the coast of Edessa. The question asked if the Dept would recognise Pelasgian allegations that the Gonaugh Group of Companies had engaged in international organised crime being a suspected accomplice to fuel adulteration. The question was shot down with the spokesman assuring full cooperation without formally acknowledging the claim, moving to another reporter who asked a similar question, prompting the conference's early end. @Pelasgia​

 

[Josepania]

THE SAN JOSÉ TIMES @TheSanJoseTimes​

NEWS LEVEL: ORANGE (Ciudad de San José, Josepánia) Coinciding with reports of the 1st Army of Saxe-Franken and Landshut of the Hanseatic States preparing to deploy to the Caledonian Midlands, there are reports of the III Corps based in the Principado de Los Trópicos preparing to deploy to Southern Caledonia. The Josepaño Secretariat of the Army has declined to provide a comment beyond the following: "we are in close cooperation with our Coalition partners and friendly neighboring states."​