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The Jewish Agency is a non-profit organisation focussed on assisting Jewish communities around the world, promoting Jewish culture, music and the Hebrew and Yiddish languages. One of our primary tasks is assisting, both logistically and financially, the relocation of Jews to Nedernesia, which for centuries has been a welcoming and safe place for Jews to live as they choose without the fear of persecution or widespread intolerance. This is made possible through the generous contributions from countless private benefactors from the over 100,000 Nedernesian Jews as well as the political and logistical support of the Government of the Commonwealth of Nedernesia.

Interested in a new, secure life in Nedernesia? Read more about our relocation process below.


Relocation to Nedernesia and the Minority Safety Act 1987

Eligibility: any Jew worldwide who meets basic background check criteria.
According to our regulations, you are Jewish if any one of your grandparents is/was Jewish.
Some countries label religion on birth certificates or identity cards. If this is not the case, letters from your local Synagogue and Rabbi as well as our intricate interview process will ensure that we can be certain of your Jewish background. Other documents may also be consulted.

First Steps: contact The Jewish Agency for a basic consultation to determine your situation. Provide scans or posted copies of original required documents. Schedule an in-person or telecom interview with one of our agents.

Confirmation of Eligibility: once your documents have been verified and your interview complete, you will be notified of your eligibility outcome. If eligible, your agent will issue you a confirmation certificate. Bring this with you on your flight to Nedernesia.

Flight: The Jewish Agency will book you on a free one-way flight to Vrijpoort for you and your entire immediate family on KLM or another airline.

Arrival: you don't need a visa to enter Nedernesia (Nedernesia grants 180-day Social Passes to all nationalities). A Jewish Agency representative will personally greet you once you exit the jetway from your aircraft. From there you and your family will be escorted to a special Immigration and Checkpoints Authority Nedernesia queue. There, your passports will be stamped with a Right of Abode for Minorities permit, entitling you to unlimited residency and working permission for your entire family in Nedernesia. In fact, unlike most immigrants, you qualify for immediate Nedernesian citizenship that requires only one simple pro forma application. You will be provided with the first half of your first month's welcome payment in cash. You will then be guided to one of the many bank branches at Vrijpoort International Skyport (we have special agreements with Standard Chartered and Bank L'olim, but the choice is yours). In order to receive your monthly welcome payments and other subsidies, it is imperative that you open a bank account immediately upon arrival. Don't worry, our representative will assist you with the very fast and easy process.

First 18 months: you will be provided with 18 welcome payments, 18 months of 80% subsidised rent, 6 months of free intensive Nedernesian language courses, free job placement assistance (valid for 10 years), free childcare and more. You are also eligible for the Housing and Development Board's public housing scheme, meaning you will be issued a one-time grant for a housing downpayment as well as subsidised housing bond (mortgage) payments if you choose to purchase an HDB flat. For the first 18 months of your new life in Nedernesia, you will pay significantly reduced income tax rates and your Commonwealth Provident Fund contributions will be reduced by 70 per cent to help you acclimate and adjust.


Call us today - we speak your language!
The diverse Jewish diaspora around the globe makes it possible for us to assist you in virtually any language. Welcome home!​
 
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Polesia

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The Jewish Agency is yet another tool of Nedernesian corporate enslavement, using the fig leafs of anti-Semitism and faux-Zionism and inaccurate false historiography of the fate of the Jews to try ensnare unsuspecting immigrants to serve as serfs to its deeply plutocratic elite.

The Jewish Agency is hereby banned from operating in the Polesian People's Republic for being little more than obvious weapon in Nedernesian foreign policy and front for Nedernesian human trafficking and worker exploitation.

Leon Lissitsky
Minister for External Affairs and National Defense
People's Republic of Polesia
 

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The Jewish Agency

Aside from assisting Jews worldwide to emigrate to Nedernesia where they can safely live their lives as they choose, we have no say or interest in what Jewish people do once they arrive in Nedernesia (simply speak to resettled Jews in Nedernesia and they can tell you this themselves). This is in stark contrast to other countries where they are often discriminated against, segregated, humiliated, blamed for the problems of others, attacked, etc.

Polesia is, as most countries and entities recognise, a puppet state of a corrupt authoritarian regime. Polesia is, in fact, the most anti-semitic state in existence as it actively speaks out against heading the word of Torah and the Talmud.

Whilst our agency may no longer be permitted to operate within the borders of Polesia, we shall continue to support through our wide ranging, highly connected and well funded networks the ability for Polesian Jews to emigrate from the shackles of Polesian slavery, whether to Nedernesia or elsewhere.

No expense shall be spared. Hashem shall judge.

!עם ישראל חי
Am yisrael chai!
The people of Israel live!
 

Polesia

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The audacious mendacity of the so called Jewish Agency is clear for all to see in its outrageous claim that the People's Republic of Polesia, the world's only Jewish-majority state, is led by an anti-Semitic regime.

The notion that true Jewishness rests on adherence to millennia-old religious writings is a truly reactionary understanding of Jewish identity.

All Jews who wish to be free from the tyranny of the Torah and shtetl are welcome to relocate to Polesia where they can embrace a proletarian, socialist lifestyle and forge a new sense of Jewishness free from ancient dogma.

Signed on behalf of

Leon Lissitsky
Minister for External Affairs and National Defense
People's Republic of Polesia
 
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