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Sir,
The Kingdom of Suionia wishes reassure the Government of Dagomba that Suionia will not engage in any conference without the full membership of the Karlskrona Accord. That being said, we hope that any Great Engellexic invitational oversight, is merely only that, an oversight. Rest assured, the Kingdom of Suionia values the efforts of the Dagomban people and will surely call upon the might of the Dagomban people should these peace talks fail.<snip>
DOMESTIC
BREAKING NEWS: MAGICAL PONIES TAKE OVER COUNTRY
In an event of cataclysmic proportions, hundreds of purple glowing magical portals opened throughout the country and magical equestrian creatures appeared all over Dagomba, immediately spreading the elements of harmony and the doctrines of friendship throughout Dagomba. Now, White and Black Dagombans live peacefully side by side and all Dagombans have converted to the path of the Elements of Harmony.
More on the events as they develop.
Friendship be with you! And purple rainbows!
"I, for one, welcome our new pony overlords."
Commissar for Foreign Affairs, Dusan Mejic.