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:arrow: Nicosian civilians slaved in Solaris mines

:arrow: Foreign Office: No diplomatic relations with Solaren yesterday, today, tomorrow

:arrow: IFS threatens “oceans of blood” in retalliation for Al-Habish “massacre”

:arrow: Rebel attack on oil well beaten back by PMCs
 
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DOMESTIC

High-Speed Rail for Dagomba

The Transport Administration has confirmed that serious studies are underway for the creation of a high-speed rail link between Söderhamn and Nya Ängelstad. Dagomba's largest port and the national capital are currently linked by rail tracks built by the Suionians before Dagomba's independence and only recently renovated and updated to more modern standards. The creation of a high-speed link would greatly boost passanger services between Dagomba's two largest cities, and would also benefit other cities along the planned line.

“We are currently in talks with our Suionian counterparts and investors to see what are options are,” Alfred Skarsgård, Director General of the Dagomban Transport Administration, has commented to the press. “Unfortunately, Dagomba does not have the means to finance the project without foreign investments. But the government is decided to see this project go through and come to fruitition.”​

A more broad tender may be launched once the time is right, the Transport Administration assures, to draw in additional capital.

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:arrow: Sereniérre applies for Karlskrona. Foreign Office: “Dagomba looks forward to working with the Republic on its accession to the Karlskrona Accords.”

:arrow: EDF-Solaren tensions grow. Dagomba calls for the release of Nicosian hostages as rumours abound about EDF force deployments to Lorraine.
 
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:arrow: Solaris assets frozen. By Government decree, all assets in Dagomba belonging to the Solaris state or to a host of senior Solaris leadership figures are to be frozen. Government said additional sanctions were being studied and Karlskrona allies are being consulted on further steps.

:arrow: Marxism on the run in Dromund Kaas. Communist Party in dire straits after the fall of major stronghold.

:arrow: Marxism on the rise in Sereniere. Would you like to know more? Dagomba sure would!

:arrow: Air Force recon jet crashes in Sahir. According to first reports, the S 35E2 Draken of the Dagomban Air Force was on a routine reconaissance mission over the Sahir desert when it suffered mechanical failure. The pilot bailed out and was later recovered by a team of Parachute Rangers.
 
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Söderhamn Slum Evictions Lead to Riots

The eviction of the Kebatu shanty town on the outskirts of Dagomba's largest city and busiest port did not go smoothly as residents attacked police officers. Riot police had to use teargas to disperse the crowds and allow bulldozers and construction workers to tear down the illegal constructions. The evictions come after a legal procedure initiated by the community of Kebatu, a village populated by ethnic Owatos, which owns the lands upon which the illegal shanty town of the same name sprung up several years ago. The judiciary found in favour of the villagers of Kebatu, denied the squatters any right to claim the terrain as theirs without the explicit agreement of the villagers of Kebatu and ordered the evacuation of the squats.

The case is just one in a long series of “battles for land” between small villages spread around the ever growing city of Söderhamn and residents of shanty towns that come to the city seeking work and better living conditions, but often ending up living in slums. The Owatos, who are culturally close to the Mabutus if not for their Islamic religion, have voiced on numerous accounts that the unchecked urbanization of their homeland risks undermining their continued existence as a people within Dagomba.

In this particular case, however, the worries about cultural identity might come last. Indeed, it has been learned from trustworthy sources that the land liberated by the evictions will not serve to raise crops, but shall be rented out on longterm to a developer who plans to build a country club with a golf course to service the higher income residents of Söderhamn. The developer in question, Lindgren AB, apparently refused to sign any contracts with the residents of Kebatu until the question of squatters was settled.

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:arrow: Three policemen killed in Derudeb. The police officers were on patrol in the city streets when they were ambushed. It is not clear whether a criminal organisation or a rebel movement are responsible for the attack. Derudeb, due to its remote position at the far end of the Sahir, has always proven difficult for the government to control.
 
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Slum Residents Nearly Burn Solaris Preacher Alive

The residents of the Kakebe Slum on the outskirts of Nya Ängelstad were narrowly prevented from setting fire to the home of a Solaris preacher, with the preacher locked up inside. The residents of the slum apparently did not take kindly to the “venomous snake spitting Devil's poison” in their scenic neighbourhood and chased the preacher down the street until he barricaded himself in his modest dwelling, which nevertheless exceeds those around it in terms of comfort, namely due to being built out of actual wood and bricks and with a sturdy door at the entrance.

Having had no luck in bashing down the door, residents began to pile up straw, cardboard and sticks around the house to set it ablaze. The preacher, whose name has not been disclosed by the police to protect his identity (and also apparently his life), made a panicked call to the police. The first on the scene was the local constable Igor-Johann Kawambo. We have met him at his work place, a small police station nestled on the only paved road running through the slum.

“I've been working in this district for over twenty years, so the residents kinda know me well,” the constable commented while rubbing his generous tummy and chasing away a fly that chose to use his chicken sandwich as a landing pad. “So I went to them and told them that it was not good to burn people. And that Dagomban laws did not allow burning people, that this was a grave crime and they could go to jail for many many years.”​

The constable managed to keep the crowd from carrying out its designs until a patrol from the metropolitan police came to pick the preacher up and evacuate him to a safe area. Igor-Johann stays modest and refuses to consider himself a hero.

“People say I've saved the man's life. Maybe. But it's kinda my job, you know, protecting people. Besides,” the constable makes a thoughtful pause as he munches a bit on his sandwich before staring right back at us. “... it's not a good idea to burn things in an area where nearly all the houses are made of straw, cardboard and mud, is it?”​

Due to the freedom of religion, the activities of the Solaris Church in Dagomba are as of yet not forbidden. However, there are some rumours from the Ministry of the Interior is considering classifying the Solaris Church as a terrorist or at least a criminal organisation, which would severely hinder its operations in Dagomba. But even without this, the Kakebe incident shows that apparently Solaris missionaries are not welcome in Dagomba, or at least very warmly welcome, manner of speaking of course.

As we left Kakebe, we passed by the house of the Solaris preacher. It is apparently now claimed by squatters, judging by all sorts of laundry hanging out of broken windows, the missing front door and the ruined bio toilet cabin in the yard littered with all sorts of useful junk. Need we say the water boiler was out in the yard in various stages of dismantling? We wish the new tenants all the best in their newly found home!

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:arrow: IFS Behind Derudeb Attack. According to preliminary investigation, the Islamic Front of the Sahir is responsible for carrying out the ambush which cost their lives to three policemen in the remote desert town of Derudeb. The Ministry of the Interior does not exclude sending additional police reinforcements to the town plagued by increasing violence.
 
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:arrow: No decision yet on Warreic trade, but embargo highly probable. The upping of the Northern Council tariff on Celtic products puts Dagomba in a tricky position due to the important economic dependence of the Dominion upon the Kingdom of Suionia. According to government sources, Dagomba is not obligated to follow the Northern Council embargo on the Celts, but not doing so could result in protective measures against Dagomban goods to ensure that Warreic goods, especially those produced in Warre's Himyar holdings, do not get re-exported into Suionia as Dagomban products.

:arrow: Populations of the Dagomban hamster are on the rise. The populations of the Dagomban Hamster, agricultural pest that descends from Scanian hamsters first imported by Suionian settlers ages ago, thrives in temperate areas of the country where it meets few to no natural predators, those having been exterminated or reduced in numbers by Scanian and Germanic settlers and hunters long ago. Dagomban hamsters thrive in farmlands, dig large tunnel networks and destroy crops, causing important losses to small and medium farmers. They are also very agressive creatures and may attack humans for no apparent reason. As disease carriers, their bites are potentially dangerous. Thankfully for mankind, they are solitary crepuscular mammals and do not band together to take over the world.
 
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:arrow: Government meeting on Celtic embargo disrupted. Police had to use tear gas and batons to disperse crowds that blocked all roads leading to Government House in Nya Ängelstad ahead of a government meeting to discuss a possible trade embargo against the Celtic Bloc, mirroring the actions taken by the Kingdom of Suionia. Demonstrators, chanting anti-Suionian slogans, unleashed a barrage of eggs and rotten tomatoes on the car of Foreign Secretary Marcus Bard, who they accused of being a puppet of Drottninggården, and formed human chains to prevent the Foreign Secretary and other Ministers from reaching the meeting. As a result, police managed to clean the streets only in the evening. Government spokesman has already announced that the issue of Celtic embargoes shall be debated by the ministers in another, undisclosed, location.
 
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:arrow: Businessmen, Industrialists Demand Caution in Celtic Embargo. Leading Dagomban businessmen and industrialists have called upon the Government to not "rush ahead of the train" in the question of embargo upon the Celts. According to the released statements, there is so far no signal or hint from Drottninggården about the need for Dagomba to enact its own sanctions and rushing in without such a request would mean being "more royalist than the Queen".
 
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PM slams Montelimar “occupation” of Radilo

In a harshly worded statement, Dagomba's Prime Minister Thord has slammed what he called an “anachronistic imperialist occupation” of neighbouring Republic of Radilo by the Kingdom of Montelimar. The country, a former colony of Valmy, invoked the “dominion” clause following the collapse of local governing institutions, which led to the reintroduction of Montelimarian rule over the Hymiarite nation. Montelimar's ambassador to Nya Ängelstad was summonned by the Foreign Office to receive a formal notice of protest over the actions of Valmy in Port Nouveau and express Dagomba's dissatisfaction with the reintroduction of Montelimarian rule in Radilo.

But while the political leadership was quick to condemn, there are signs that the higher ranking members of Dagomba's military are not as harsh to judge. Indeed, with the collapse of Radilo, there is increased threat of Nzeke separatism within Dagomba. The Nzeke people was historically divided by the colonial borders and continues to be divided between Radilo and Dagomba. Various rebel movements have throughout the decades tried to establish an independent Nzekeland, carving out swathes of Radilan and Dagomban territories.

Dagomba's Armed Forces have been known to unofficially, yet very efficiently, cooperate with Radilan forces in supressing the Nzeke separatists. It may seem that some amongst Dagomba's generals are worried that should this cooperation with Radilans, and now Montelimarians, collapse, it would spell increased difficulties for Dagomba, already plagued by ethnic and religious separatism in its other ethnic peripheries.
 
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WAR!

:arrow: Dagomba declares WAR on Warre & Bantyr. The formal announcement follows the unprovoked and barbaric aggression against Suionia by Warre and Bantyr. The notes on the opening of hostilities between the Dominion of Dagomba and the Celtic governments were presented to the Warreic and Bantyric ambassadors to Nya Angelstad this morning. The Dominion has expressed hope that a mutual and civilised repatriation of diplomatic personnel will take place, in full respect of international customs.

:arrow: Dagomba mobilises. The exact roles to be played by the Dagomban Defence Force in repelling the agression against Suionia are yet to be revealed. However, the Ministry of Defence has already declared all leaves cancelled and reservists called back to active service.
 
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MORE WAR!

:arrow: Dagomba declares WAR on Great Engellex. Following the Engellexic declaration of war upon the Republic of Frescania, which acted in defence of Suionia following the barbaric and unprovoked aggression form the Republic of Bantyr, the Government of Her Majesty the Queen of Dagomba had "no other choice but to recognise that the Dominion of Dagomba and the Union of Great Engellex were in a state of war".
 
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LESS WAR!

:arrow: Dagomba RESCINDS declaration of WAR on Great Engellex. Following conflicting statements and a denial by the Engellexic parliament that a formal declaration of war was issued against the Republic of Frescania, the Kingdom of Suionia rescinded its declaration of war against Engellex. The Government of Dagomba followed suit, refusing any additional comments. Experts and analysts disagree on how to qualify the situation. Some say that Dagomba's government has shown great incompetence in "throwing out declarations of war left and right on the sole whim of Drottningarden without careful consideration of the situation". Others instead blame Engellex for the confusion because "those snobbish upstarts in Dulwich are so up their heads in senseless declarations and veiled statements that it is a surprise they have not been obliterated in nuclear fire as of yet for being so damn confusing and impossible to understand to any sane person".
 
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Demonstrations in Nya Ängelstad

A mass rally organised by the Socialist Party of Dagomba in front of Government House attracted thousands of people as Dagombans protested against what they claim is the "impotence" of the Dagomban Government. The rally was called after the Dominion of Dagomba was snobbed by Great Engellex when the latter invited only Suionia and Frescania to attend peace negotiations. Combined with the earlier government gaffe in blindly following Suionian declaration of war on Great Engellex with verifying the facts, the position of Dagomba's government has been shaken in the eyes of those Dagombans that see their continued involvement with Suionia as detrimental to Dagomba's future as a prosperous sovereign nation. The fact that Dagomba's two Karlskrona allies did not lobby for Dagomba to be included in the peace talks further stoked the flames of discontent.

The Socialist Party, currently in opposition to the governing coalition led by the Dagomban Democratic Convention, has demanded that Prime Minister Jean-Patrice Thord resign without delay and his government step down, with new elections to the Parliament called. The Socialist Party's rally was backed by the Communistry Party of Dagomba - Movement for Change, a far-left political movement unrepresented in Parliament. According to pundits, it is rare for the SP and the CDP-MC to cooperate in such an open way.

In an unrelated incident, the car carrying the Governor-General of Dagomba, Johan Stenbock, and the police escort were pelted with rotten tomatoes and eggs by youths belonging to the Dagomba First Party, a far right nationalist and black-supremacist movement. Youths reportedly shouted "Dagomba for Dagombans!" and "Out with the Swedes!"
 
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Socialists Call on a General Strike, Trade Unions Unsure to Join

The Socialist Party of Dagomba has called on a general strike to force the Government to call new elections. There seems to be, however, a lack of synchronization between the social-democrats and their allies in the Dagomban Federation of Trade Unions, the Dominion's largest national trade union centre. Indeed, the Federation's executive committee, made of representatives of each trade union part of the federation, is to gather only tomorrow to discuss the possibility of a general strike. However, already now some unnamed sources with the DFTU's secretariat are skeptical about the idea of a general strike to force through political goals and not economic ones.

"What we do is defend workers' rights, like salaries, working conditions, social rights. We don't exactly force government changes, even if we all know our Government is just a ridiculous puppet on strings pulled by Suionians," an unnamed source with the DFTU told Söderhamns Posten. "But that's no news. Life goes on."​

Prime Minister Thord has already issued a statement calling any attempt to conduct a general strike to force government change as unacceptable and illegitimate. The Dagomban Union for the Development of Trade and Industry, the largest union of employers and corporations, has also reacted coolly to any attempt of a general strike to force through political goals.
 

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Tisdag 1 Nov 2011
Tuesday, Nov 1 2011

Riksmarsk* Thord,
Statsminister
Nya Ängelstad, Dagomba

Sir,
The Kingdom of Suionia wishes reassure the Government of Dagomba that Suionia will not engage in any conference without the full membership of the Karlskrona Accord. That being said, we hope that any Great Engellexic invitational oversight, is merely only that, an oversight. Rest assured, the Kingdom of Suionia values the efforts of the Dagomban people and will surely call upon the might of the Dagomban people should these peace talks fail.

Med Vänliga Hälsningar,
Henne excellens Charlotte "Lotta" Öqvist
Her Excellency Charlotte "Lotta" Öqvist
LOTTA ÖQVIST
Statsminister för utrikes ärendena
Minister for Foreign Affairs

*OOC {
This is a title that can be translated as Lord High Constable. An indication that he is member of the Privy Council of Suionia.
}
 
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<snip>

Sir,
The Kingdom of Suionia wishes reassure the Government of Dagomba that Suionia will not engage in any conference without the full membership of the Karlskrona Accord. That being said, we hope that any Great Engellexic invitational oversight, is merely only that, an oversight. Rest assured, the Kingdom of Suionia values the efforts of the Dagomban people and will surely call upon the might of the Dagomban people should these peace talks fail.
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PRIME MINISTER OF THE DOMINION OF DAGOMBA

To Her Excellency Charlotte "Lotta" Öqvist, Minister for Foreign Affairs, Kingdom of Suionia,

Madam, your missive comes at an opportune moment as, indeed, there has been some misunderstanding amongst Her Majesty's Dagomban subjects on the nature of the peace talks with Great Engellex and the Dominion's participation in them. I can assure Your Excellency that my Government has never doubted for a single second about the Suionian readiness to defend Dagomban interests in the broader international community.

However and very unfortunately, the issue was misdirected by certain political movements in the Dominion to suit their own ends. Whilst deplorable, Her Majesty's Government of the Dominion of Dagomba does not believe that it will have any lasting effects and elections shall be called on time at the end of the term of the current legislature, and shall not be forced through shady means by some dissatisfied at their poor performance at the polls.

Her Majesty's Government of the Kingdom of Suionia may rest assured of the continued support of Her Majesty's Government of the Dominion of Dagomba in both peace and war, owing to the ties of history and brotherhood that tie our nations.​

His Excellency the Prime Minister of Dagomba
The Lord High Constable
Jean-Patrice Thord
Dominion of Dagomba
 
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BREAKING NEWS: MAGICAL PONIES TAKE OVER COUNTRY

In an event of cataclysmic proportions, hundreds of purple glowing magical portals opened throughout the country and magical equestrian creatures appeared all over Dagomba, immediately spreading the elements of harmony and the doctrines of friendship throughout Dagomba. Now, White and Black Dagombans live peacefully side by side and all Dagombans have converted to the path of the Elements of Harmony.

More on the events as they develop.

Friendship be with you! And purple rainbows!
 
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BREAKING NEWS: MAGICAL PONIES TAKE OVER COUNTRY

In an event of cataclysmic proportions, hundreds of purple glowing magical portals opened throughout the country and magical equestrian creatures appeared all over Dagomba, immediately spreading the elements of harmony and the doctrines of friendship throughout Dagomba. Now, White and Black Dagombans live peacefully side by side and all Dagombans have converted to the path of the Elements of Harmony.

More on the events as they develop.

Friendship be with you! And purple rainbows!

The Kingdom sends its condolences.

Regards,

King Lauther XI


((Will delete when appropriate :p))
 
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"I, for one, welcome our new pony overlords."

Commissar for Foreign Affairs, Dusan Mejic.

"Ponies do not come as overlords. Ponies come as friends, and friendship shall rule the day and save the world!"

- Minister for Foreign Affairs of Dagomba, Blueberry Rush
 
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