Owls? Who gives a shit about Owls? President Issues Proclamation
Today President Borat announced his intention to reward Dohvans with tax breaks for the killings of 10 owls or more.
The president announced that producing the bodies of 10 dead owls at a local police station starting on the...
Glorious President Sagdiyev Comments On Dohvan Economy Slump
Glorious President Sagdiyev make glorious speech today on what is causing problem in Dohavan economy. Please, you follow.
"We have problem. This is clear. We must improve output. We must find where money has gone. Where has...
Famous Dohvan Gorky Bucek #1 in European charts! WOW WOW WEE WA
According to latest charts, Gorky Bucek is at the top of European charts for his song Bing Bang Extra. Please, you listen-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUc8c2ZvaHQ&feature=related
Gorky recently sell out 11,000 seat...
Goodbye Journalists
Most Glorious Day for Dohva. President Sagdiyev announced next week will be a week of national celebration.
Today, Most Glorious President for Life Sagdiyev announced: "The international conspiracy of the Gypsy and Jew ends here today. All EDF journalists must...
President Deny Dohva Persecuting Women
During a press conference today, Most Glorious President Sagdiyev was questioned by a foreign journalist about womens rights. The President responded with an undeniable flurry of facts when told 'women should be treated as equals.
"Is it not a problem...
47 Killed in Border Clash
Yesterday, most glorious Border Police killed 47 in a clash with Monarchists in northern Dohva, near the Village of Tvilezt.
The Monarchists were planning to overthrow Most Glorious President For Life, Borat Sagdiyev; Naughty, naughty! The Monarchist group...
We are shock and anger by the response of the Kryobaijani. We merely try to share Dohvan treasures with the world. President Borat sends his personal apologies if you are offended. We offer 20 female worker for your factory. They are strong like ox and good on plow.
DOHVA NATIONAL SOUVENIRS
Ripping off ideas like crazy!:banana:
Take home your own Dohvan Keepsakes!
Gypsy Tears
Prevent sickness, bad luck, and Gypsy spells with your own collection of 100% Genuine Dohvan Gypsy Tears*.
Price: t44
Fake Money
Keep the Jew distracted!
Price: t11 for...
3 To Be Execute
Two Gypsys and a Dohvan were found guilty yesterday in Kretzce Peoples Court. The 3 men were found guilty of Crimes Against The Peoples. Naughty Naughty!
The 3 will be executed in most glorious fashion by being beaten to death with shovel. The Gypsy are guilty of attempting...
DOHVA STATE NEWS MEDICAL ADVICE, FREE FOR MOST GLORIOUS PEOPLE
HI EVERYBODY. I am Doctor Nicolai Rivervic. I am here to answer your medical questions.
I hurt my errr, rear while riding a bike. It hurts when I have BMs. What should I do?
You don't have to lie here, save that for court...
Im back. For those of you who do not recall, I will be playing a very isolated, very backwards country. Im actually going to give it a go this time. Cheers.
President Tours Glorious Powerplant
The Most Glorious President Sagdiyev was on hand today to see the nation's first natural gas power plant. With many in the crowd cheering, the city of Kuzcek welcomed the jobs. "We will increase production numbers for our most glorious nation. Our workers...