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  1. Fiannia

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    DALE EMERICK'S
    LIBERTY BUNKER
    *Mounting bayonets and cresting the trench to charge at the enemies of liberty! It's Dale Emerick, the Westernesse Wildman, broadcasting live from the Liberty Online Bunker in Fiannia!*

    Abu, Caller: "Hello Dale, I'm a foreign listener and I have to confess: Fiannia, and all you're talking about just doesn't make any sense?"

    Dale Emerick: "Well Abs, I'm speaking to you from the vortex. Lookin' at the inside baseball, Fiann-Hold'em, the like . . And you gotta understand, we as Fiannians are under massive attack!

    President Holden Sharpe isn't perfect, but you know, he's leading that frontal charge against enemies of freedom both foreign and domestic. He's got the global tyrants in a choke hold, and I only talk about rebels - I'm a revolutionary, we recognize freedom spiritually and instintually and Fionnia . . That's not a joke, I'm on the field and Sharpe is on the field - helmet to helmet contact, hell I feel concussed!

    Abu, Caller: "Right Dale, but what is Fiannia even about?"

    Dale Emerick: "Struggle, independence, damn it - we are pioneers! Get the word out there, high speed, this isn't about Kings and Queens - it's about people! I've got six kids, three with my Gunnish wife and three with my Vivislavian, I'm on the air here as a human - I'm flexing my humanity broad and wide.

    We're not quiet spectators, get that straight, Fiannians are in the thick for freedom! I've got ancestors who fought and fell, God bless that their seed hit the mark their deadly bullet, and you know what?"

    Abu, Caller: "No?"

    Dale Emerick: "We were founded by Christians, we were colonials, but we fought against the tyrannical nobility and found the truth: self reliance and family trust ain't need no King. I'm the Lord of my Domain, do you get it Abu? We can read books, we're Fiannians, and we've got our Republic!

    That's why we're open lines here: call in any time, ask any question, this is Fiannian freedom over the airwaves!"

    Abu, Caller: "So is Fiannian a race, or an idea?"

    Dale Emerick: "If you got to ask, you ain't us, sorry to say it Abu - because I've seen a Damwali man become Fiannian in a day, I've seen a Touzenese woman become a Fiannian beneath my hips three or four times . . So yeah it's an idea, you think I'm pro Tiburan Empire because my grandpappy was from there? You think I'm pro Kadiki because my wife is from there? I was born in Sylvania, and so what?

    You want me to define Fiannia for you? We're surrounded by evil, but you know what that means? We're ready to attack in all directions! I'm a friend of freedom, I don't want to spy on you, but I know you're spying on me Abu - else why'd you call? Fiannia is where folks come to get away from it all, the tyranny and lies, but the mistake we all make is the idea that we will be allowed to simply walk way from the Old World . .

    But as I look over my shoulder I see the Empires, I see the Monopolies! They wouldn't let us walk or sail away across the Thaumantic, the Implarian, no they won't will they? I keep tryin' to explain this: but I've got a family, I'm a human, and I don't belong you - okay? I'm going to thrive here naturally, away from uncessecary taxes and laws - because I don't abide by psychotic neighbors, do you get that?

    Abu, Caller: "No, this isn't rational at all. You live in an irrational nation!"

    Dale Emerick: "Exactly, Abu. I don't want to live in your cage! I'm going to stand up for what I believe, break out of your cage, I don't need to lick your boots or be part of your world order . . This isn't business as usual, this isn't status quo - and it's dirty!

    I know who you are in the name of Jesus Christ, you serpent of Satan. God only needs a remnant to rise again, we are that faithful few beyond the fray that will froth until Christ rises again. This is unorthodox, it's improvisational, it's Sylvanicana and beyond!"
     
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    "Dale! Thank you for taking my call. It's an honor and a privilege. Let me just say, I am not with you in the Liberty Bunker in person, but I am there in spirit. I've brought up every one of my children to be ready, willing, and able to defend freedom to the last. My missus is foreign born; she came here to escape the nanny state her homeland has become and she will never go back after having experienced all that is Fiannia! Never stop spreading the word, Dale!"
     
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    Dale Emerick: “Ya see these are open phone lines. You can call in thank, gripe, hell I’ll even help you dodge your taxes!

    We’re taking your calls, open lines, anything goes on the wildcard!”
     
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    "Dale! Thank you for your hard work! Is Fennia free from the rule of secret societies and cultists? What will you do to make sure they never take hold? I plan to sell all my belongings and make my way to the Land of the Free!"
     
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    Dale Emerick: “If you mean to ask: am I a globalist, and do I support a President who is a filthy bloodsucking globalist, then the answer is absolutely no! President Sharpe is that gladiator in the arena fighting for me and you, not for some cabal . . Unless you and I and him form a cabal . Uhh, well listen - no, but yes, but no I won’t live under the tyranny or some secret order unless . . I didn’t know it existed? This is a show about uncovering those conspiracies and exposing the globalists plans in the light of truth and justice, ya get it?

    Christ’s followers formed a secret order to escape the tyranny of Roman pagans and rival religious groups, so not all secret groups are bad. But here’s the difference caller: are they meeting secretly in order to manipulate and rule over you, or are they doing it to protect themselves and a right to their beliefs, because careful partner there’s a difference.

    I don’t need to share with you what underwear I am wearing today, only my wife knows that if she was paying attention, so are we therefore in a secret society of Dale Emerick’s undergarments, a hidden knowledge? Perhaps so, and I’ll initiate you and the audience in that order right now by saying I’m not wearing any - there I said it, you’ve now entered my secret society and made it public. Do you feel any better?”
     
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    Hello, first time caller here. All I got to say is... FIANNA IS RIGHTFULLY SYLVANIAN LAND! UP WITH THE MINUTEMAN AND DOWN WITH THE HARP! *click*
     
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    Dale Emerick: “You can try to tear that lady down caller, but she’s got minutemen too! You can bet your Sylvanian Silver Dollar on that friend . . because we’ve got the damn gold standard for the rights of man and advancement of human liberty worldwide . . This is a fact!

    Pull down Lady Fiannia? I'll pull you down! POLITICALLY, and METAPHORICALLY, and SPIRITUALLY . . OVER THE AIRWAVES! That's open lines though, no big deal."
     
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    "Hi Dale, calling you from all the way from Strathclyde just wanted to shout all the boys that came to Strathclyde in the 80s to bring down the Valentine regime. I fought in the Manx Democratic Front, I got to say out of the foreign volunteers you Fiannian were the craziest bastards..... but not as mad as the Agrona worshippers though."
     
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    *You've heard the rest, now listen to the best ... It's 890 AM News Radio, Carnylon's best source for news and information!*

    Marilyn Sheehan: "Back again, top of the hour, here with your national headlines:

    • Corporate service provider Doyle-Manousos is refusing to divulge financial details of accounts belonging to Sylvanian citizens suspected in a violent and sexual child abuse ring.
    • Another public school year is in the books, a long winter break upon us, and as students and most industries hibernate for the winter: politicians are now legally permitted to begin campaigning for annual elections!
    • Vice-President Alla Fitznovskaya spent the daylight hours with psychologists in Carnylon to discuss tactics to confront the suicide crisis gripping the Federal Capital.
    • Manx County Sheriff Terrence 'Taffy' Padrigovic arrests grid-iron football team lawyers for soliciting farm owners for purchase land for a stadium. "This is a baseball town," Sheriff Taffy is quoted as saying.
    • 'Small Nations Snub?' - Int. Relations Ministry concerned Ostmark overture was a "total failure". Pres. Sharpe seeking answers from Minister Leo Bilirakis.
     
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    *Celebrating fifty years of over the air excellence, it's Carnylon AM YOUR News Radio!*

    Marilyn Sheehan: "Tragedy upon Lake Yvette as a young boy falls through the ice and drowns. Kirk Sethwin, at eight years old, was a an avid hockey fan and took to the ice too early his friends told police and reporters.

    A patron of Saint Llewellyn Tiburan Catholic, Sethwin's funeral will reportedly be attended by hundreds of friends, family, and guests seeking to celebrate the eager youngster who was first to skate.

    Ana Sethwin: "My son wasn't some sort of celebrity, I'm not sure why we're getting this sort of attention at all? . . I have five more starving children, and no one has even asked for their names!"



     

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