Genuine Serbovian Vodka

[Serbovia]

"Since the Middle Ages, the noble drink of vodka has been a part of Serbovian culture and identity, being enjoyed by lords and the common man alike, and becoming one of the most defining factors of what it means to be a Serbovian. With the spread of the products of Serbovia to the world by trade, cultural exchange and migration, many foreigners have come to enjoy of this marvellous drink as well.

In our country, the Association of Producers of Serbovian Vodka (UPSOV) has been established by collective and private vodka producers to advance the status of genuine Serbovian vodka in Serbovia and abroad. To facilitate this, the UPSOV also is in charge of exporting most notable Serbovian brands of vodka into foreign countries.

 

[Serbovia]

Represented products

Specialty Brands
Among the brands of genuine Serbovian vodka represented are a number that have been granted the status of Specialty Brands for their unique qualities and tradition. Profits made by sale of the Federal Army Vodka go to financing recreational services offered to the members of the Federal Army of Serbovia.
* - (Supreme Leader) Vrhovni Voza Vodka (40%)
* - Socijal-Nacionalizam Vodka (38%)
* - (Federal Army) Federalni Vojska Vodka (37,5%)

Regular Brands
* - Vladimir Rodzianko Vodka (37,5%)
* - Komoran Traditional Vodka (37,5%)
* - Serbovia Vodka (38%)

Export Brands
Brands intended entirely for export, and not sold in Serbovia.
* - Istok Vodka (37,5%)
* - Istok Vodka Strong (59%)
* - Serbovia International Vodka (37,5%)

OOC:And yes, while the rest of my nation is more of a Balkanese than East Slavic character, the inclusion of vodka as a Serbovian cultural trait is due to yours truly's personal affinity for the said drink.

 

[Serbovia]

Countries where Genuine Serbovian Vodka(tm) is available
- Belmont
- Kryobaijan
- Marquette
- Skånskige Statsunionen

etc.

 

[Serenierre]

Belmont imports Istok Vodka... but not a lot.

 

[Serbovia]

Genuine Serbovian Vodka(tm)

The Christmas is coming, and true to the spirit of Christmas Serbovia Vodka is going to release its new Serbovia Christmas Vodka!

Serbovia Christmas Vodka is classical Serbovian Vodka, with the addition of the taste of Christmas and a special, unique Christmas bottle and with a cork built as a small, collectible statue of Santa Claus! The Vodka is on sale throughout all importers of Serbovian Vodka, and through Genuine Serbovian Vodka(tm) in the 40% Serbovian Christmas Vodka and 55% Serbovian Christmas Vodka Strong varieties!

There is also an unique Serbovian Christmas Vodka Exclusive with a limited series of 1000 bottles made, each with a personal signature and a Christmas greeting card from Jakob Rucinsky, director of Serbovia Vodka.

 

[Skånskige Statsunionen]

Chancellory of Finance

Serbovian vodka is imported freely into the Skånskige Statsunionen, within regulations set down by the Customs Union of the AGE Economic Community. Serbovian vodka additionally appears to be quite popular second only to Skånske vodka in consumption levels.

 

[Mergogne]

USSK Office of Foreign Affairs

The United Socialist States shall continue to import and enjoy fine Serbovian vodka.

 

[Holy Frankish Empire]

It may be marketed in Marquette.

 

[Nevada]

The Congressional Society

The Congressional Society, the internal 'welfare association' of the Union Congress, to which all 36 senators and all but one of the 249 selectmen pay membership fees, wishes to order regular shipments of Serbovia International Vodka for the use of its members.

 

[Calidia]

Although far from the most popular drink, Serbovian vodka is available in the better stores and supermarkets of Ratomkira.