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"G'day folks, this is KRAP, Radio Providence, bringin' ya'll that good music ya'll heard when you was young. But first, we got ya'll some news from 'ere in Grovesnor, where President Solomon Nash met the news of Nathaniel Archer's presidential nomination on behalf of the Patriot Party with a sour face. Solomon Nash, that maverick Dixiecrat we all love as a true Provist, will be facing off with Archer in this year's presidential elections."
"Now, I don't reckon this Archer lad will give our boy Nash much in the way of problems, Nash's come through on a lot of promises for us. He stopped the Patriot agenda in its tracks, rallyin' Congress 'round himself and arguing well his point on the need for relations with that body called the Council o' Nations. He's kept taxes low and done much work for his voters. This 'ere Archer be a respectable lad with a nice military career in his background, but he's a Patriot and I ain't given 'em much credit in the way of governing. They may play us the fool, but I see through their disguises, I see their socialist mumbo jumbo, tryin' to raise taxes and 'alleviate' some workers problems or some such nonsense. I say don't go believing in them Patriot's, 'lest ya'll find yourselves swayed to bein' reds."
"Now, I think it's time here for some tunes, so kick back and enjoy the easy listening of some Southern Provist guitar."
"Now, I don't reckon this Archer lad will give our boy Nash much in the way of problems, Nash's come through on a lot of promises for us. He stopped the Patriot agenda in its tracks, rallyin' Congress 'round himself and arguing well his point on the need for relations with that body called the Council o' Nations. He's kept taxes low and done much work for his voters. This 'ere Archer be a respectable lad with a nice military career in his background, but he's a Patriot and I ain't given 'em much credit in the way of governing. They may play us the fool, but I see through their disguises, I see their socialist mumbo jumbo, tryin' to raise taxes and 'alleviate' some workers problems or some such nonsense. I say don't go believing in them Patriot's, 'lest ya'll find yourselves swayed to bein' reds."
"Now, I think it's time here for some tunes, so kick back and enjoy the easy listening of some Southern Provist guitar."