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Welcome to the half hour news update on MPR. I'm Johnny Rock and if you just tuned in, I'll be here for a while folks. Anyways today, the Governor of our beautiful state of Uintah announced today that since the legalization of gambling the state has enough revenue to begin operating even more Social Programs. Gambling was legalized here in our state in 1947, and I'm sure if any of you have visited Mojave recently, you've noticed. No word yet on what these Social Programs plan to be.

In other news, the Sons of Uintah Motorcycle Club might just be more than a club. Police report that in our very town, two arrests have been made in the past month alone, that involved a SoU member selling the illegal substance known as 'Marijuana'. If any of you have heard the reports on that stuff. I'm sure you know that its no good. I'm sure it was just those members acting on their own. I know some of those guys, and their a good crowd.

Also another clash between the radical communist natives of the Shepard Islands and the Royal Guard occurred yesterday. Apparently, the natives were extremely well armed. However, nobody knows how the weapons are getting into the bush of the Shepard Islands. Anyway I'm going to let you all get back to the music. In fact I'm gonna put on a classic. Heres, Mad About the Boy by the always beautiful, Helen Forrest. Enjoy
 
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