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The Heart of the World's Choice For the Only Truth
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Truth, Never Anything But The

In my rare visits out of the Heart of the World, beyond that all too real line where I stop being able to puzzle out what the hick in front of me is saying- to that most intoxicatingly lusty and perverse corner of this bloated landmass, mostly simply lumped together as "the Occident" by my countrymen, the few associates I have maintained in those lesser climes always ask me: "How has the whole thing not collapsed in on itself, what with the weight of years (and the unspoken lack of progress in those years weighing most heavily), and the pompous, cumbersome traditions...and a man that damned well ought to have succumbed to some old man's ailment or another at the helm..." Or some such drivel as that.

Thinking it over, it's almost worth the extensive (but never extended) visits with Customs and Social Integrity to be able to give each and every one of those four unfortunate souls the whole spiel. Did circumstance allow such a visit in these days of universal brotherhood and fellowship, I imagine it would be an even greater joy.
See, in the Heart of the World- the Cradle of True Civilization- we've been onto a fact that a gratefully small clutch of nations out there are just now really catching.

Strong economic performance, or the constant quest for that whorish ideal, is naught save the doom of nations. Certainly, it's helpful. And fun. It will make things easier, in general. But really, deep down in your gut- damn sure in mine- you know that's not a place you want to settle down into. Not a place where you have to turn on the television, or the computer- or your eternally damned smart phone- to see even a portion of the world still breathing, fighting, moving, loving, praying altogether at once, still vibrating with the First Note of the Music of the Spheres. Not like the Heart of the World.

Prosperity is a product not of single-minded, nearly anarchic, completely self-centered materialism, but a natural by-product of a Godly People, in a Godly Land. Industry, prosperity, true satisfaction and victory are all borne of the same right action. And there, friends, is the pomposity I made a negligibly veiled allusion to earlier.

Saving that though is the fact that it really isn't pompous. I imagine it might have seemed like that to some random Occidental fellow anytime before a year ago. Hell, even a half a year ago for the very cynical, or stubborn observer. One of the oldest, largest, most resilient- and yes wealthiest too- Kingdoms under the sun suffered through one of the most debilitating famines in modern history- or at least that civilized or semi-civilized (see: Occidental Cultures and Their Derivatives) have recorded, and that's intentionally excluding the jumped-up monkey men of more easterly and southerly climes. Non-parenthetical phrase, just so everyone can guess which way I blow in the wind on that issue.

However it's packaged, and however it's related it was still bad. Even for a people properly fortified by a properly deep and abiding faith, it was a game changer. Up to that fateful season the Empire had enjoyed numbers as good as 11 percent annual growth in a number of sectors. Between 2000-2008, it was estimated (by folks that are damned good at estimating) that as many as ten million new jobs in industries growing at break-neck speeds, primarily in the Three Rivers Valley, the Head of the Heart. One of the largest natural gas reservoirs in the region promised untold wealth- and more importantly inroads into heavily guarded trans-oceanic markets. Suddenly: famine.

I won't waste the effort printing out the reasons, or the possible reasons, or even the uncomfortable statistics. Plenty of other people a damned sight better with such slippery facts and figures are devoting enough time to that without me proving myself a rank amateur. We all know the end results. We all know where we are now. We all have an idea, entirely too clear an idea, of where it could have gone. But it didn't. And it won't.

I don't think it will be going that way in the Occident, not for the party that matters. Though the particular creed might be a bit misguided, the natural inclination to Righteousness continues to be borne through and out, upon willing or unwilling shoulders. I don't think it will go that way in Himyar either. Not after yesterday. And certainly not after tomorrow.

So not at all pompous. Very well justified. The model, really the Only Model, has been proven here and elsewhere. I just wish I could be there with the rest, to make this argument face to face.

Hazer Balgatzin Bek is a man with a coat of many colors, and one of those rarest of all Sons of the Heart of the World, an Apostolic Orthodox Khazar. Veteran, Father, Diplomat, and Journalist he authors at least one such collection of witticisms every week for our darling publication.​

 

[Beautancus]

Monolith 1

The Heart of the World's Choice For the Only Truth
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::Official Imperial Statement



Lukasz Chodkiewicz the Adjutant-General in the Office of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Jozef III Kościałkowsky has been compelled to Convey the following on behalf of that Most High of Office, for the Comfort and Enlightenment of the People at the Heart of the World, and to Those Nations regarded as Being Godly in Their Own diminished Way, which in the End is the Only Way Possible, the Road to the Kingdom of Heaven on the Whole Earth,​

"It is the wish of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, of the Heart of the World, called the Greater Sarmatian Empire, that the following Sentiments be made Known...For some months now, Ashes and Mud have engulfed much of the world- particular those parts that fall under the setting sun, and those parts at the bottom of the world, where half-ape and fallen man wrestle for primacy yet, as did the Woodwoses and the First Men, from Whom We Come. The Most High Office had not, in that time, been Directed to Remark on this Most Auspicious flow of events- though as many have surmised and more will now, An Opinion was and now Is Formed on these matters.

As Ever, His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, extends the warmest of regards to the other Sons and Daughters of the Outer Heart of the World, the Highest Race- erroneously called Slavs- as they continue to set their houses in order. Ever as the Most High Office desired such Revelation and Revival, however it might be called, for those other Sons and Daughters. In the coming days, unto the Ending of Days, we will always call for a Closer Union between our sibling houses, for the Apotheosis, not only of ourselves, but for Every Land under the sun.

Most Impressed with the Resolve of the Queens Across the World, the northwestern and southeastern Silken Chain through the world, this Most High Office extends a most heartfelt congratulations. On the upper Rim of the World, the Men of the Elder Queen have achieved a Feat of Valor befitting the Sons of the Coming Kingdom, in the Heart of the World. Instructions have been given to the Most Trusted Servant of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty to seek an audience with Her Imperial and Royal Engellexic Majesty to further express the congratulations of the Heart of the World.

For The Covenant Between Queen and Chancellor in Cantignia, the Guardian of the Bottom of the World, all that has been, has been honorably done. The Light of True Civilization, Truly Peaceful may it one day be, Shines upon nearly every corner of the world- hinting of the Coming Kingdom of Every Land.

The time when the ephemeral wealth of eunuchs and other husks enslaved by themselves and mastered by all will vanish, as will the very memory of their sinful hubris from even the ashes and mud they chose to built their fortresses upon. A Godly Truth, and a Great and Final Silence awaits the Unclean, babes suckling at the syphilitic teat of the Adversary. Know this now, as you have been warned before. The hour when all the weight of that sin will come down upon the Heads and Shoulders of the Sinful- anywhere they are."

 

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Monolith 1

The Heart of the World's Choice For the Only Truth
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::Official Imperial Statement



Lukasz Chodkiewicz the Adjutant-General in the Office of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Jozef III Kościałkowsky has been compelled to Convey the following on behalf of that Most High of Office, for the Comfort and Enlightenment of the People at the Heart of the World, and to Those Nations regarded as Being Godly in Their Own diminished Way, which in the End is the Only Way Possible, the Road to the Kingdom of Heaven on the Whole Earth,​

"It is the wish of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, of the Heart of the World, called the Greater Sarmatian Empire, that the following Sentiments be made Known...Though loathed as We are to comment upon the shadowy comings and goings of cuckolded, pitifully repressed Wikingowie, it is plainly Evident that such commentary is required. From the Mouth of Our Twin, to Our Own Ears has word come of the foulest sort of meddling- that of a well-bred woman improperly raised and without appropriate chaperonage.

This chicanery is bad enough when visited upon a single household, or worse a hamlet or neighborhood. But to have such recklessness serve in place of international discourse- a field that can only be rightly understood and managed by men- is naught save the grimmest of Follies.

That a woman, not of Royal Birth or Holy Calling, be allowed to threaten a Rightly Guided Kingdom under the sun- with that most hallowed undertaking, Holy War, is not merely disgusting but ultimately inexcusable. Long has it been clear to all but the Most Blind that the Wikingowie of the North have forgotten their Swords, replacing Those Holiest of Implements in their hearts with the blackened, retarded and noxious grub worms called 'smart phones.'

It is with these sad Truths ringing in Our ears that We have issued Our most recent directives to the Rightly Guided Chamberlains and Ministers of this Most High Office. Until the Ferocious Righteousness that marked the Wikingowie of the North- and still Shines forth from the Hearts of the Guardians of the Bottom of the World- is Rekindled, We can no longer abide that the bountiful fruit of the Holy Labors of the People at the Heart of the World reach the harbors and ports of such mewling self-made eunuchs. Neither shall a grain of barleycorn nor a single drop of oil pass unto this fallen land, nor into the salt encrusted, barren wastes of their Southern co-conspirators.

Though We are Assured by the All-Highest that this "Okwiszt" harlot will deplore and rant and rail against this Holy Directive, and that well-read members of the community of Kingdoms Godly in Their Own diminished Ways may be alarmed by this Pronouncement, it is likewise Our Glad Duty to offer Comfort and Enlightenment.

This lifeline shall not be cut to those Kingdoms, the earthly smiths and cobblers of the Coming Kingdom of Every Land. And though We also Know that many will Wonder at the Wisdom involved in denying material wealth to the Children of the Heart of the World for a Cause not Our own...We say to them- wealth has never been Our Concern, nor should it be that of Our Companions in the Cause of True Civilization. Our business Is and Has Ever Been the Transformation of this earth, by whatever Vehicle the All-Highest provides."

 

[Thaumantica]

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FOREIGN OFFICE
VESPER : : 23 NOVEMBER, 2011
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THE Covenant is obligated to confirm suspicions that the Lordly Empire, Greater Sarmatia, might be seeking to sabotage the development of Norsk assets, of a physical and aesthetic nature, that we in Cantignia deem almost priceless. The specifics of the allegation pertain to the Prime Minister and Monarch of Suionia, whose value to the Truly human race has never been in question prior to this.

If the Covenant has misjudged or failed to look past the face value of our Norsk Relatives - surely the Lordly Empire would provide any and all information that has been denied to Cantignia by proximity or conspiracy. Those His Imperial and Royal Apostlic Majesty as 'Wikingowie' are of a specific interest to the Covenant for a wealth of economic, historical, and ultimately genetic reasons; if His bias towards our Relatives is a case of temporary political or personal motivation, then surely we can look past this misunderstanding as exactly that. If however this view of Women of a Norsk descent is considered a recurring or permanent condition, we will harbor serious reservations over association with the Lordly Empire in our Holy Eternity to come.

Forward Cantigny!
Benjamin Stokes,
Chief Officer
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[Ashkelon]

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FOREIGN RELATIONS DIRECTORATE
Director Desya Tregobov


[Director Tregobov, a balding man in his 50's, nods to the recipient]

On behalf of the Most Humble Pravadir, the Unity, and the Zalonarusan Republic, I send our deepest regards to His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, the Emperor of Greater Sarmatia.

While the Republic has for the past decades, limited her involvement to affairs extending no further west than Kyiv and the Sarmatias, we wish to congratulate you for efforts in keeping the situation in Scania under control.

It takes a will of steel and an adamant devotion to make such a choice, and for this, we are most proud to call you our Slavic Brothers.

These actions will receive only the highest commendations from the Most Humble Pravadir, the Unity, and the Zalonarusan Republic.


[Tregobov raises his right fist to his heart and beats it twice]

May the Almighty empower the Righteous.

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[Jydsken-Østveg]

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Drottningens kabinett för den utrikes brevväxlingen
The Queen's cabinet for the correspondence with foreign powers
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Torsdag 24 Nov 2011
Thursday, Nov 24 2011

Lukasz Chodkiewicz,
Adjutant-General in the Office of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty
Stary Hrodino, Storsarmatien


Sir,​

Götarike finds the statement issued as unkind in nature and generally unflattering in tone. That said, we find it unusual to hear such words from our cordial friends in Greater Sarmatia and find it unsettling that His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Jozef III Kościałkowsky be at odds with our proud nation.

This understood, we wish to further understand the reasoning behind these thinly veiled jabs at Götisk pride. While communications over the course of the past year have been thin, we attribute this to our own misunderstanding of the world at it's time. Clearly a far more dangerous place than previously believed by Nordic scholars, and that of the world. With this in mind, Götarike has embarked upon a new path with a great deal of consideration dealt towards our past glory, the preservation of the future, and the victory of today. These three points stand our a new policy for our nation. One, a respect of that of the old Svearsk Empire, and still struggles today. Two, in that the maintenance of our Environment and our natural resources must be held high to a global standard, else these privileges will no longer last for our children. Three, in that yielding a victory to our enemies, the Celtic race itself, will be seen as intolerable. Victory must come today for there to even be a tomorrow.

Carrying forward our points, Her Majesty's Government wishes to understand the undeserved misogynistic slurs directed towards Her Majesty, Med Guds Nåde Götarikes, Svears, Vendes, Kelter och Pomoraner Drottning Caroline II Lotta Rebecka.

Additionally we speak for the honor of Miss Lindeskog-Hjelmer, Prime Minister of Götarike, when it has been said that a Nordic woman is ten times as strong as a Celtic man. So by no means should it be considered that our women are unfit to lead. Naturally this is something to be questioned as our people in comparison to the rest of the civilized world, host the largest amount of women in power. This is not to our discredit, nor to our disadvantage.

These statements fully and faithfully understood, the Kingdom of Götarike (Suionia) wishes to convey that it finds your nation's seeming threat to the grain shipments so faithfully exported by your nation as inhumane. Götarike can and will find grains elsewhere; most certainly via Nya Skåne, yet we'd prefer to maintain business with your nation if possible. As a direct result of what we believe to be a misunderstanding, Queen Caroline II Lotta Rebecka, is more than willing to represent our nation in the company of His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty Jozef III Kościałkowsky in order to clean and clear any said misunderstanding.​

Med Vänliga Hälsningar,

Henne excellens Charlotte "Lotta" Öqvist
Her Excellency Charlotte "Lotta" Öqvist

LOTTA ÖQVIST​

Statsminister för utrikes ärendena
Minister for Foreign Affairs​

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OOC {
Do we still maintain royal ties, via a Polish bride (as discussed long long ago in a previous version of Greater Sarmatia) taken by a King of mine once upon a time?... and thus are family? If so I plan on creating a new interesting thread...
}

 

[Josepania]

Statement by the Department of Foreign Affairs

The Overseer of the Slavic Nation State, Dawid Grudzinski, as well as all of Lesser Sarmatia, applauds the words and actions of our brothers in blood and spirit to the west for their efforts in castrating the strength, however pitiful it may have been previously, of the squabbling Scanians in the Occident. We ourselves do our utmost to avoid the slobbering nonsense that spews forth from such a divided, weak area of the world, as we continue to wipe away the corruption and decadence of the Grand Republic that, for so many decades, has covered our past in filth. Therefore, we look upon this embargo of grain and oil as a courageous and noble step of immense magnitude towards peace in the Occident, a step that, were the warmongering Occidentals willing to listen, would bring them ever closer to a peace we Slavs enjoy amongst one another.

We do not hold high hopes of such a thing, but it is not due to any fault of our brother Sarmatians. The course of events that now transpire are purely in the Occidentals' hands. We wish them luck in this undertaking, but refrain from any confidence in their success, when considering their historical actions.

Sincerely,
Jan Gorecki
Secretary of Foreign Affairs

 

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Business/Commerce/Finance

::Subsidies for Key Karpatica Innovation Hub Groups 'a Priority':: Speaking before the Karpatica-Metropolitan 'Royal' Chamber of Commerce at a luncheon today, the Imperial High-Commissioner for Economic Development in the 'Kingdom' of Zivotinje-Vyhor, Prince Stibor Jarosław Jansky hinted at the high likelihood of 'subsidies' for organizations engaged in 'post-modernization' projects directly benefitting the Empire and the People at the Heart of the World- within the next month. According to Prince Jansky, this subsidy program would initially focus on the 'Royal University Research Hub' in Old Karpatica, in particular research and development firms striving to harness the unlimited potential of the human genome...nuclear engineering, for reasons that should be obvious to any and all Sarmatians...satellite communications and 21st century aviation...and the more efficient extraction of the mineral wealth of the Heart of the World."

When asked if this subsidy program, should it become a success, would be expanded into other fields, Prince Jansky would only comment that the agricultural and automotive sectors have always been, and will continue to be linchpins of the Sarmatian economy, and as such are involved in one of the Empire's oldest subsidies programs.

::Rus-Sarmatian Customs Union Paying Big Dividends, Is There an Expansion in the Cards?:: With nearly every other Continental Economic Region in utter shambles (see our October 25th article 'Polar Opposites in a Time of Highs and Lows' for information on the economic situation in Yujin), the overall success of the Central-Middle Eastern European Economic Cooperation Pact continues to defy the expectations of domestic, regional and international critics alike. Though trade on the international scale has obviously been adversely impacted by the globe's 'correctional conflicts,' economic ties between the two "Slavic Super-states" have developed to a level that easily surpasses all such neighboring organizations. The "conventional wisdom" explaining the reason for this success is as old and simple as any other Sarmatian truth: Slavs, and particularly Rus' and Sarmatians are obviously and irresistibly Divinely Guided, and as such will always enjoy success so long as they heed those Divine Guides.

Global

::Continental Security Less of an Issue Now than Six Months Ago:: Recent polls suggest that 'the average Sarmatian' has far more confidence in the future of the Occidental region of our world's primary supercontinent now than they had in the weeks and months before the lightning-fast Engellexic campaign to liberate the people of Montellimar from their Franko-Niemcy Overlords. The same poll indicates that most Sarmatians feel that the current greatest threat to security in this now war-torn region stems from a weakened and vengeful Kingdom of the Franks, and diplomatic-economic brinkmanship on the part of the Wiese-Niemcy.

::The Covenant and the Future of the Bottom of the World:: With Engellophilia at an all-time high in the Heart of the World, that 'philia' is now extending into the tough-talking, honestly dealing Covenant. Thousands of blessed Sons and Daughters of the Heart of the World already make this sun-kissed Godly Nation their destinations for winter vacations every year, and word of the undeniable comeliness of the people and terrain of Cantignia are spreading quickly. It is, however not the comeliness of these things alone that has, and will continue to make The Covenant the final arbiter of Civility and Peace at the Bottom of the World. Far from it, it is the acknowledged and welcomed Providence of the All-High that has accomplished this. If nothing else, our 'Snowbirds' can rest assured that their tropical villas will ever be secured from the unwashed, unrepentant hordes of ape-men that plague the rest of that portion of our incomplete earth.


Entertainment/Sports


::Wyżyna-Ziemiaństwo College of Łysica MMA Team Claims Division 1 Championship for 2nd Consecutive Year:: Though its academic and athletic traditions are some of the oldest in the Heart of the World, the 'Upland Landed-Gentry College' of Łysica, Upper Sarmatia has claimed a unique place in the highly competitive sport of mixed martial arts. Having been elevated to the status of "Division 1 Accepted Sport" only five years ago, mixed martial arts has already become the second-most popular sport in the Heartlands (though it remains a distant second to Sarmatian football), and in that time Wyżyna-Ziemiaństwo College has earned acclaim worthy of its age and pedigree. Completing a run on all weight classes, the young men of WZC have accumulated a greater margin of wins by TKO than any previous Imperial-National Championship team- and have been invited to Stary Hrodino to dine with His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty in acknowledgement of their achievements in properly representing the Sarmatian fighting spirit.