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    Headlines Stephanitic wintergames


    Dominik Steiner wins silver in men’s biathlon, Martina Buchner wins silver in women’s snowboarding, Eiffellandian ice‑hockey team surprisingly beats Burgundian ice hockey team, Eiffellandian ice hockey team will meet Kadikistani ice hockey team in finals, Eiffelland leads medal count with 14 medals.


    25FEB2018
    Headlines Stephanitic wintergames


    Kadikistani ice hockey team beats Eiffellandian ice hockey team, Eiffelland sets record number of medals won.


    OOC: Tomorrow I will write about the coming home in triumph of my sporters.
     
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    Team Eiffelland honoured in stadium Hertha TSC after return from Gunnland


    Today was the day of the return of Team Eiffelland from the Stephanitic Wintergames, which resulted in a total of 15 medals for Eiffellandian sporters. The sporters, physicians, physiotherapists and other officials forming Team Eiffelland were honoured in the stadium of Hertha TSC in Trier-Ruhleben before a public of 50,000 people. King Albrecht, Chancellor Von Seydewitz and Peter Röhm, the chairman of the Eiffelländischer Stephanitersportverband (ESSV), speeched to the people from Team Eiffelland. The King described the last edition of the Stephanitic Wintergames as "an event that bound us all to the televisions, with sporters who gave the best of themselves, with surprises in which favourites for the gold medal were defeated, but most of all with the highest number of medals ever obtained by sporters of one country in the history of the Stephanitic Wintergames. Ladies, gentlemen, you can be proud of yourselves, and Eiffelland is proud of you." As per tradition, the gold medal winners were taken up in the Eiffelländischer Verdienstorden as members.
    We can all look back to very interesting Stephanitic Wintergames. The Eiffellandian sporters did not win many gold medals, but excelled over a wide variety of sports. We all look forward to the Stephanitic Wintergames 2022.
     
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    Dream couple just a dream? Queen Julian’s martyrdom continues
    Prince Ludwig cheats on Queen Julian with men


    Two months ago, we published about the relationship between Prince Ludwig and Queen Julian. Last weekend, however, Prince Ludwig’s real motives behind this relationship became clear. Prince Ludwig misuses Queen Julian to hide his real sexual preferences for the public. The Angel‑Prince only resembles an angel in terms of looks. In fact, these angel‑like looks hide a monster without scrupules who is only interested in his own lusts. Schau! has photographic proof of the Prince’s life behind the scenes. A life that goes against each form of the decency that we rightfully expect from our Royals.
    At night, when Queen Julian is sleeping, Prince Ludwig sneaks himself to the gay scene and has sex with other men. But of course, thanks to Schau!, this kind of betrayal cannot remain hidden for long. Accompanied to this article, you see ten pictures showing the Prince dancing closely and kissing with a young man, whom we identified as Jonathan von Walsrode, the younger son of the ambassador in Kashtan and a descendant of a noble family with a large record in diplomatics. The two young men even took their shirts off, en plein public! This is how Prince Ludwig spends his nights after having kissed Queen Julian good night: Dancing shirtless and having sex with young men. He doesn’t know any restraint, but blindly follows his perverse lust for unnatural intercourse with young men.
    After having lost her parents at a young age and having been the victim of a kidnapping, the poor Queen of Gunnland falls victim to a young man who betrays her, and who doesn’t care about the risk to infect her with any kind of strange sexually transmitted diseases that prowl among the gay scene, including HIV. He doesn’t care for the risk to infect the Queen of Gunnland with lethal sexually transmitted diseases like Hepatitis and HIV. The only thing Prince Ludwig cares for, is his lust for flesh. The flesh of young men. He tries to keep up the reputation of a decent young man to avoid his family’s wrath, but unleashes his perverse desires when the Royal Family and Queen Julian look somewhere else.
    This young man doesn’t care for Queen Julian’s feelings, and he doesn’t care for his parents’ feelings or the reputation of the Royal Family, but in spite of that he is a heir to the throne! Eiffelland is at risk to get a King on the throne who dances shirtless and indulges in perversities with young men! How would Eiffelland look like with such a King as Head of State, compared with decent and respectful men like the King of Elben, the Emperor of Carinthia‑Harkány, the Emperor of the Tiburan Empire, and their heirs?
     
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    Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the Eiffellandfunk with a short home news bulletin


    Opinion polls shows massive losses for coalition parties; two-party coalitions not possible

    The Christiandemocratic CDV and the Market Liberal FDV are in serious trouble for the national elections in April. Polls currently forecast a 50 seats loss for the CDV and a 30 seats loss for the FDV. Also the Marxist‑Leninovist party KPE is facing a loss of votes, and even risks to loose all seats in the Staatstag. The parties benefitting are the Sociodemocratic SPE, the Environmentalist Grün, the Conservative Christian party PCL and the far-right party Volksunion.
    Another remarkable result of the most recent polls is, that for the first time in history it will be impossible to form a two‑party coalition. This is the result of a development started in the beginning of the 2000s, in which the number of people voting for a certain political party by default is declining. The CDV seemed to avoid this scenario at first sight, but now appears to have fallen victim to it as well. Political analysts surmise that the initial popularity of Chancellor Von Seydewitz masked that also the number of people voting CDV by default diminished. Now that the Chancellor’s popularity is declining as a result of the aftermath of the March on Trier, it becomes clear that the CDV also fell victim to the development among the voters that was shown for other parties in earlier elections.
    Another recent development in the struggle for voters is currently taking place on the internet. Of course all political parties have their own websites where they show their plans for the future, but there are also popping up far‑right websites independent from the Volksunion that attack the current coalition government. These websites seem to have success among certain parts of the Eiffellandian society, although still the vast majority of the population rejects far‑right ideas.


    Comments on Prince Ludwig’s homosexuality

    Yesterday the tabloid Schau! published an article about Prince Ludwig. In this article, the Prince was outed as gay. Immediately after this publication, comments popped up at various websites, also at the websites of the political parties. The Volksunion published the pictures shown in Schau!, in which the Prince is shown shirtless kissing with a guy, at its website, and demands that Prince Ludwig is taken out of the line of succession to the Throne. Also the PCL indicated that it considers a homosexual in the line of succession to the Throne inappropriate: “A King cannot have a Prince‑Consort at his site; Prince Ludwig cannot remain in the line of succession to the Throne, unless he repents for his sins, and then either leads a celibatarian life or marries a woman.” The CDV, SPE, FDV, LDP and Grün published at their websites that they consider the Prince’s homosexuality a personal and private matter.
    The Eiffellandfunk interviewed Chancellor Von Seydewitz on the matter. He said: “We have to understand that Prince Ludwig has to live his life in the way he feels comfortable with, also if that life is not the conventional life. We also have to take into account that the pictures published by Schau! were taken in a club. People can allow themselves a bit more in a club than they can allow themselves at the Kurfürstendamm in Trier at 2pm on Saturday. We have to see things in perspective. Furthermore, I know the Prince as a calm young man who considers his decision wisely and takes his duties as a Prince very seriously. At secondary school, he organised several charity events, and he still does so as a student. He obtained his Abitur with a very high average, and his studies also go very well at the moment.” When asked about a possible relationship between Prince Ludwig and Queen Julian, the Chancellor said: “Prince Ludwig and Queen Julian are friends, but they never have been in a love relationship.” He didn’t want to comment on a possible relationship between Prince Ludwig and Jonathan von Walsrode.
    Several noble families reacted on the matter as well. About half of them want the Prince to be taken out of the line of succession to the Throne; the other half supports the Prince.


    Royal Family announces that Prince Ludwig is gay but charges Schau! with libel

    After yesterday’s article by the Eiffellandian tabloid Schau!, in which Prince Ludwig’s homosexuality was unveiled, a spokesperson of the Eiffellandian Royal Family announced that Prince Ludwig will charge Schau! with libel. The spokesperson indicated that Prince Ludwig is indeed gay, but that he was never romanticly involved with Queen Julian of Gunnland: “Indeed, the Prince and the Queen are friends, but they have never been a couple.” The spokesperson also indicated that the prince is furious about the suggestion that he would deliberately infect other people with lethal diseases, or wouldn’t care about the risk of doing so: “In fact he is very strict about safe sex, just because of that risk.” The Prince is also furious about the suggestion that he would only care for his own lusts, and about calling him perverse.
    The spokesperson did not want to comment on a possible love‑affair between Prince Ludwig and Jonathan von Walsrode. He did indicate that the Royal Family stands behind Prince Ludwig, and that Prince Ludwig keeps his position in the line of succession to the Throne.
     
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    Matthias von Luckenwalde: Dead because of Prince Ludwig?

    Matthias von Luckenwalde was a normal young man with a normal life. He served his military service with the Eiffellandian Navy, and was engaged with Princess Ophelia von Stolzenau. He was destined to marry in September 2015, after his military service, and before he would start to study physics. But it went differently.
    By the end of 2014, he was transferred to the destroyer Aachen. There he fell victim to Prince Ludwig’s seduction techniques. When both young men were demobilised, Matthias spent a weekend with the Royal Family at Jagdschloss Glienicke, the Royal Family’s weekend residence during Summer. The pictures accompanying this article were taken when Prince Ludwig and Matthias von Luckenwalde started to make love in a boat on the Trierer See.
    After that weekend, Matthias gradually slipped into a psychosis. By the end of August 2015, he had to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. His marriage had to be cancelled. Four months later, he escaped while being transported to another psychiatric hospital, and was knocked over by a car.
    Now, after Prince Ludwig’s homosexuality was unveiled, the question emerges: What would have happened if Matthias von Luckenwalde would never have met Prince Ludwig? Would he have been happily married? Would Princess Ophelia already have given birth to a child? But also another question emerges: What is Prince Ludwig’s role in this tragedy? Did he cause Matthias’s psychosis? Fact is that he didn’t respect Matthias’s engagement to Princess Ophelia. He followed his lust and seduced Matthias, leaving the poor Princess Ophelia behind. Meanwhile, Princess Ophelia is still so shocked about the events that she still lacks the power to start a new relationship; she still mourns Matthias’s death.
     
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    Royal Family sues Schau! once again

    A spokesperson of the Royal Family released a press announcement telling that the Royal Family is going to sue Schau! for today’s article about Prince Ludwig as well. She also indicated that the Royal Family is going to start a short cause to prohibit Schau to publish any more articles on Prince Ludwig’s homosexuality until the libel lawsuits on the article of two weeks ago and the article in today’s Schau! have been trialed.
     
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    Judge rejects demands of Royal Family
    Schau! is still allowed to write about Prince Ludwig

    During the short cause of the Royal Family against Schau!, the judge rejected the demand of the Royal Family to stop writing about Prince Ludwig's love life. He motivated his decision with a reference to the freedom of speech, and by stating that he cannot judge on such a short notice whether the publications about Prince Ludwig published by Schau! up to now and to be published by Schau! in the future are false. He indicated that conducting a regular lawsuit was needed for that, a lawsuit that has already been initiated.
    A positive point for the Royal Family was that the lawsuit currently running because of the first article by Schau! can be extended with each new article published and to be published by Schau!. This means that no separate lawsuit will be needed for each and every new article.
     
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    The Thing of All Gunnishmen has found the author of the Schau! article "Prince Ludwig cheats on Queen Julian with men" guilty of lèse-majesté against Queen Julian in absentia, and the members of the editorial board for conspiracy therein. Upon entering Gunnish jurisdiction the author and his accomplices will be subject to arrest. We would like to open negotiations for extraditing these journalists. If they are extradited, the Thing is prepared to reopen the trial and admit counsel for the journalists.
     
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    The Royal Family is currently sueing Schau! for libel because of the article mentioned by you, and also because of the article on Her Majesty Queen Julian and Prince Ludwig appearing shortly after New Year, and the article on Prince Ludwig published last week. Joining that jawsuit would have a higher chance on a satisfying result than a procedure for extradition, and also on a sooner result. Our demands before court will be the retraction of those those three articles, a public apology in Schau! and Eiffelland's national newspapers, a public apology in the prime-time TV program Schau! TV (indeed, Schau!'s TV programme on the Eiffellandian broadcaster SatTV), a financial compensation for reputation damage and the lawsuit costs (i.e. the costs of our own barristers, but also the costs charged by the court). It would be of great help to us if Her Majesty Queen Julian would join this lawsuit, because our case will be stronger before Court if both Prince Ludwig and Her Majesty Qeen Julian confirm that they have never been a couple. From a financial point of view, we won' hit the company behind Schau! very hard, but the reputation damage to Schau! will be tremendous.

    Albrecht von Dietz-Hadamar, King of Eiffelland and Grand-Duke of Nichtstein
     
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    To be very honest, the extradition procedure can take quite a long time, and it has a very uncertain outcome. It could very well be that the judge will reject the extradition request because of the Freedom of the Press. A quicker way to handle this satisfactorily is to join the Royal Family's lawsuit against Schau!. This lawsuit will have a very high chance to succeed. If you join this lawsuit, it will become even easier to achieve a satisfactory success, and maybe even with a financial compensation that is higher than the one to be obtained from the judge. Telling the board of editors that the police and the Staatsschutz will look the other way when you kidnap the journalist and the board of editors, will also lead to a retraction those three articles, a public apology, a financial compensation and the lawer costs.

    Matthias Graf von Seydewitz, Chancellor
     

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