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Pelasgia
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Bienvenue mon ami! *Francophilia intensifies*
Seriously though, we have like 3 French dudes already. Are they planning to invade us and impose French imper- eh, high culture on our poor barbaric souls? If that's the case, please spare me, I have always considered baguettes to be an excellent kind of bread!
Dalriada
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Furlanìe
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I actually started to learn French by my self some months ago.. well I stopped and now I already forgot everything but I had good intentions! Don't kill me
Merioneth
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I went to French classes but then I decided to go to Spanish ones instead because I would like to move to Latin America. I suppose I would have to rule out Argentina becuz they hate the Brits xD.
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With the more French that come, the more my Germanophile is triggeredKidding, of course. Welcome!
Rheinbund
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Bienvenue ici
Hhmmm, time to awaken
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Kadikistani Union
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As a Belgian I have already accepted my Francophone superior overlords. Viva la Belgique! Viva la France! Jamais encore la règle de Pays-Bas!
Gouw Marken
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Je me tais à ce moment. Et je me tairais.
Pelasgia
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Or we could just go around the French lines and wait for them to surrenderHhmmm, time to awakenYou must be registered for see linksfrom the deadYou must be registered for see links
You're from Tin-Tin land? I always thought you were from the Balkans. The more you know.
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Kadikistani Union
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I can't imagine why you would have gotten that idea.
Pelasgia
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The nickname Spelev mainly. I thought you were Bulgarian XD
Dalriada
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All the French I know;
Batonnet
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Julienne
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Chef de cuisine , il ser cinq minutes
bleu
peu fréqunt
I worked with a French head chef he won't speak to you unless you said at least one French word , you bloody French always got stick up your arses when comes to cooking.
Batonnet
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Julienne
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Chef de cuisine , il ser cinq minutes
bleu
peu fréqunt
I worked with a French head chef he won't speak to you unless you said at least one French word , you bloody French always got stick up your arses when comes to cooking.
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Kadikistani Union
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Northern savage
Dalriada
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Don't get me started on you as well Waffle, you bloody Belgium worked with a few they would brag about "We can handle the drink unlike you British we can drink beer in print glass on the streets without a blood bath."
I say you rolled over for Germany so they could invade France in WW1 and WW2 then you needed the British to bail you out.
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Kadikistani Union
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I don't get me started on you as well Waffle, you bloody Belgium worked with a few they would brag about "We can handle the drink unlike you British we can drink beer in print glass on the streets without a blood bath."
I say you rolled over for Germany so they could invade France in WW1 and WW2 then needed the British to bail you out.
The mighty German Empire never managed to conquer the whole of Belgium in WW1 and in WW2 we always had the massive Congo. We actually supplied the Yankees with the uranium they needed to deal with the Japs, effectively ending the war and putting your oriental territories back into your hands. So don't you belittle my people you London worshipping maniac.
Dalriada
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You know I don't like London it's got the Queen, the BBC who are happy to cover up sexaul assaslt for you to keep their ratings, MPs are there and finally City of London financial service who pay off MPs to fuck everyone else over to protect them from their own stupidity and greed.
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Kadikistani Union
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Yea you totally love London.
Dalriada
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Okay I admit I have a love hate relationship with London please don't tell my wife.
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Rheinbund
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Until the Flemish soldiers failed to understand the orders from their Wallonian officers, who shouted their orders in French
And then not even French French. I learned that the French word for 70 is Soixante-dix, but then suddenly the Wallonians turn out to say septante.
EDIT: Anyway, don't worry, we'll keep Wilders and the NVU at bay.
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