Proverbial Unrest
"Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way."
~Daniele Vare, 20th Century Padanian Diplomat
"Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way."
~Daniele Vare, 20th Century Padanian Diplomat
Foreign Office Main Building
Lunden, Breotonia
The question of Padanian claims to rather inclusive territorial waters had been for some time one of the hundred or more tiny issues in Europe that would surface from time to time and threaten to plunge an unlucky collection of peoples to war for somewhat arbitrary reasons. Usually the claim was either not enforced or at least enforced so loosely that it served as no particular impediment to anybody's interests. Now, however, with il Doge seemingly pursuing a more assertive path, it would be in Breotish and the wider community's interest to settle the matter before things got out of hand. His Majesty's Government was particularly keen to iron out one of the many inconsistencies in maritime law and custom which it had so painstakingly constructed and enforced for hundreds of years. Ruling the waves, it is said, is difficult when participants continually seek to splash one another in the pool.
There was a certain hypocrisy to the Breotish position, if looked at in the proper light. Padanian claims were, at least partially, born of the natural compulsion to protect one's nation. It claimed that it required such extensive territorial waters to aid in its defense and maintain its position. Not entirely dissimilar impulses were at work in Breotonia's higher echelon's of government and military. Instead of claiming an unusual amount of territorial waters, however, Breotonia had instead covertly claimed all waters and then with imperceptible slowness and patience had annexed the rights of its policing and maintenance into the hands of the Royal Navy. It was just this preoccupation that now guided His Majesty's diplomats in their dealing with the Padanian Affair.
Preston Cole, Vice Admiral in His Majesty's Royal Navy, had been asked to oversee the talks. By far the Royal Navy was the most powerful force in Breotish politics and they would not a single iota of their responsibilities dealt with by the Foreign Office. They were happy to let the lawyers and diplomats be present just so long as it was the navy men who did the negotiating. There were a handful of high ranking officers in the service who were called upon to attend to such matters, Cole had been present when the Breotish played host to the countries overseeing the dismantling of the fallen Freiheit and since then had gained as reputation as one of these naval diplomats.
Across from Cole and the large collection of various military and civil representatives of Breotonia were a similarly arranged collection of Padanian officials. They were led by a Ammiraglio Adriano DiMaggio a man about whom the Office of Naval Intelligence new very little and the Foreign Office new nothing at all. Of course, neither can truly be blamed for their ignorance. The world was a big place, resources were always limited, and both suffered from a universal affliction among intelligence and foreign services: CBE. Can't Be Everywhere.
"Mr. DiMaggio, as I'm sure you're aware there is no binding international legal agreement regarding the specific requirements and restrictions on a given nation's claims to territorial waters. Despite many decades of Breotish effort." He gave a smile, it was well known that the chaotic state of affairs regarding the nation's most pressing concern, the sea, was a constant bother to Breotonia. "We have guidelines, precedent. The naval treaties agreed to over the years by Breotonia and Oikawa have entered into unofficial law. In the end, however, the only force that can pass judgement on the rightness or wrongness of a nations actions in regards to the sea is that of international opinion. We can get away with whatever is not met with serious opposition."
"In this instance, however, it seems clear that the greater community is not going to so easily allow Padania to act on its exceptional claims. So, now we meet to resolve this incongruity. We can have give and take, concessions on both sides, and do our best to meet each other halfway but changes will have to be made. So, with that in mind, where shall our give and take start?"
Skipped over usually boring intro stuff. Obviously you can recount anything of importance that may have taken place.