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[Rheinbund]

Matteo Totzi
Why the hate? We all have to do it together on this planet.

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[Imimoya]

Gianni Gronchi @randomcitizen

Ostmark ha soldi per le munizioni ma non per alzare il benessere globale dei suoi cittadini. La vendetta non è giustizia. #priorita

Ostmark has money for ammunition but not for raising the global well-being of its citizens. Revenge is not justice. #cosamoltoimportanti

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[Ostmark]

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[Furlanìe]

Thrôrusash Ûkshe @shaalarathalik

The failing #uncivilized west debates over the best economic system while their souls are left unprotected and week, and while their puny governors destroy this sacred earth. may the gods have mercy and the high spirits close their eyes! #WesternDecline

 

[Rheinbund]

Erstes Eiffelländisches Fernsehen

Election results not final yet. KPE seems to have been voted out of Eiffellander, Rügener and Helgolander parliaments for first time in 100 years. Volksunion seems to gain seats. Conservatives seem to loose absolute majority in Retalia.

 

[Ebria]

Alice Makeba @thirdeyewideopen
Ostmark has become a vanguard in the fight for equality in chances and for the emancipation of women. #feminist #solidarity

Federal Natalian Navy✔@Federalnatalianships
We confirm that the FNS Shitty Kitty has accidentally collided with a Caledonian transport ship which was carrying soldiers for the PACFOR operation in Loago. While the transport ship was disabled and had to be tugged into port, the Shitty Kitty suffered no damage. Our seamen had no contact with the transport ship as the Caledonians haven't responded to any of our hails.

Jane Doe @randomNutter22
The time has come for the world to call colonialism by its name: WRONGISM!!!!

 

[Pelasgia]

Grand Palace of Propontis ✔ @megapalation_en
His Imperial Majesty has signed and sealed the bill making the Avgiros-Ferreiro Accords into Pelasgian law, following its approval by both the Senate and Legislative Assembly. The law has been formally entered into the Imperial Archives as of today. The full text can be found at

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Ministry of External Affairs (

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) ✔ @MoEA_PG_en
The Avgiros-Ferreiro Accords are yet another major step in the Nationalist government's realignment of Pelasgian foreign policy to meet the modern day. We would like to thank Minister @Ferreiro for his eagerness to negotiate and build a better future for both ends of the Long Sea. We are eager to start talks with our partners in @Eiffelland to complete our formal withdrawal from the Trier Concord.

Thanos Mitroglou @AngryRando
Any true Pelasgian should never buy any goods from Loago until minority rule ends! Himyar for the Himyaris! And while we're at it, screw those Elbener and Caledonian colonialists back to their igloos! #boycott

 

[Justosia]

The Stag Hag@JNN Official:
The past smear campaign against the good people of Avalon has failed spectacularly. My 5,000 Twatter followers & I, & more, stand ready to crash the page of any purveyor of such stank hostilities. We are Avalon. We are united. #VIVAJUSTOSIA

 

[Touzen]

Kawaiiinthestreets @kowaiinthesheets

@JNNOfficial 5000? What kind of budget are you guys running on? I could buy more Siyangese bots for the price of a McBonifacius meal lol #justosiantentacles

 

[Justosia]

Mostian Justosian:
We will never, EVER trust our dubious mother country again. My ancestors threw her on her ass during the independence movement. Never again will she sink her claws into us. #VIVAJUSTOSIA #VIVAFRANCISCO

The Stag Hag:
May Carlo Iglesias & Juan Castro rot in hell. Avalon is the JUSTICE capital of the world. #VIVAJUSTOSIA #WEAREAVALON

Finance Ministry de Royale:
Thank you for buying Patriot Bonds! #VIVAJUSTOSIA

 

[Touzen]

Samuel Goldbaum @goldbaum_wzc

Ascension to the World Permanent Conference is an important step in securing the wellbeing of the Jewish people and a bright future for us in friendship and cooperation with our friends across the globe. #WorldPermanentConference #WorldZionistCongress #JewishNation

 

[Touzen]

Touyou Book Review @touyou_books

The latest installment in the popular alt history book series "Earth", "Eagle vs. Bear", has released to much acclaim. In a strange alternative reality, President Reagan of the United States of America, a take on a democratic united Occidentia, sets into motion his vision to unite the former Ultra-Nativist country of Germany, coming into conflict with the "Marxist-Leninist" Soviet Union, itself a thinly veiled analogy for Kadikistan.

 

[Ebria]

Jane Doe @randomNutter22
Just read the "Eagle vs Bear". Have you observed that the country they present as "South Africa" is actually based on Natalia? It's really dystopian. It has a sick system where the whites are in power and the blacks have literally no rights, only because of their race. SICK!!!

 

[Justosia]

Foreign Minister Fernando Torres:
I am personally of the opinion that this was the work of Auraria. Indeed our sow of a mother country wants her claws deep in us again. It is said. Never again I say! #VIVAJUSTOSIA

HRH Prince Julian Francisco-Francois II:
Retwatting. #VIVAJUSTOSIA

 

[Crotobaltislavonia]

Army of the 12 Monkeys @SlobodansDungeon2001

I found it. The Motherland is building a doomsday device. CBS will go boom boom BOOM!

 

[Oneida]

Ministry of Foreign Affairs @MREAuraria
We would like to make it clear that the Aurarian Republic has no inclination as to which country is responsible for violating Justosian sovereignty with two submarines. The Aurarian Embassy in Avalon is committed to working with the Justosians to ensure that all measures of safety are met and that whoever the aggressor is, is brought to justice.

Frederico Reyes @EntreNosotrosChicas
@MREAuraria Auraria seems to be hella into spying lately. First CBS and now Justosia? Who knew we had it in us to stop drinking long enough to do something useful in the world.

Frederico Reyes @EntreNosotrosChicas
If you've read "Earth" whoever the fuck came up with "Spain" obviously wasn't very creative.

 

[Justosia]

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[Rheinbund]

Gaetano Farbrizzi

OMG. Guys, if you date a Natalian girl, watch out for her dad.

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Wie is jy                              Who are you
Wat met my dogter wil vry?             Who wants to date my daughter?
Haar die wêreld beloof,                Promising her the world,
Aan haar hart wil beroof               Wanting to rob her heart
En jou woorde is heuning,              And your words are like honey,
Maar bly agter daai reling             But stay behind that fence

Wie is jy                              Who are you
Wat met 'n motorfiets ry?              Who rides a motorcycle?
En my dogter verlei,                   And seduce my daughter
Want jou lyf is gesny                  Because your body is sexy
Het jy n benul,                        Do you have a clue,
Is jy lief vir jou                     Do you care for yourself

Want ek sny dit af, af, af             Because I cut it off, off, off
Ons rottweiler blaf, blaf, blaf        Our rottweiler barks, barks, barks
Dan hang ek dit op, op, op             Then I hang it up, up, up
Terwyl dit nog klop, klop, klop        While it is still beating, beating, beating
Ek waarsku net vriendelik              I don't warn kindly
Ek waarsku net mooi                    I don't warn nicely

Wie is jy                              Who are you
Wat in 'n goeie huis bly?              Who lives in a good home? (who comes from a good family)
Sê jy                                  As you say
Wat hier wil kom kuier,                Who comes here to walk,
My dogter se vryer                     My daughter's lover
Sien jy hierdie duim,                  Do you see this thumb,
Jy pie-pie nog skuim                   You'll pie-pie foam (you'll wet your pants)

Wie is jy                              Who are you
Wat 'n graad kon kry?                  Who could get a degree?
Jy weet dan nog niks nie,              You still don't know anything,
Het nie die wêreld gesien nie          You haven't seen the world
Sien jy hierdie 'gun',                 Do you see this 'gun',
'I think you should run'               'I think you should run'

Want ek sny dit af, af, af             Because I cut it off, off, off
Ons rottweiler blaf, blaf, blaf        Our rottweiler barks, barks, barks
Dan hang ek dit op, op, op             Then I hang it up, up, up
Terwyl dit nog klop, klop, klop        While it is still beating, beating, beating
Ek waarsku net vriendelik              I don't warn kindly
Ek waarsku net mooi                    I don't warn nicely

(Take it away boys)                    (Take it away boys)
(…)                                    (…)
(…)                                    (…)
(ry jy met ‘n motorfiets)              (you ride a motorcycle)
(My dogter ry nie motorfiets nie)      (my daughter doesn’t ride a motorcycle)

Asseblief tog my kind,                 Please, my child,
Die liefde is blind                    Love is blind
Ek sal namens jou dink,                I'll think for you,
Ek sal vir jou besluit                 I'll decide for you
Maar sê vir daai 'playboy',            But tell that playboy,
Jou pa's by die huis                   Your fathers at home

En hy sny dit af, af, af               And he cuts it off, off, off
Ons rottweiler blaf, blaf, blaf        Our rottweiler barks, barks, barks
Dan hang ek dit op, op, op             Then I hang it up, up, up
Terwyl dit nog klop, klop, klop        While it is still beating, beating, beating
Ek waarsku net vriendelik              I don't warn kindly
Ek waarsku net mooi                    I don't warn nicely

Ja ek sny dit af, af, af               Yes I cut it off, off, off
Ons rottweiler blaf, blaf, blaf        Our rottweiler barks, barks, barks
Dan hang ek dit op, op, op             Then I hang it up, up, up
Terwyl dit nog klop, klop, klop        While it is still beating, beating, beating
Ek waarsku net vriendelik              I don't warn kindly
Ek waarsku net mooi                    I don't warn nicely

 

[Justosia]

The Stag Hag:
OMG! OMG! OMG! #ROYALLOVE

Mostian Justosian:
Congratulations to the royal couple! #ROYALLOVE

The Royal Foil:
It's almost like we're marrying Occitania too. #ROYALLOVE

 

[Rheinbund]

Bastian Holzbrenner

Wait ... The Aurarians currently have the date of 13 Glaciemes CXCIX, so they are in the year 199 now. This means a tun of the century for them next year. It looks like there is a party in the preparation there.