The Ko-I-Noor Evening Star
" All the news of the Land of the Eternal Evening Star . . . "
BREAKING NEWS:
-> Ministry of Finance, Treasury and Central Bank to introduce new currency before September, monetary unit to be `revalued' to reflect `growing importance' of Trans-Nineveh in the...
I say we remove that ugly ass square in Himyar. This isn't anything official, just a lil' brainstorming.
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Loyalist-Coalitionist forces clash with Mujahideen, protestors over food scarcity
AP Aqaba
Blood fighting erupted between troops of the newly installed Loyalist-Coalitionist government in the central provinces of Menkar and Mohenjo-Daro over food scarcity and a breakdown in government...
I've told people from the start the guy's a mental malingerer, a dead end bum who probably feigns some emo stuff to escape his already very limited responsibilities. Someone who's been on the forum little over a week ago could've dropped a line why he's gone. He didn't so to me that means he...
Provisional Foreign Office
Although we regret this decision, in the interest of the safety of Oikawan embassy staff, we accept this decision but do hope everything returns to normal between Trans-Nineveh and Oikawa as soon as possible.
The Ko-I-Noor Evening Star
" All the news of the Land of the Eternal Evening Star . . . "
BREAKING NEWS:
-> Reza Kahn, flees Ko-I-Noor and joins Mujahideen fundamentalists of Emirate, vows return and will 'destroy all opposition', calls international community to condemn 'illegal seizure...
BREAKING NEWS: Rumors spread General Reza Kahn has escaped Ko-I-Noor, vows to return, unites with Revolutionary Mujahideen
AP Aqaba
After intense fighting our AP journalists report that the Eternal Warden of the Revolution, General Mahmoud Reza Kahn has abandoned his position in the former...
Ministry of Religion
A division of the Revolutionary Mujahideen
". . . And Nicosia calls itself peaceful after all this? We laugh at Nicosia and their foolishness. Don't they know the whole of their pathetic kingdom will serve like slaves in hell while Muslims feast on the rotting carcass of...
BREAKING NEWS: Fighting erupts in Ko-I-Noor, Loyalists-Coalitionists attack Kahnist positions in capital
AP Aqaba
Tonight our AP journalists in Ko-I-Noor, capital city of Trans-Nineveh report a battle has erupted between Loyalist-Coalitionist forces under joint command of Theophile Muratti...
Counting down to Armageddon III
City outskirts of Ko-I-Noor
3 AM
Nighttime on the countryside just outside of Ko-I-Noor. A bright, clear sky full of stars and no clouds but a few dark dots, sometimes obscuring the white, pale moon above the city, named after the most precious diamond of all...
Government nationalizes all mining joint ventures, denies reimbursement
AP Aqaba
Eskander Laleh, Director-General of Union Minière has sent a memo to AP today announcing immediate seizure of all assets held by EDF countries in Trans-Nineveh. Mining equipment, operations, real estate, mines...
Ministry of Religion
A division of the Revolutionary Mujahideen
". . . This communication expresses our deep admiration for the wonderful work done by these freedom fighters who have punished Nicosia for its heathen religion. Yes it is true, miracles can still happen in a world obsessed with...