Revelations 13:12 "An ye bananas shall dance in a gay-like fashion and ye shall people sayeth, 'Hey, those bananas are dancing in a gay-like fashion!' And the Lord will look down upon the fruit with contempt and shall hurl fire from the sky so as to smite them. But ye He shall miss and hit a wedding because He could not see properly. But ye all will be a-okay-eth because it will be blamed on the Partiot missile system. Once the Lord has placed His sacred contact lenses over His divine pupils he will take aim of the gayish bananas once more and smite them. Fire and pain and suffering and lightning and rocks and hellfire and puppies rained down upon the bananas and they got hit really hard. The faithful rejoiced with the Lord for He had successfully smoted, smited, smitten, smotted, oh hell! The bananas died."