There was an explosion at the center followed by several louder bursts and screams from men and women close to the action! "No one puts the electric kettle on high, pitch it down won't you?!" a shrill Nievish woman demanded before Engwahl crows asked for the same. The Cantignian cook removed his pan at the center of their communal yurt with much chagrin, shouting back at how he could leave a permanent scar on them while they listed the ways they might kill him.
"Do any of you know why we're here?" the Nievishwoman inquired, "suffering a Cannie's oil burns on the New Year? Is this hell, or has Engwahl won once and for all?"
"If we'd won my sock would be in your mouth, love, and my . . " the Engwahlian began before the Cantignian slapped a sorry series of spitting sausages of on both of their plates. "We're here to kill a king, only our Lady Pherson has not determined with God which one yet." The Cannie said.
The Nievishwoman sighed and facepalmed, "save me, a Pherson is behind this?" and she was hysterical now, at least for theatrical effect pushing the plate away, "I'd not eat from a Pherson plate. I side with MacBain, don't I, and advise ye do the same!"
Still this woman, this spy known as Rosygyn Wilmette ate eventually after the other two ignored her outburst. "And so, you know, it has to do with her treatment of the Florists Union two revivals ago, okay?" she asked before ranting on for a time about angry dealings between Caitekurke Communalists.
"Sooo'rrre," the Cantignian who would be know thus as Blue said, "my name's Blue, and I'd like you to shut the fuck up and listen Rosygn. You won't know my name down-Cannie or above, and I fetch this Engwahlian won't treat you his.
"I will call him sorry-Engwahlian-fuck because . . " Rosygn began before the Engwahlian shouted back "ELI, OKAY? WHAT IS WITH YOU NIEVES?"
"For 693 years you held us as prisoner," Wilmette replied, "now you want to put the crown back on? Fuck you, fuck Yeovil and fuck this delusional whore Pherson down-Cannie."
Blue, the Cantignian, slapped a trio of manila folders on the orange dusty ground. "Pick one up, of course we will trade before our night is through, the Premier has put guards outside this yurt to ensure we stay in here until we each pick a mission we can carry out."
"Do any of you know why we're here?" the Nievishwoman inquired, "suffering a Cannie's oil burns on the New Year? Is this hell, or has Engwahl won once and for all?"
"If we'd won my sock would be in your mouth, love, and my . . " the Engwahlian began before the Cantignian slapped a sorry series of spitting sausages of on both of their plates. "We're here to kill a king, only our Lady Pherson has not determined with God which one yet." The Cannie said.
The Nievishwoman sighed and facepalmed, "save me, a Pherson is behind this?" and she was hysterical now, at least for theatrical effect pushing the plate away, "I'd not eat from a Pherson plate. I side with MacBain, don't I, and advise ye do the same!"
Still this woman, this spy known as Rosygyn Wilmette ate eventually after the other two ignored her outburst. "And so, you know, it has to do with her treatment of the Florists Union two revivals ago, okay?" she asked before ranting on for a time about angry dealings between Caitekurke Communalists.
"Sooo'rrre," the Cantignian who would be know thus as Blue said, "my name's Blue, and I'd like you to shut the fuck up and listen Rosygn. You won't know my name down-Cannie or above, and I fetch this Engwahlian won't treat you his.
"I will call him sorry-Engwahlian-fuck because . . " Rosygn began before the Engwahlian shouted back "ELI, OKAY? WHAT IS WITH YOU NIEVES?"
"For 693 years you held us as prisoner," Wilmette replied, "now you want to put the crown back on? Fuck you, fuck Yeovil and fuck this delusional whore Pherson down-Cannie."
Blue, the Cantignian, slapped a trio of manila folders on the orange dusty ground. "Pick one up, of course we will trade before our night is through, the Premier has put guards outside this yurt to ensure we stay in here until we each pick a mission we can carry out."