Rheinbund
Established Nation
THE KING
14 December 2009
“And then we still have these two laws you need to sign, Your Majesty,” Chancellor Horst Jörgens said to King Heinrich IV of Eiffelland. He was at the palace for his weekly meeting with the King on Monday. Now the two men were sitting in the King’s working office.
“Again that law legalising abortion and that law lowering the age of consent for homosexual intercourse? Chancellor, you and your predecessors have come to me with those two laws time by time for the last 20 years. For the zillionth time in my life, no, I won’t sign those laws.
Abortion is murder. If the life of the mother is in danger, yes; then we have to choose between two evils, and then the death of the unborn baby is a lesser evil, so I signed that law. But abortion just for fun, no. I am not going to approve murder in that case. And if a woman gets into social or financial trouble because of her unborn baby, then society will have to take that up. Make legislation to protect women in that situation so that they can give birth to their babies and are safe after that, and I will sign it right away. But not this. Not murder because the woman can’t afford a baby.
And for homosexuality, that is unnatural and remains unnatural. The body of a man does not have the right shape for sleeping with another man. The body of a woman does not have the right shape for sleeping with another woman. The body of a human being is meant for sleeping with somebody of the opposite sex. I can’t reintroduce a total ban on homosexuality, but I won’t cooperate with making it even easier.
And I must say that I’m becoming increasingly fed-up with you putting those two laws under my nose. How often must I have to say ‘no’ before you stop showing those two laws?” the King said to the Chancellor.
“Your Majesty, you seem to have missed the point of your position in a Constitutional Monarchy. We, the Cabinet and the Parliament, make the laws. Not you. Because these laws have been approved by the Staatstag and the Staatsrat, they must be considered the will of the people. Nothing else than that. What you are currently doing, is blocking the will of the people,” the Chancellor said, already knowing that it was useless to convince the King of more modern stances towards abortion and homosexuality.
“But you are forgetting something as well,” the King said with a threatening tone in his voice the Chancellor had never heard before. “I am not obliged to sign. One way or the other, I am also one of the checks and balances of the Constitutional Monarchy. If the people want something that will harm the country, or something completely unethical, like in this case, and I am the only one seeing that, then it is my duty to prevent that from happening. I don’t want to see those laws again, Chancellor, and I don’t want to hear a lecture on constitutional law from you again, either. I hope you understand that. Is there anything else to discuss?”
“No, Your Majesty,” the Chancellor said, not knowing what to think.
“Good. Then I will ask my secretary to have you shown the way out,” the King said.
Horst Jörgens was the fifth Chancellor and the second Sociodemocratic Chancellor the King had cooperated with. Cooperating with the four previous Chancellors was not really problematic, apart from those two laws they kept on coming up with. Horst Jörgens was the first one with whom the King had trouble to cooperate with. And the King knew very well why. Jörgens was so incredibly much convinced of himself being in the right. That other Sociodemocratic Chancellor also knew it all so well, but at least he was open for discussions. Jörgens was definitely not. The King even had the feeling that he was against the Monarchy. Unfortunately, it was politically impossible to form a coalition without him.
Today the meeting with the Chancellor escalated. The King felt obliged to show that he was the King. And he would force Jörgens out of his position when needed, although he would not like it at all to do something like that with the political leader of the biggest political party of the country.
Then again. Those two laws. Jörgens’s predecessors, nota bene Christiandemocrats, had already harrassed the King with those two laws. Every week again those two laws. The fact that it was the will of the people did not make it good laws. If you sleep with each other, then you must take all consequences. Well, OK, except death. And sex was something between man and woman. That was the design. Who are humans to change that? In any case, they are not God.
14 December 2009
“And then we still have these two laws you need to sign, Your Majesty,” Chancellor Horst Jörgens said to King Heinrich IV of Eiffelland. He was at the palace for his weekly meeting with the King on Monday. Now the two men were sitting in the King’s working office.
“Again that law legalising abortion and that law lowering the age of consent for homosexual intercourse? Chancellor, you and your predecessors have come to me with those two laws time by time for the last 20 years. For the zillionth time in my life, no, I won’t sign those laws.
Abortion is murder. If the life of the mother is in danger, yes; then we have to choose between two evils, and then the death of the unborn baby is a lesser evil, so I signed that law. But abortion just for fun, no. I am not going to approve murder in that case. And if a woman gets into social or financial trouble because of her unborn baby, then society will have to take that up. Make legislation to protect women in that situation so that they can give birth to their babies and are safe after that, and I will sign it right away. But not this. Not murder because the woman can’t afford a baby.
And for homosexuality, that is unnatural and remains unnatural. The body of a man does not have the right shape for sleeping with another man. The body of a woman does not have the right shape for sleeping with another woman. The body of a human being is meant for sleeping with somebody of the opposite sex. I can’t reintroduce a total ban on homosexuality, but I won’t cooperate with making it even easier.
And I must say that I’m becoming increasingly fed-up with you putting those two laws under my nose. How often must I have to say ‘no’ before you stop showing those two laws?” the King said to the Chancellor.
“Your Majesty, you seem to have missed the point of your position in a Constitutional Monarchy. We, the Cabinet and the Parliament, make the laws. Not you. Because these laws have been approved by the Staatstag and the Staatsrat, they must be considered the will of the people. Nothing else than that. What you are currently doing, is blocking the will of the people,” the Chancellor said, already knowing that it was useless to convince the King of more modern stances towards abortion and homosexuality.
“But you are forgetting something as well,” the King said with a threatening tone in his voice the Chancellor had never heard before. “I am not obliged to sign. One way or the other, I am also one of the checks and balances of the Constitutional Monarchy. If the people want something that will harm the country, or something completely unethical, like in this case, and I am the only one seeing that, then it is my duty to prevent that from happening. I don’t want to see those laws again, Chancellor, and I don’t want to hear a lecture on constitutional law from you again, either. I hope you understand that. Is there anything else to discuss?”
“No, Your Majesty,” the Chancellor said, not knowing what to think.
“Good. Then I will ask my secretary to have you shown the way out,” the King said.
Horst Jörgens was the fifth Chancellor and the second Sociodemocratic Chancellor the King had cooperated with. Cooperating with the four previous Chancellors was not really problematic, apart from those two laws they kept on coming up with. Horst Jörgens was the first one with whom the King had trouble to cooperate with. And the King knew very well why. Jörgens was so incredibly much convinced of himself being in the right. That other Sociodemocratic Chancellor also knew it all so well, but at least he was open for discussions. Jörgens was definitely not. The King even had the feeling that he was against the Monarchy. Unfortunately, it was politically impossible to form a coalition without him.
Today the meeting with the Chancellor escalated. The King felt obliged to show that he was the King. And he would force Jörgens out of his position when needed, although he would not like it at all to do something like that with the political leader of the biggest political party of the country.
Then again. Those two laws. Jörgens’s predecessors, nota bene Christiandemocrats, had already harrassed the King with those two laws. Every week again those two laws. The fact that it was the will of the people did not make it good laws. If you sleep with each other, then you must take all consequences. Well, OK, except death. And sex was something between man and woman. That was the design. Who are humans to change that? In any case, they are not God.