Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industry

[Mergogne]

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USSK Office of Culture and Media​

Welcome! The Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industry is the largest producer and distributor of Kryobaijani-themed memorabilia. We feature a wide selection of charming, inexpensive gifts and souvenirs that will help bring a little bit of the USSK into your parlor or living room. Also, the proceeds from every purchase go towards Kryobaijani development projects! Bulk and special orders are welcome. Shipping and handling costs are not included. Please inquire with the USSK Office of Culture and the Media for return policies. No yaks were harmed in the production of these items.

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Yak plush toy - An adorable, timeless reproduction of Kryobaijan's national animal. Made from synthetic fibers. Great for the kids.
Price: €12.00

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Yak cheese - Delicious, savory yak cheese fresh from the herds of Zemlya Hleb. Not for the lactose intolerant, this exquisite culinary product is enjoyed all across Kryobaijan.
Price: €50.00 (per kilogram)

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Yak wool socks - Warm socks knitted from the highly-valued yak wool. The wool is known for its heat-retaining qualities, and these fine articles of footwear will be sure to prevent cold feet in the most frigid winters. Available in many styles and sizes.
Price: €24.00 (per pair)

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Snow cone - Fresh snow from the foothills of Derjiste. Many flavors to choose from. Overnight delivery available.
Price: €1.00 (one cone)

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Hammer - An essential tool for the proletariat (sickle sold separately).
Price: €15.00

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Sickle - An essential tool for the proletariat (hammer sold separately).
Price: €15.00

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T-shirts - Show your love of Kryobaijan! Available in many styles, with sizes from extra small to extra large. 100% pre-shrunk cotton, machine-wash warm.
Price: €10.00 (each)

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KPA officer's cap - A timeless Kryobaijani military collectible. Glass head not included.
Price: €20.00

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Kryobaijani Vodka - Handcrafted in the USSK's finest distilleries, Kryobaijani vodka is a premier brand for the most discriminating connoisseurs.
Price: €20.00

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Kryobaijani Condoms - They taste like the motherland.
Price: €10.00 (box of 24)

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9K34 Strela-3 MANPAD - Probably non-firing.
Price: €500.00

 

[Holy Frankish Empire]

OOC I wish I could buy the revolution shirt and not have to pay to have it specially made.

 

[Rheinbund]

OOC: Your sense of humor is phantastic, Kryo

IC: Several Eiffellandian play toy shops are interested in selling the yak plush toy in Eiffelland. There are also some delicacy shops who think that there is a market for yak cheese.

 

[Socialist Commonwealth]

OOC: Derjiste Snow Cone. Now again available in "classic non-nuclear".

 

[Mergogne]

USSK Office of Culture and Media

The Kryobaijani government is pleased to see the possibility for a market in Eiffelland. We would very much like to see such aforementioned Kryobaijani products retailed overseas, and will work towards such an arrangement.

 

[Serbovia]

OOC:I lold.

Association of Producers of Serbovian Vodka

Naturally, we assert the superior status of traditional Serbovian vodka in every possible way.

Regards,
Milan Janovic,
Chairman, APSV, Komoran Vodka

 

[Wieserreich]

KIW Investment Group is interested in freely trading non-illegal products of your shop for sale in Wiese, including cheese, socks, and the Yak plush. Purchase of Wieser products in exchange will be graciously taken into account for future cross-border relations. Vodka and condoms can be imported by other companies.

Rheinmetall AG, producer of the Rheinmetall YAK armoured vehicle, would like to arrange a deal to give away some free Yak plushes with each armoured vehicle sold, and thus make for a bulk order of 300 Yak plushes.

 

[Touzen]

Nokanawa Animation

Following your recent business proposal, Nokanawa Animation is highly intrigued about the offer to bring yak merchandise to an even greater audience across all of Europe. We also wish to assure the Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industry that we have full confidence in the quality of the products offered. As such, we would be thrilled to see this business realized.

 

[Havenshire]

Makai Ministry of Commerce

In conjunction with the Ministry of Tourism, we would be interested in bulkbuying a range of Kyrobaijani merchandise, to be re-vendoured at a Kyrobaijan-themed Hotel called the Gulag Deluxe. We feel retailing authentic KPA officer caps, T-shirts, Hammers, Sickles(signed perhaps, by famous veterans of the Great Revolutionary War?) Snow cones and of course the iconic Yak Plushie would complete the AuthenticTM experience of staying inside a Communist Prison Camp in complete luxury.

 

[Kelas]

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

As a precursor to the Kelasian state visit to Kryobaijan, we would welcome the sale of you national goods in Kelas provided they pass our safety regulations. Soon children all over Kelas will be squealing with delight over their yaks.

 

[Mergogne]

Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industries

Following the unfortunate and shortsighted termination of our Oikawan contracts due to political meddling by the Imperial government, Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industry would be pleased to establish a business relationship with both Kelas and the Makai Islands, as per both of their proposed arrangements.

 

[Mergogne]

Kryobaijani National Souvenir Industries

Now for a limited time only, 1/2 off on all yak plushy orders! Unfortunately, due to recent shipping insurance-rate negotiations, we are unable to fulfill orders to Warr at this time.

 

[Warre]

[ooc; <3 ]