Miroslavan Central State News

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Let us make it clear, here and now, that the Miroslavan navy shall not be tolerated if it sets course for Boliatur and it shall expect measures beyond the stupidity it intends on whoring itself on in order to live up to its insipid standards. Miroslavl will regret this move more than it ever envisaged and shall bear the wholesale consequences of its move in a resplendent fashion.

Hearing previously heard such descriptions of my country as 'satanic' causes great jollity and reams of laughter here in the Imperium as this is quite obviously the workings of a regime possessed of immense stupidity and insanity. In our magnitude, it is one that we have let be as its cacophonous spiel echos only within the little world concocted by the ideologist cranks that inhabit power within Volodymr. Even the recent announcement by the propagandist rag-piece that is Miroslavan Central State News does not alter this reality, the agency a tool for Volodymr and operated on the ground by cowed journalists and overseen by vapid state officials. Miroslavan Central State News feeds hoodwinkery to a cowed populace who, in heart-rendering fashion, are not allowed to know about the realities of the outside world. In that quintessential essence, Miroslavl is little better than the Boliaturian regime that it has suddenly decided to get behind though to its credit, it has a little more strike. But the mere echoing has taken on a new twist and it is not one that shall be taken lightly.

Miroslval shall reap what it has sown. Upon the trickling out of the move by Volodymr to follow the dictats of its communist superiors in Rijeka in a desperation to follow the trends and keep it floating lest it becomes submerged beneath the over-whelming thrust of communists to ally themselves to post-delegationist entities, itself a supreme irony, the Imperial forces shall react in suit and much beyond. The Third and Fourth Jutish Fleets shall be dispatched henceforth to counter this move, a move that will deal by the smiting of Volodymr. Almost seventy percent of naval forces from Media shall be withdrawn and also despatched, in an advance guard, with immediate orders to cross the Sea of Sindh into the straits directly towards Volodymr, through international waters. Unless Miroslavl desists and retracts, we shall specifically target Volodymr, the capital of Miroslavl, Kamyshin-Zernovsk, and all betwixt. The Third Jutish Fleet shall be ordered to help buttress this policy by blockading the Sindh to seepage of vessels from Miroslaval and to counter the interaction of forces seeking to support Miroslavl. Let it be known that any targetting of Volodymr and Kamyshin-Zernovsk shall be exacted in precision and, if it is deemed required, a full invasion of the capital and the mainland shall be ordered.

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HR. HENRIK JOACHIM WESTERVELD

FOREIGN MINISTER OF THE GREAT DANISH IMPERIUM

 

[Miroslavl]

WAR!
Late yesterday evening the vile regimes of Swiecziema and Danmark issued declarations of war against the Soviet Republic, citing wicked desires for slaves and child sacrifices. The Premier and the State Advisory Committee have announced a full wartime mobilization, along with emergency evacuations of civilians from the southern White Sea coast and Polyarnoye in the Soviet Republic of Khitai. We have been authorized to report that the men and women of the Miroslavan People's Revolutionary Army have already begun their counter-offensive against the Mezhist Union, with support from the Miroslavan People's Air Force. The Miroslavan People's Navy will also be setting sail later today to defend the Soviet Republic against the Satanic Danes.

As per wartime protocols, Central State News will largely cease operations at this time to avoid accidental release of critical information. We hereby wish God's blessings upon the men and women of the Miroslavan Soviet Armed Forces as they march to defend the Soviet Republic against Satano-fascist aggression.

In the name of God and the Divine World Revolution, this is Miroslavan Central State News.

 

[Miroslavl]

Soviet Republic Mourns Death of Premier
Miroslavan Central State News is temporarily returning to operation to bring you this special report.

Tragedy has left all of Miroslavl in morning today as Premier Iosif Miroslava, the Soviet Republic's founder and dearest leader, died after suffering a heart attack yesterday on October 7th, 1952. The late Premier is scheduled to be succeeded by his son, Generalissimus of the Soviet Republic Ivan Miroslava, who is currently commanding the Miroslavan Soviet Armed Forces in their counterattack against the Prime Enemy in the north. The Generalissimus was unavailable for comment, as was his sister, Serzhant Ekaterina Miroslava, who is currently concluding her final year of mandatory service in the Miroslavan Red Guard.

In more heartening news, reports from the front indicate that the heroic men and women of the Miroslavan People's Revolutionary Army have made significant breakthroughs all along the northern and western fronts, supported in the air by the Miroslavan People's Air Force. While no further information has been made available to Central State News, Miroslavan Soviet Armed Forces spokesmen have assured us that the Prime Enemy's forces are retreating on all fronts and that victory within the coming weeks seems assured. We will bring you more information when it is safely available.

 

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At the level of a simple human being, the Imperium sends its condolences to the former leader of Miroslavl and we communicate our sincerity in that regard. The death of anyone affects people in ways that are often unimaginable and we cannot be but reminded of that essential sad reality that avails itself to all of mankind.

With the decease of Premier Miroslava, we hope that a new dawn finds itself to open up on the whole of Miroslavl. We are well aware that the death of one of a close relative will no doubt have a significant bearing upon the newly-unveiled Generalissimus but we only hope that the new head of state ploughs a fresh furrow from that of recent times. Whether this occurs, only time will dictate. But it is indeed a time most opportune for the new leader to make his mark for the good of Miroslavl and the High East.

However, the late premier's passing, at least at this juncture, cannot and will not alter the course of the dispute that currently engages both our nations. Only a New Course directed by Generalissimus Miroslava, one more nuanced and less belligerent, can realistically cause that to happen. At the present time, my nation remains at war with Miroslavl which is a regrettable state of affairs but one that was, and still is, the consequence of the folly of the plethora of policies directed from outside our remit. In short, the Realm acted and continues to act as a result of the circumstances thrust upon us and Miroslavan policy begs many questions to be asked of it.

The Realm shall continue to remain in close cohort with our friends in the Mezhist Union and the state of affairs in Raigestan remain unaltered. For this to change, we call on the virgin leader of Miroslavl to make the move to initiate conference with both the Union and with the Realm.

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HR. HENRIK JOACHIM WESTERVELD

FOREIGN MINISTER OF THE GREAT DANISH IMPERIUM

 

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INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS DIRECTORATE​

From: The Office of the General Secretary of the Upper Swieczieman Federative Mezhist Republic and the Office of the Hegemon of the Lower Swieczieman Confederative Mezhist Republic

This is a clear sign from the heavens above that Communist Miroslavan victory is impossible. Cease all of these unwarranted hostilities and return to your own lands and territories. There is still time to save the lives of your soldiers, who your late Premier has used as pawns for his greedy purposes. Further aggression will not be tolerated by the Mezhist Union and will be dealt with using vicious force and extreme prejudice. This is your first, and final warning.

Benedykt Stukow, Jozef Grudzinski
General Secretary of the Upper Swieczieman Federative Mezhist Republic, Hegemon of the Lower Swieczieman Confederative Mezhist Republic

 

[Miroslavl]

Gold Star Weekly
'In Our Holy Motherland's Defense'
Monday, December 8th, 1952
To all the brothers and sisters of the glorious Miroslavan People's Revolutionary Army:

Our heroic and righteous offensive against the Prime Enemy has suffered setbacks last week following an unexpected Swieczieman counterattack in the area of Kobylin, where the 1st Shock Army Group was involved in heavy fighting after our sky-fairy comrades were forced back by the Mezhists and those new toys of theirs. Main Command believes this likely indicates a shift in Mezhist strategy and tactics, particularly as the Swiecziemans are also beginning to mount credible defenses against the 2nd as well (and of course you poor bastards in the 3rd have been stalled for weeks!), so we probably won't be enjoying the smooth sailing we've had so far, brothers. From now on we should probably expect the Prime Enemy to actually put up a significant fight.

This is, of course, great news. The fighting so far's been rather dull, wouldn't you agree brothers? If the Mezhists want to finally stand up and fight rather than scurry about like rats we might finally have some fun for once!

I know some of you have already experienced great hardship, brothers. You've seen comrades die around and even above you over the past few months. You've suffered discomfort and pain and even injury. Fear not! Pain and injury are temporary, and death only heralds an eternal heavenly reward for we faithful. Continue to trust in God and in your brothers, and let us finally meet these Swieczieman heathens face-to-face like men! Together we shall bring an end to the wickedness of our enemies, and in time we shall establish God's justice amongst all men and all nations.

And we will make sure that all Europa knows, now and forever, that we are The Strongest!

Godspeed, brothers!
-Marshal of the Soviet Republic Georgi Chapayev



(OOC: The above was an internal Miroslavan People's Revolutionary Army publication, posted for OOC examination only. Please do not attempt to respond to it ICly, as it was not a public Miroslavan Central State News broadcast.)

 

[Miroslavl]

---FIELD REPORT---
DATE: 9/12/1952
FROM: MIROSLAVAN PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY ARMY 1ST SHOCK ARMY GROUP 1ST ARMORED CAVALRY DIVISION COMMANDER MAJOR GENERAL PAVEL NOVIKOV
TO: MIROSLAVAN SOVIET ARMED FORCES MAIN COMMAND

Those idiots in the Air Force have fucked up. As per previous orders 1st Armored Cav. and the 3rd Armored Corps attempted to outflank the Swieczieman forces near Krajenka in order to relieve overall pressure on the 1st Shock. 1st Armored Cav. slipped into position undetected and was ready to fall upon the enemy from behind when those sky-fairies went and started a furball right over our heads. So of course the Swiecziemans noticed we were there, and the entire plan went to shit. I've pulled what's left of 1st Armored Cav. back to the rear lines and the 3rd Armored Corps is now in dire need of replacement forces before they lose all combat effectiveness.

Whose bright idea was it to send those flyboys in early? The MPAF wasn't supposed to move into that area until all our forces were in position. And it was my understanding that the Trans-Swieczieman Railway was supposed to be left intact for our later use. Well, that certainly isn't going to happen anytime soon now.



---REPLY---
DATE: 9/12/1952
FROM: MIROSLAVAN SOVIET ARMED FORCES MAIN COMMAND
TO: MIROSLAVAN PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY ARMY 1ST SHOCK ARMY GROUP 1ST ARMORED CAVALRY DIVISION COMMANDER MAJOR GENERAL PAVEL NOVIKOV

The Premier-Generalissimus gave orders for the strike directly to the MPAF. Main Command was not consulted. Please direct any complaints regarding the change of plans to him.