Lord Johann Odessof: Indeed Your majesty, you do seem to be a kind person from everything the non Integralist Portusgalians I talked with told me. And Your Majesty's acceptance has proved them more than right. And about the Inegralists neither I nor any of the Royal Court including the Emperor ever took them too seriously. Mainly because they Spent most of their time drinking or crying about their lost glories. Speaking of which Portusgalia seems to have quite a rich history. Would Your Majesty care to give me a little summary?
Portusgalian King's Funeral
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The Queen goes to the small bar and serves two shots of Port Wine... D. Constança was a women of short words, direct speech and fast thinking.
Queen D. Constança I: Hooo dear... I bet those gargoyles said to you... Well let me see, that I'm a slave owner, and i use slaves for sexual pleasure, is that correct? Or the new scuttlebutt on an affair with a Secretary of State? Please Your Excelency, I'm 60 years old, I'm almost a grandmother by this age... And no, I'm in good shape because i eat vegetables, breed good air, drink socially, that doesn't mean I'm a vampire has some of them say to the people. I have hemorrhoids by the way, Vampires have always good health, and aren't day walkers...
Mambo-Jambus Your Excelency, I just admire you for one thing... To live all these years with this depressing bigots and not turn in to crazy. I believe now why the call you "The Talking Parrot" here in Lisbon, you must have a diabolic power of argumentation to sustain a simple conversation with those fancy red necks...
A summary? This damn land is all about History, if i was here to told you the History of this land you probably get out of here an old men... *laughs* The problem of this country isn't Past, it is the Present, because future has none!!!
Queen D. Constança I: Hooo dear... I bet those gargoyles said to you... Well let me see, that I'm a slave owner, and i use slaves for sexual pleasure, is that correct? Or the new scuttlebutt on an affair with a Secretary of State? Please Your Excelency, I'm 60 years old, I'm almost a grandmother by this age... And no, I'm in good shape because i eat vegetables, breed good air, drink socially, that doesn't mean I'm a vampire has some of them say to the people. I have hemorrhoids by the way, Vampires have always good health, and aren't day walkers...
Mambo-Jambus Your Excelency, I just admire you for one thing... To live all these years with this depressing bigots and not turn in to crazy. I believe now why the call you "The Talking Parrot" here in Lisbon, you must have a diabolic power of argumentation to sustain a simple conversation with those fancy red necks...
A summary? This damn land is all about History, if i was here to told you the History of this land you probably get out of here an old men... *laughs* The problem of this country isn't Past, it is the Present, because future has none!!!
Rheinbund
Established Nation
Schloss Charlottenburg
Trier, Eiffelland
Our condolences to the Royal Family in Exile of Portusgalia. Unfortunately, My father, Emeritus-King Heinrich, and my mother, Emeritus-Queen Alienora, would like to attend the funeral.
King Albrecht III von Dietz-Hadamar, King of Eiffelland and Grand-Duke of Nichtstein
Trier, Eiffelland
Our condolences to the Royal Family in Exile of Portusgalia. Unfortunately, My father, Emeritus-King Heinrich, and my mother, Emeritus-Queen Alienora, would like to attend the funeral.
King Albrecht III von Dietz-Hadamar, King of Eiffelland and Grand-Duke of Nichtstein
We'll make sure to keep a place for them Your Majesty and we thank you for your kindness.
Lord Johann Odessof: *laughs* So that's what they call me? Nice, I like it. Anyway let's just say that the Emperor talked to them mostly, though he needed a loooot if Vodka and Tyvian whine to take that, and he isn't the drinking type! Though from what I heard they didn't say such vile things they just referred to Your Majesty's policies, or if they did they said so in Portusgalian, a language that I sadly, or hopefully in our case, do not speak. They were some of the most snobby people I have ever known so talking to them was like talking to the Emperor in my early days in the court. Well let's hope they can convince bears to refer to them by their title because that's the only one they'll talk to in New Volgdova. From what I hear this country has quite a bright future ahead, most people seem very optimistic. I should take note of Your Majesty's actions so that Emperor Demetrius can follow them some day, though since he isn't all that young anymore either I think that his son will probably be the one to do so.
D. Constança: Ohhh really? Probably it was the vodka then, they aren't used to it. Alcohool does miracles...
Snoby? They still live in the 18th century, what do you expect? I'm just shocked that they dont like wigs... and crochet shirts!
Lord Johann Odessof, do you use pink glasses or is this all about flattering me? Optimistic this country... *looks at the window*
Queen D. Constança I: Just look, these guys still live in the Dark Ages, they are just sad. I will assume that you are talking about our Provinces in Hymiar...
The Queen starts laughing in evil tone...
Queen D. Constança: Take notes? He is a Paternal Autocrat for God sake, a dark age dictator! Don't say, He got disgusted by the Integralists and woke up do the Liberal Era!?
That was D. Constança, the true bitchy bitch landowner business woman with little of Queen on her... Direct speech, never outspoken.
Snoby? They still live in the 18th century, what do you expect? I'm just shocked that they dont like wigs... and crochet shirts!
Lord Johann Odessof, do you use pink glasses or is this all about flattering me? Optimistic this country... *looks at the window*
Queen D. Constança I: Just look, these guys still live in the Dark Ages, they are just sad. I will assume that you are talking about our Provinces in Hymiar...
The Queen starts laughing in evil tone...
Queen D. Constança: Take notes? He is a Paternal Autocrat for God sake, a dark age dictator! Don't say, He got disgusted by the Integralists and woke up do the Liberal Era!?
That was D. Constança, the true bitchy bitch landowner business woman with little of Queen on her... Direct speech, never outspoken.
Lord Johann Odessof: I am not fluttering Your Majesty it is simply a matter of perspective. You see they seem optimistic to a man who comes from an icy and cold excuse for a country while to a Mediterranean person such as Your Majesty they may seem gloomy, compared to what they're like when they are happy. Emperor Demetrius' Policy is also a matter of perspective; to a freedom loving country like yours he may seem like a tyrant, and while he is indeed quite the Autocrat, much like anything or anyone else in Vallkanian society, his policies and reforms we could not have imagined in previous decades. And his son is on the same path as him, with many saying he is going to bring even more radical reforms to Westernize and modernize our nation. And I assure you the Integralists were only a tool to him as they completely disgusted him. Like any other Valkanian Emperor he seeks to benefit his own country regardless of the consequences to other states. Had he not considered them profitable in any matter he would have never accepted them in the first place. Now, could Your Majesty please tell me more of this Hymiar, Your Majesty just spoke of?
And that was High Lord Johann Odessof, a truly cunning and smart man whose countless years of experience in foreign courts, diplomacy and internal governance made him the master of any conversation he engaged in, not easily outfoxed and very adept at outfoxing others.
And that was High Lord Johann Odessof, a truly cunning and smart man whose countless years of experience in foreign courts, diplomacy and internal governance made him the master of any conversation he engaged in, not easily outfoxed and very adept at outfoxing others.
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Queen D. Constança I: Anyone can use a costume... The main difference if it is of a clown of a mime... Don't make a smokescreen Lord Johann Odessof I'm in power since 1928. I've saw many things, spoken to many powerfull men. Try that speech with Marshal Côrte-Real, he believes too much on the goodness of the human being. I... Don't!
The Queen drinks a shot of Port wine...
D. Constança: Hymiar, the great continent. I lived all my life there before I came into this cold hick country. Cape Ventura, Equatorial Hymiar, Mozambia and Bangala... Does that says smothing to you? They where the former colonies of Portusgalia, I rise them into "Colonial Provinces" and finnaly forced the Government to dissolve the ministry of overseas. That long standing bounder ministry was a no good for nothing crap. A symbol of denial of civil and political rights, it lies now "10 feet underground". But what is your interest in Hymiar now Lord Johann Odessof? After all this years you are late for the "Hymiar race"...
The Queen is insinuating that Emperor Demetrius is looking for colonies in Hymiar, thats why she said "Hymiar Race" relating this to the 17 to 19th century Vestrasian-Portusgalian wars for Hymiar, wars that Portusgalia always survived... The Portusgalian subconsciously find themselves the owners of the Hymiarish continent.
The Queen drinks a shot of Port wine...
D. Constança: Hymiar, the great continent. I lived all my life there before I came into this cold hick country. Cape Ventura, Equatorial Hymiar, Mozambia and Bangala... Does that says smothing to you? They where the former colonies of Portusgalia, I rise them into "Colonial Provinces" and finnaly forced the Government to dissolve the ministry of overseas. That long standing bounder ministry was a no good for nothing crap. A symbol of denial of civil and political rights, it lies now "10 feet underground". But what is your interest in Hymiar now Lord Johann Odessof? After all this years you are late for the "Hymiar race"...
The Queen is insinuating that Emperor Demetrius is looking for colonies in Hymiar, thats why she said "Hymiar Race" relating this to the 17 to 19th century Vestrasian-Portusgalian wars for Hymiar, wars that Portusgalia always survived... The Portusgalian subconsciously find themselves the owners of the Hymiarish continent.
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Lord Johann Odessof: I assure you it was only a personal question of mine. Valkany only looks to the north for colonies and our recent addition of New Volgdova has us satisfied for now. Should we want any southern colonies we would have no interest in a prolonged colonial war, especially in territory so hostile and unfamiliar to us. We already have enough trouble in Gamadia with those Aptoglians as it is... Anyway speaking of New Volgdova would you like to know anything about any of our colonial holdings?
D. Constança I: Excelent... Send my must sincere regards to Your Imperial Majesty, Lord Johann Odessof.. I call your Embassador if something requires your attention. It was a pleasure meeting you, finnaly I find someone interesting, I'm sick of naifs that came here with beutifull speeches, it is always interesting to speak with an old fox.
Lord Johann Odessof: The pleasure was all mine, finally someone with whom I could pleasantly chat with while facing a real challenge! And speaking of foxes, the feeling is mutual Your Majesty.
The funeral was discrete, exiled portusgalian, Vestralnd, Galich and other nations attended at the funeral. D. Duarte after the funeral give a buffet to all the people that attended.
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OCC: Actually people from Vestralnd, Galich and other nations attended it XD
OOC: So sorry, i forgot that! 
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