le Saint-Corse Observateur

[Corsica]

One month after the parliamentary elections, the Parliament continue their debate on Church Reform, but they are split on the issue. The Parti réformiste was able to gain 53 new seats in parliament after the last election, which increased their amount of seats to 143, impressive but not enough to give them the 151 votes needed for an absolute majority. Parti réformiste was able to win their new seats with promises of economic reform, but recently the party has been taken over by prominent Protestants; so instead of focusing on economic reforms like they promised the people, they are looking to reform the Catholic Church in Corsica and make it Protestant. Parti réformiste is looking towards the Nouveau parti vert for help in implementing the Church reforms, this would boost the number of votes to 165.

His Most Catholic Majesty, the Holy King Jean-Pierre VII God's Chosen Defender of the Faith and the Holy See, states this morning that the "Rebels" in parliament are "going against the will of the people and most importantly the will of our Almighty Lord God." A recent poll of the Christian citizens in Corsica, show that his Catholic Majesty is correct, 77% of people don't want reform, while 20% do want reform. About the issue, Prince Ryan Rion the Prime Minister, of the Royal Rion Family, says "the only way to have true reform in this great nation is to steer away from the Catholic Church." His Most Catholic Majesty responded by saying, "If the Prime Minister was not my cousin, he would be cleaning the toilets in the royal palace."

 

[Corsica]

Last night Prince Ryan Rion declared that an agreement has finally been reached between the parti reformista and the nouveau parti vert, if they back the reform, then the parti reformista will support anything that the nouveau parti vert wants. Prime Minister Rion says that the vote will be held on Saint Pierre's day, which celebrates when the royal Rion family and their allies saved the Pope from pirates and he gave them the island of corsica as reward, this annoucement caused protests to form immediately at the gates of the parliament building.
On his mission trip to feed the poor of Corsica, the most beloved Cardinal Rousseau says for the people to have faith and that God will steer the the Holy Kingdom of Corsica back to the Catholic Church.

 

[Baetica]

It is Unfortunate to hear that false promises were used to gain political office only to impose their own personal political agenda. The power of the governed is derieved from the will of the people. I am unsure how your system of elections works but is there no way for the people of your Kingdom to have a recall vote and hold a new elections only an inquiry. in any case the Kingdom of Baetica wishes the best of luck in this situation your people and Kindom face

Prime Minister of the Presdium
Antonio Escalantes

 

[Corsica]

In this special edition of le saint-corse observateur, we will take a look at the life of one of the most beloved members of the Holy Kingdom of Corsica...Cardinal Henri Rousseau. He was born in Liege in 1967, and he is the illegitimate son of the late King Francis V, the grandfather of the Holy King Jean-Pierre VII, and Caroline Rousseau, a relative of Enjolras Rousseau. King Fracis V left Liege before the Cardinal was born, so for 3 years his mother raised him until her untimely death, at which point King Franci V took him in and brought him to Corsica, where he was raised to become, at that time, the newborn Prince Francis VI's, personal servant. When King Francis V died in 1979, King Francis VI decided to place him in the seminary and he was on the track to becoming a clergyman at age 12. When King Francis VI died in 1992, due to an unforeseen illness, the Holy King Jean-Pierre VII became king and when he took full control of his throne in 2000, at the age of 16, he made his uncle the Archbishop of Avignon at the age of 33. From that time on he has truly lived a Christian life, as Archbishop he visited the dying at the hospital giving them their last rites, personally feeding and clothing the homeless, visited soldiers from all over the world (no matter what country they are from), building houses for those who lost there's, and going to Parliament to speak on behave those in need, etc. In only 7 years he was honored with the title of Cardinal, it is even said that whenever the current Pope dies, he is sure become the next Pope, even though he is only 45 years old. Today he stands with the people in front of the Parliament building, waiting for tomorrow's vote on the church reforms.

 

[Corsica]

Dear Prime Minister Antonio Escalantes,

There is no way to recall the Parliament's vote, once a bill passes, it must become law. This process has been the tradition of the Holy Kingdom of Corsica since the Parliament was put in place over 200 years ago. We can just hope that the Parliament hears the cries of the people outside their gates and not pass the bill; I'm sure that if it does passes, then we face a full blown riot and possibly a rebellion. If all this is in God's plan, then there is nothing that we can do to stop it.

Alphonse Dubois
Ministère des Affaires étrangères,
The Holy Kingdom of Corsica

 

[Liege]

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

While I am not one to question what the almighty has planned for us; a government can still take actions against those that would do harm; to the faith, the state, and the people. I urge your king, or whomever to right any wrongs that may happen due to your liberal Parliament. With what is happening in Jurzan with the orthodox Christians, I am weary as to what may happen if Catholic power is weakened in Corsica, which near surrounds the Holy See. I would urge Cardinal Myriel to go to your Parliament, alas he is busy worry about heretics. So, I have already convinced Cardinal Simon, bishop of Noyon journey to your kingdom; to try to talk some sense into your elected leaders. Hopefully he and the church leadership will when the day.

Llewellen Hall
Minister of Foreign Affairs

 

[Corsica]

Thank you for sending the Cardinal, the Holy Kingdom of Corsica will gladly welcome him with open arms. At this time of trouble we need as much help from the men of God as possible, hopefully they can talk sense into our Parliament.

Alphonse Dubois
Ministère des Affaires étrangères,
The Holy Kingdom of Corsica

 

[Corsica]

KING DISSOLVES PARLIAMENT!!!!

Today is Saint Pierre's Day, which means today is the day Prince Ryan Rion has promised that a vote on the church reforms will happen. Over 300,000 people have gathered outside the gates of the and inside the city of Avignon singing the national anthem of Corsica, which has many religious overtones, with Cardinal Rousseau right up front. After a long day of vigorous debating between the Parti Réformiste and the Parti Conservateur, a motion to vote on the bill was passed. Before votes could be passed, however, his Most Catholic Majesty, the Holy King Jean Pierre VII God's Chosen Defender of the Faith and the Holy see opened the doors to the Parliament building and marched into the room where the meeting was being held. the Holy King Jean Pierre VII annouced, "I now exercise my right as the King of Corsica and dissolve Parliament. New elections will be held at a later date. I also renounce Ryan Rion's royal title and his royal lands. Good day everyone and may God have mercy on your souls." He then marched out to tune of cheers from one side and anger from the other. Once news reached the people they all praised God and Cardinal Rousseau led the crowd in pray. After the pray, the King then made an announcement to the people, "The Holy Kingdom has always been Catholic and it will always be Catholic...God wills it!!!" There has been no set time for the new elections, but for now the people of Corsica can be at ease and live in peace.

 

[Liege]

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We in our Republic are glad that the Faith has been preserved in the Holy Kingdom. We will look forward to a Parliament being enacted that will better serve the people and our God. Your king will certainly be seen as a hero of the true religion.

Llewellen Hall
Minister of Foreign Affairs

 

[Corsica]

Ex-Prime Minister Bashes the Catholic Church and the King!!

After 10 days of peace after the Parliament was dissolved, Ryan Rion, the ex-prime minister and ex-prince, has come into the limelight and made remarks about the night the Parliament was dissolved. Ryan Rion came into the news agency, smelling like alcohol, asking for an interview and this is what he had to say:
"I was doing the will of the people; the only way that our people can be free is if they leave the tyrannical Catholic Church. They say that they're there for the people, but really they want to control the people. The biggest example of the Church controlling the people was the night of the vote, 300,000 brainwashed people standing outside the gates of the parliament building, chanting against freedom. The so called father sits in his chair telling people what to think, the people must be set free and create their own relationship with God. The King is just a tool of the Pope, he does what the Pope says. The King is also just as bad as the Pope; do you really think that new elections will be held for Parliament? No, he wants absolute power. He says that he's doing God's work, but really he's doing his own work for his own selfish goals. You worship as a hero today, but soon enough you will wake and see what he really is...the antichrist. If you guys really want to do God's work, come find me and we will rebel against this so called Holy King and we will win, before it is too late and he leads us all to Hell."

 

[Corsica]

Thank you Mr. Hall for your kind remarks, I always do what's best for the Catholic faith and the Catholic people and when I dissolved Parliament, I knew that was the only way to protect the Church; we cannot have the enemies of the Church get so close to the Holy see. I promise that the new Parliament will be a true representation of the faith and the people; the people will not be fooled again.

The Holy King Jean-Pierre VII of Corsica
God's Chosen Defender of the Faith and the Holy See

 

[Northern Cooperative Unions]

BOLIATURIAN FOREIGN COUNCIL, CITIZEN'S COUNCIL
MINISTRY OF EXTERNAL AFFAIRS
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The Boliaturian citizenry and Citizen's Council sees the situation in the Corsican island as one of peculiar interest - they see that if the people's voice is heard, perhaps a society based on the people and for the people shall be founded, and perhaps in the name of the only true and best form of government Post-Delegationism. However, Boliatur's agenda still demands the locality of peoples in the surrounding Toyou. Boliatur will stand by any peoples that claim that they support the ideology of Post-Delegationism and the spread of the ideology, and thus has denounced the King of Corsica and Pope of Corsica.​

 

[Corsica]

The people of Corsica strongly support it's Holy King and the Holy See; the King's of Corsica have never treated the people of Corsica wrongly, they have always steered them towards God and prosperity. His Most Catholic Majesty, The Holy King Jean-Pierre VII, God's Chosen Defender of the Faith and the Holy see will not have another nation tell the people of Corsica what is right for them, we saw what happened when our own nation's Parliament tried to force something upon them that they did not want. So go ahead denounce the Holy King and the Pope, our people will still support them wholeheartedly.

Alphonse Dubois
Ministère des Affaires étrangères,
The Holy Kingdom of Corsica

 

[Corsica]

Murder!!!

After a long night of fishing, Robert Moreau found the boby of Ryan Rion, the former Prime Minister, washed up on the beach, "I was packing up my fishing gear, when all of a sudden I saw a large object wash up on the beach. I thought to myself, 'now that's a large fish'. So I walked over to look at it when I noticed that it was wearing clothes and I got closer and realized that it was Ryan Rion. I leave my cell phone at home when I go fishing so that no one disturbs me, so I drug him further onto the beach and then I ran to my car and drove to the police station. All this happened around 4 in the morning."

The crime scene investigators confirm that the body is in fact Ryan Rion and that he was stabbed 15 times in the back. We talked to Detective Andre Fortier, who is now in charge of the investigation, "There is no suspects at this time, but after the comments that he made about the Church and the King, it would not be a surprise if he has a lot of enemies. Who knows, maybe his party turned on him after he failed to carry out the reforms. When we get more information, we will make sure to let the people of Corsica know."

When told about the death of his cousin, his Most Catholic Majesty, The Holy King Jean-Pierre VII had this to say. "My cousin was an idiot and a danger to the Catholic faith, if his death was in God's plan, then so be it, there's no need to worry about it."

Ryan Rion's wife, Danielle Rion, says that a funeral will be held as soon as the Police releases his body.

 

[Corsica]

On the day that the body of the former Prime Minister, Ryan Rion, was found, a person claiming to have witnessed the murder of Ryan Rion called the headquaters of le Saint-Corse Observateur at 11:00 pm from a pay phone. He would not talk to anyone, but Olivier Girard, the only Protestant reporter at le Saint-Corse Observateur. When asked why he did not want to talk to anyone else or why did he not go directly to the Police he said, "I can't trust a Catholic with this information or the Police, especially the Police, they work for the government and I believe that the government is involved."

The witness did not give his name and asked that no more questions would be asked, he then went own to tell Olivier what he saw on the night of the murder. "Write all of this that I say and please share this story in tomorrow's news. I was out taking a walk by the piers of Avignon at midnight, trying to clear my head, that's what I do when I have something important I have to complete for work or when there's just something on my mind. I then saw a car pull up next to one of the piers, this was unusual because I'm always the only one at the piers when I take my walks. So, me being the paranoid person I am, I hid behind a dumpster. I then saw 2 masked men get out of the front of the car and the bigger one who was sitting in the passenger's seat opened the trunk and grabbed a man who was tied up. The big man stood up the tied up man, the smaller masked man then said something as he stood behind the tied up man, he then took out a knife and began to stab the tied up man. After he was done the bigger man picked up the dead man and threw him off the pier into the water. They then got into the car and drove down the road that was right beside where I was hiding, the passenger had taken his mask off by that time and I got a good look at the big man. It was Leon Blanc, a current member of the king's guard. So see I couldn't have went to the police, they're probably part of this murder as well."

He mysterious witness then hung up without saying his name. We at le Saint-Corse Observateur called the police right after this phone call and told them what was said. We then called the office of His Most Catholic Majesty's personal guard and they said that Leon Blanc has recently gone missing and hasn't reported to duty since he last went on leave.

We at le Saint-Corse Observateur will not be making any accusations, but we believe that it is our duty as a news agency to let the people know all of the facts.

 

[Corsica]

Ryan Rion's Funeral Annouced

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Last evening, the police nationale released the body of the former Prime Minister Ryan Rion to his wife, Danielle Rion.Danielle announced that the funeral will be held Sunday morning at 8:00 a.m. Ryan Rion may not have been a popular man with most of the citizens of Corsica, but with the Protestant citizens he has been considered a martyr.

We asked Danielle Rion what she thought about her husband's murder. "I believe that this was the doing of the King,you heard what the witness said, one of the guys who was involved with the murder of my husband was a member of the king's guard. The King knew that my husband was a threat to his authority, he knew that if Ryan had his way he would've set the people of Corsica free. That's all Ryan wanted, he knew that the only way the people could be free is if they controlled the church, not one man who is detached from the people's needs and sits on his throne in the Holy See.The Pope and the King just wants power, when will the elections for the parliament be? If it is left to the King to decide, then never. It's time for the people to wake up and take control away from the King, that is what my husband wanted. So if you want to come mourn a true defender of the faith, then come to my husbands funeral Sunday morning."

When asked about elections, his Most Catholic Majesty, The Holy King Jean-Pierre VII, God's Chosen Defender of the Faith and the Holy See, he said that they will be held at the end of this year and that "these things should not be rushed, we do not want another Parliament to rebel from the will of the people."

The people of Corsica still seem to support his Most Catholic Majesty; in a poll of Avignon citizens 62% support the Holy King, while 38% do not. The rest of Corsica overwhelmingly support the Holy King, with 89% saying they support him, while 11% do not.

17% of Corsica's population is made of Protestants and it is estimated that a large number of people will show up to Ryan Rion's funeral tomorrow.

 

[Danmark]

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Udenrigsministeriet
Kongeriket Store Danskerne

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M. Alphonse Dubois, Ministère des Affaires Étrangères, Sainte Royaume de Corse,

His Majesty's Danic Government is greatly concerned at the news of the death of the former Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Corsica, Ryan Rion, formerly Prince Rion.

It is imperative that the death of the former Prime Minister be investigated thoroughly and impartially as expected in all civilised societies and a due verdict pronounced upon his exact cause of death. Anything less is intolerable and a mark of incivility and an abominable act against all Christians throughout Europe, regardless of affliation.

We also wish to express our condolences to the family and, most particularly, the widow of the former Prime Minister as she struggles to come to terms with the premature death of her spouse and the difficult period she will experience as she comes to terms with her profound loss.

His Majesty's Danic Government shall be despatching a representative, the Danish Catholic and forensic scientist Gunner Storm, to investigate the series of events and report with full details of the events and upon the autopsy of the deceased. We fully anticipate that the authorities of the Holy Kingdom, guided as they are by Christian precepts and values of truth, honesty and openness, shall comply.

We have to report that the news of the death of the former Prime Minister has caused consternation among Danes and, most particularly, Danish Catholics who have expressed their sadness and outrage at the unfortunate death. There has been a considerable voice expressed by Danish Catholics that they are disappointed in the event and the news of the callous reaction to the death expressed by some high quarters.

There is consensus among most people that the Holy Kingdom needs to demonstrate transparency and openness in order to fully investigate the death and should do so to cure the doubts and suspicions of all civilised people.

We have to make it clear that failure to be comply will be perceived negatively from, in general consensus, Danish Catholics and all Danish Christians in the family of world-wide Christendom.

Similarly, His Majesty's Danic Government shall perceive non-compliance negatively and shall take appropriate measures.


Hr. Henrik Westerveld

His Majesty's Foreign Minister of the Kingdom of the Great Danes​

 

[Taley]

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The death of the former Prime Minister of Corsica, Ryan Rion, is of great sadness to his imperial majesty's government. We respect the sovereign laws of Corsica to find, prosecute, and try the criminals according to the sovereign laws of Corsica. We have faith in the Corsican judicial system to solve this crime and others outside this system respect Corsican laws and sovereignty, and to not interfere.

Carmine Gavallo
Vice Chancellor
Secretary of State​

 

[Corsica]

Attack at Rion's Funeral!!

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This morning at the former Prime Minister and former Prince's, Ryan Rion, funeral a large crowd showed up outside the cemetery, many there to mourn Ryan and many there to protest. Corsica's Police Nationale saw that this could be an issue so they mobilized their Riot squad to separate the two groups and to make sure the situation does not get out of hand. Police were also inside the cemetery to protect the friends and family of Ryan Rion.

The burial was going well without the crowds outside getting too out of hand, but then 5 men who posed as members of the Parti réformiste pulled out guns and began shooting into the crowd at the burial. The friends and family members began to run and the group of people outside also dispersed when they heard the shots. After a shootout, police Officers were able to capture 2 of the gunmen, 2 other gunmen were shot and killed, while one got away injured. Before the gunmen were subdued they killed 8 people, including a police officer, and injuring 32, including the former Prime Minister's wife.

It has been confirmed that one of the dead gunmen was in fact Leon Blanc, one of the men involved with the kidnapping and murder of Ryan Rion. The 2 captured gunmen have been identified as Alfred Lefevre, a former member of the Parti Conservateur, and Phillippe Roux, a former soldier of the Corsican Army.

When asked about the gunmen, lead detective Andre Fortier said that both gunmen have asked for their lawyer and refuse to talk until they arrive. "Neither of the gunmen have said anything since the shootout, however, based on our investigation of Leon Blanc, we believe that they belong to a Catholic extremist organization known as St. Micheal's Sword. I know that they have not been around for a long time, but we believe that with the recent church reform issue in Parliament they have decided to come back into the limelight. We will continue our investigation and welcome any help from other nations."

St. Micheal's Sword is known for their beliefs that all Christian groups that are not Catholic are heretics and therefore should be made to convert back to Catholicism with the threat of death. They are also known for the murder of the wealthy Protestant businessman, Henri Fournier and his family, and for the bombing of the Protestant church, Le Royaume de Dieu (The Kingdom of God) in 1965.

Cardinal Rousseau had this to say about the shootout, "even though the Catholics and Protestants of Corsica have had their differences over the years, the vast majority of Catholics do not support the actions of these gunmen and weep for those who died in this terrible shootout. These group of people, if they really are from St. Micheal's Sword, claim to be doing God's work, but they are terribly wrong, God does not call for the death of innocent people; God will punish these men for their awful deeds. I encourage the people of Corsica as good Christians to help the people who suffered from this tragedy in any way they can and I also encourage Christians all over the world to pray for the capture of the murderers that are still out there."

If anyone has any information regarding the group called St Micheal's sword please call the Police Nationale Headquarters in Avignon.

 

[Rheinbund]

Aussenministerium
Trier, Eiffelland

We strongly condemn the actions of the five gunmen during the funeral of Mr. Rion. They should have given the relatives and friends the opportunity to properly give the last honour to Mr. Rion, apart from the fact that his kidnapping and murder is disgusting. We also offer assistance to the government of Corsica to restore the order on the island.

Rudolph Kögler, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Vice-Chancellor