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Today (November 11th, 2024), carnival traditions such as ceremonies and rituals start in OTW, Hustle Orient.
Like every year, millions flock to the city to celebrate the cult excessively.
The city is then considered a hotspot for sin, lust, mockery and humor.

 

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(Article by Melissa Elena Antonella, chief journalist at otwmedia.)

"For several years it has paid off to maintain diplomatic neutrality and to present ourselves internationally as non-violently as possible. However, in view of the last few months, we cannot continue without risk, as the geopolitical situation has changed. We can no longer rely on others and hope for that , not to be attacked. Instead, the government should rethink the idea of being super pacifists. And may change into direction, starting a 'basic military service' and found a 'defense ministry'. By the way, in addition, our effeminate young men learn discipline."

 

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The law introduced by OTP regarding financing and planning of a defense strategy was passed today with a majority of 70%.
Afterwards, all party leaders made a press statement.

Andreas Wolf (OTP): "It was high time to counteract our military weakness. The law is the first step towards a strong republic."

Ludwig Rondell (STP): “We of course agree with our coalition partner on this. It is time to take responsibility for the safety of the citizens”

Maria Sophia Nois (FTP): "It is shameful to watch how we throw away our hard-won privilege of neutrality just because our Chancellor suddenly becomes paranoid. For him it is not about the security of the nation. It is all about his popularity, what a hypocrite!"

Mario Veratti (LTP): "We are against the establishment, but the proposed law makes perfect sense. That's why the Liberal fraction supports this project."

Gabriela Schmidt (GTP): "The law is absolutely unacceptable. As long as I am chairman of the Green Party, I will do everything in my power to reverse this law and declare it null and void."

 

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Even before the obligations of the military law, 1,148 men and 82 women already reported for military service. Of these, 590 people have previous knowledge and basic training from private companies at home and abroad. (10 engineers)(181 elite soldiers)(6 pilots)(5 captains)(85 sailors, seeman)
(2 surgeons)(5 doctors)(86 paramedics)(70 IT computer scientists, programmers, hackers, software developers). They're service starts with the entry into force of a Ministry of Defense and the subsequent swearing-in, which, according to experts and MPs, should take place in the next 2-3 days.

 

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Breaking News

Mass amounts of rain are flooding the north of OTW, causing flooding that has never occurred in this region since weather data was recorded in 1750. In 1935, a record rainfall of 150 liters per square meter per hour was measured. The current rainfall is 322 liters per square meter per hour, more than twice the previous record.

A relatively large area of low pressure has settled in the Alevi Mountains and has led to enormous flooding. Meteorologists explain this with the warm foehn from the south, which encounters cold in the mountains, causing the thunderstorm cell to discharge

15,000 people had to be evacuated from flood areas. Rivers overflow their banks due to the masses of water flowing from the mountains towards the ocean. In total, an estimated 80,000 households are currently affected by flooding. Half of these households are currently without power because the grid was damaged by flooding. The small town of Rust, with a population of 3,000, was flooded and cut off from the outside world. Rescue operations in the area are proving very difficult. In total, there are currently 7 official deaths and 450 people reported missing. The dark figure is reported by both meteorologists and the fire brigade. Emergency services are estimated to be at least 3 times as high. The forecasts assume that the liter per square meter peak will be reached in 5 hours.


A state of emergency applies to the north.

 

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Interview with Bundeskanzler Louis Chatterham
26 December
Ordo City


Melissa Elena Antonella, otwmedia
"Mr. Chancellor, why on earth are you actually inviting a terrorist to mass in our central district of our capital? Do you still have everything together? I'm not a security expert or so, but just take a look at the guy who's carrying a mask, I mean come on!?

BK Louis Chatterham
"Point 1, you are really not an expert in anything, because you just write stories, that depend on experts info's.
Point 2, the invitation did not come from the Foreign Ministry or my office. As far as I know, Cardinal Victoria invited him, which is his right.
Point 3, Personalized data is recorded upon entry and exit and then handed over to the Ministry of the Interior for processing. Apparently Urban posed no danger, otherwise he would have been refused entry. And as we later discovered, the authorities' prediction that he posed no danger was confirmed. The Minister of the Interior is responsible for stability and securing freedom of expression within the republic, and not the persecution of minorities or religious movements."

Melissa Elena Antonella, otwmedia
"Are you seriously telling me about freedom of expression, you tax thief ! I studied journalism and made otwmedia number 1 in the country, all in the name of free speech!...
While we're on the subject... are about 28 deaths also part of free expression from your point of view?! "

BK Louis Chatterham
"Terrorist atrocities and attacks, whether current or past, will of course be strictly condemned. Any threat to public security must be eliminated immediately through infiltration or other secret service methods.
Therefore, the threat scale in Ordo City, Venus, Hustle Orient is increased from level 0 to level 1 in order to maintain a minimum level of security. As far as the urbanites are concerned, however, we are not of the opinion that a blanket condemnation is effective."

Melissa Elena Antonella, otwmedia
“What does this mean, do you condemn this cult or not?”

BK Louis Chatterham
"Am I speaking Chinese or what's so difficult to understand when I say the government doesn't care about the interpretation of biblical texts. Do you want me to draw it?

 

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"Late Night Ron" is a television recording series in a talk show format. Produced by MediaInc.© in cooperation with ClowneryInc.© and will most likely appear live once a week on the otwmedia channel and take place in front of an audience.
Newcomer satirist clown, Ronnie Yessir moderates the broadcast.


(Excerpt from episode 1)

Live band, intro song...

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to LNR. Thank you for being there and tuning in to the first late night show in OTW.

My name is Ronnie Yessir, I'm a freelance artist and I'm bursting with joy that I got my own show. So don't switch off, for you it's just a button, but for me it's my dream so stick with it. And if that isn't clear enough. I have three hungry mouths to feed at home and a quota to fulfill in this studio! Just sit back, relax. (air kiss)

Enough of the self-criticism, let's get to today's topic: me! The producer of the show, Oskar Ficht, said I should choose something popular as the first topic. In his experience, something that is known and doesn't have a negative connotation is always well received, he said. Well, after a quick consultation with my ego, I decided to dedicate the first episode to myself.

As you have probably noticed, I exude immense self-confidence and attractiveness...
(silence, crickets chirping)

That's because I'm a part-time lion tamer at Circus Oops. The power of the lion also strengthened me.
(loud, long-lasting laughter breaks out)

Stop stop,cut! Why are you laughing now? So let's be honest, your timing is really bad! Please stand up, everyone who has ever seen one of my performances at Circus Oops. (One person in the audience stands up). Yes, you over there, tell me what you experienced. ("Aren't you that clown who threw up while strapped to that spinning wheel?") Um...? No...! And aren't you this one... Sit down!

 

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Articel by Melissa Elena Antonella

A new parliament will be elected in OTW on February 4th. The party with the most votes represents the office of Federal Chancellor, which is currently held by Louis Chatterham. It is currently unclear whether he will be able to stay in the highest office or be removed by his own party colleagues per intrigue. It is clear that the election campaign officially begins tomorrow. Then all parliamentary fraction leaders present their policies and their top candidates.

MP Andreas Wolf (OTP) will kick off the election campaign where he will present the first view of his programmatic on Friday January 16th at 10 p.m. on Late Night Ron.

So Ron's first studio guest will be an experienced political strategist who has a lot of know-how in public communication. Let's see if the clown can keep up. Tickets for the Lives show were already sold out in the pre-sale phase. The show will be broadcast tomorrow, as usual on otwmedia.

 

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Late Night Ron
(Live band intro song)

Ron: "Dear ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to LNR. Your evening filler. Today with a guest who probably only people who are over 70 years old know. He is known as the Chancellor's lap dog. Please join me in welcoming our guest, Andreas Wolf!"

(Restrained clapping, Wolf sits down on the red couch next to Ron)

Ron: "Mr. Wolf, welcome to LNR."

Wolf: "Thank you for the invitation, my family and I are big fans of your work. You even put a smile on my grumpy wife's face every week with your show. And that may mean something!"

Ron: "Apparently you're not capable of making Miranda happy. Should I also take over your job as chairman."

Wolf: "How do you know my wife's name?"

Ron: "I advised...now you want to tell us what gives us the honor of having you."

Wolf: "As you probably know, the new parliament will be elected on February 4th. I am here to convince the audience of my vision for the next legislative period. A republic that is on the rise again thanks to the leadership of the OTP. Should If we take first place again, I guarantee continued success as before."

Ron: "Continuing successes as before? To be more specific, do you mean for example the 'media only publishes what the otp likes to be published ', successes? Or rather the 'economy is in the basement but your own pockets are full' successes?"

Wolf: "By 'continued success as before' I mean domestic political stability, which the OTP has offered unshakably for four years. Just think of the last crises in which Louis Chatterham demonstrated his statesmanship. With him at the head of the state , no one needs to worry about economic or political uncertainties. Because people have no desire or time to deal with the opposition's interests. People want clarity, economic growth, jobs. Travel and freedom of expression. Not ideological blinders, like the Greens with their plan to raise taxes or some crappy speed limits. These are things that are being debated in parliament, but in my opinion they won't move the republic forward.

Ron: "The fact that the opposition is a thorn in their side has not gone unnoticed by any of our viewers. We'll now go into a short commercial break and will be right back. Stay tuned if you want to know how arrogant and prejudiced my guest really is. "

Sequel follows...

 

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Results after 100% of the votes counted, of the parliamentary elections on February 4, 2025.

OTP 31% (+6%)

STP. 20%. (-4%)

FTP. 26%. (-1%)

LTP. 15%. (~)

GTP. 8%. (-1%)

This results in a multitude of possibilities.
The Ordo party comes out of this election the strongest with an overall gain of 6 percent. The other two major parties, Socials and Freedom, either declined or stagnated in the long-term trend. One can say that in a coalition poker the OTP has the best cards. However, this does not mean that other parties first form a parliamentary majority and thus form the government. We'll keep you updated on the upcoming negotiations

 

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Melissa Elena Antonella
Live from the Border post/crossing, Furth / Main Road L23

Melissa Elena Antonella: Good morning OTW we're here at the place of tension. As you may have already noticed from the background, I am at the border. To be precise, in Furth, main road L23. Head of Inc.©frastructure Lothar Rumpcal will now describe the situation in more detail.

Lothar Rumpcal: Well, as you can see, the L23 is temporarily closed. It is the busiest main road between Cervia and OTW. This is where goods and passenger traffic runs. Or rather, most of the traffic was going on until a few hours ago. Construction work started here yesterday. It will be a few weeks before the construction site is completed and subsequently abandoned. The closure a few hours ago caused a traffic jam about 1 kilometer long on both sides. Because the emergency lane principle applies on this three-lane road, we were able to divert the traffic jam without any problems. The traffic jam was cleared within about half an hour.

Melissa Elena Antonella: Why the Border Patrol divert vehicles? Many are surprised they can't enter and leave Cervia?

Lothar Rumpcal: As I already explained, listen! Due to modernization of the infrastructure here in Furth. This covers several areas. Road renovation, fiber optic cables and network expansion and the construction of a protective structure to prevent wild animals from crossing the road. Last year a total of 8 serious traffic accidents occurred in the immediate vicinity, with 5 people seriously injured and one dead. A barrier is now planned to stop wild boar, deer and rodents from continuing to walk along the busy L23 in the future, thereby repeatedly causing serious accidents.

Melissa Elena Antonella: And just because they're asphalting a few potholes, they have to close the whole road?

Lothar Rumpcal: Several factors playing roles here. This road is in a disastrous state. Construction work is long overdue. In addition, maintenance work and repairs were last carried out 10 years ago. Look at that crack over there, it's huge. Or the pothole over there. If you drive over it at 100 on the speedometer, I guarantee you at least a hole in the tank, broken axles, loose tires and smashed carosserie parts.

Melissa Elena Antonella: Said who?

Lothar Rumpcal: The Infrastructure Secretary and the insurance industry confirm this. The Ministry of the Interior is only giving the necessary order to insure this region according to the circumstances. The fully comprehensive insurance companies are putting pressure on the Secretariat because the amount of damage to be paid has been increasing for years. Due to the poor quality of the roads in some places, Carosserie and engine damage are becoming more and more. Smoothing and asphalting the roads does lead to traffic jams and diversions for now, but in the long run it is a nessesery investment.

Melissa Elena Antonella: You mentioned that a fence is being installed to prevent wild animals from crossing the L23. Is it really that important if a rabbit or deer gets under the wheels once every few weeks? Is it justified to have a kilometer-long fence built just for that purpose, which will also cost huge amounts of taxpayers' money?

Lothar Rumpcal: Why don't you ask this question Claudia Bathon?

Melissa Elena Antonella: Who is that?

Lothar Rumpcal: Claudia Bathon is the widow of Rubino Bathon. Rubino drove off the road here a few months ago when he was trying to avoid a deer. His car rolled over several times and broke all of his bones. His death occurred, confirmed by the emergency services, 10 minutes after the accident. He died in the arms of his work colleagues because he was a paramedic himself. Rubino was 27 years old, leaves behind 2 children and a... Claudia.

Melissa Elena Antonella: OK, stop, some of our viewers are not of legal age. I think you could have spared us some of the details.

Lothar Rumpcal: I'm not here to sugarcoat things, it's just one of many heartbreaking fates. That's why a fence simply has to be put up. To prevent such situations in the future.

Melissa Elena Antonella: The fence will mark a border with Cervia. Given the already tense situation, do you want to take the risk of further deteriorating relations? Why don't you allow criticism of this controversial issue?

Lothar Rumpcal: Our Inc.©frastructure Secretariat consists exclusively of technical experts who work out the sources of danger in detail. I rely on the fact that the projects that are given have a specific reason why they must be implemented. There is obviously a need for them and I do not doubt the competence of my employees at the Infrastructure Secretariat, when they come to the conclusion that's we need improvements here.

Melissa Elena Antonella: I know this question probably sounds naive, but wouldn't it be possible to just kill the animals instead?

Lothar Rumpcal: How do you want to kill animals that come from the adjacent forest and nature reserve that is not on your territory? That is one of the problems we facing. These animals mostly come from Cervia's adjacent forest. Now many forest dwellers move to OTW's meadows and wetlands in the morning because there are more wild herbs and other food sources there. Please don't ask me why these animals do that, I'm not a expert at it. I was just told that it is because the forest dwellers seek the protection of the forest at night and prefer the open field during the day. Sounds logical, doesn't it? So no, you can't kill all of these animals because they come from the forest that doesn't belong to OTW, but to Cervia. And even if we shoot everything that moves towards the border, that would mean too much risk of hitting targets that you might regret having aimed, if you know what I mean. Yet another problem is the balance of fauna and flora. Our meadows are suffering from the game and it is causing an imbalance in OTW's biodiversity. So if we kill the animals, it could have massive consequences for the forest. The forest also needs these animals to stay healthy. In other words, if Bambi doesn't come home in the evening, it will cause enormous damage to the entire environment in the long term.

Melissa Elena Antonella: otwmedia received a lot of letters and mails from critical voices who claim that this boundary is being drawn because Government want to distance themselves from Cervia and provoke the situation. After all, viewers have seen what was communicated in the public media. From a political perspective, was is a bad decision?

Lothar Rumpcal: First of all, you can think what you want about the fence, at the end of the day it doesn't harm anyone. It will be covered in barbed wire to prevent animals from damaging it. But basically it is harmless because it cannot be used as a weapon. This fence is there to save lives and nothing else.
And if you want to know whether this is politically motivated or for other reasons, then you have to ask a politician and not me. I am responsible for implementing this project.

Melissa Elena Antonella: Thanks for the interview Mr Rumpcal. And we go back to studio cause I'm freezing, where Andi will tell you the weather for the next days so stay tuned, we back after a short commercial.

Camera Guy : 3,2, And we're off, was a good one...

Melissa Elena Antonella : How do I look

Camera Guy : Still good babe, what's wrong

Melissa Elena Antonella :That guy was so fucking boring I can't believe people are watching this shit, I'm asking because I nearly felt asleep while listening to him, I hope no body recognized, haha fuck it. Come on we go

 

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Welcome back to LNR with your host Ronny Yessir, Today with the topics that ultimately affect many but not all of us.
Right... we're talking about OTW's involvement on the international stage and everything that had to do with it. Before we start the show, we'll give you a quick overview of the best of fails, i.e. breaking news of the week.


Let's start with the scandal of the week, the Cervia Dispute. In which the Secretary Magnus Warpadell felt offended by investigations and closed the borders as a result. It seems as if the highest diplomat has a pretty short fuse. Maybe that's why he's so well qualified for the job. Like an elephant hired to work as a shelf stacker in a porcelain shop. If he repeats that a few more times, he'll have no one left to maintain contacts with. He'll abolish his own job.

Then the interview by Melissa Elena Antonella with Rumpcal in Furth. I honestly watched it on mute because the Titel was boring. No joke on this but I watch almost all of her stuff on mute because I'm not that interested. But guys,... saw the top she was wearing, sheeeshe got them yummi yummi!


The chairmen of OTP and STP announced that coalition negotiations to form a new federal government are in full swing and that the first results will be announced next week. Congratulations to these incompetent politicians that have finally decided to force us OTW's into a new government. I care about the upcoming one same like the previous, exactly zeroo. And it only took a month, wow... I really enjoyed the last few weeks, you too? When all politicians across the country were under pressure and kept their mouth shut because they had to work out what new parliamentary conditions and majorities were possible. This month of February was free of any political talk crap. Oh, how I enjoyed it when those idiots were busy with themselves. During the election campaign I lost 3 kilos due to sweating attacks. Now this whole shitshow starts all over again, go back to the start and collect 400, because Groundhog Day...


Now last but not least. Who read Lucius Viktors freak out on social media? It was just too good and god bless, the internet doesn't forget brother. Shout out to Lucius at this point. If you didn't know, he's my studio guest next week, so get your tickets. I guess everyone saw the (cringe-his father) debate about, I don't know what it was, something like an argument amateur debate with 100 percent embarrassment factor, about ideology or some religious nonsense. I swear to you, I burst out laughing when I saw these old farts arguing about completely irrelevant things. It's unbelievable how lame Twitter has become...
Anyway, I decided to stand Lucius by as his side kick and wanted to finish off this Klossner. But when I read his posts,... guys...believe me I peed myself laughing. The guy is a cardinal, a bodybuilder, tanned like somebody but hilarious as fuck. Please everyone follow him on Twitter. I don't want to give too much away but I'll quote a few of his statements to you, and keep in mind he's a muscle cardinal. He wrote "I would punch" ....Sry, okay... "I would" ...shit I can't belive he wrote it that's hilarious, excuse me..... He tweeted "I WOULD PUNCH URBAN IN THE FACE AND SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS" no lie he did.
Why he's saying that? Anyway... I Love this guy please don't take it personally and don't tell God, shout out also at this point. Amen.....

 

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Breaking News /otwmedia

Lucius Victoria, Bishop of Ordo City was found at 3.20 am. dead in his living room. After officers from the Federal Criminal Police Department raided his private residence after receiving multiple calls from neighbors who heard unusual nioses from his apartment.

Whether Victoria's death was caused by murder or suicide is the current state of the investigation. Natural death is considered extremely unlikely, as the body shows various signs of foul play.

A criminal motive is currently neither denied nor ruled out. The Ministry of the Interior, Secretary Noah Aldescure issue a press release tomorrow on the status of the investigation.

 

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Melissa Elena Antonella Interviewed
Secretary of the Interior, Noah Aldescure

Statement

"The Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA) first received a call at 3:08 a.m. In it, the neighbor of the later victim complained of noise disturbance due to loud vocal conversations. At that time, Lucius Victoria was likely still alive.

At 3:17 a.m., police and officers from the BKA arrived on scene and recovered the body. Resuscitation attempts failed until paramedics arrived and finally pronounced him dead at 3:20 a.m.

Apparently, someone was with Lucius shortly before or during his death. This significantly increases the possibility of third-party negligence and the likelihood of intentional murder.

Forensic investigators found no damage to the lock or doors, thus ruling out robbery.
The body shows several injuries to the upper body, clearly indicating the impact of external violence.

An autopsy to determine the cause of death is currently underway. We will keep you updated.

That's all I can say so far


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Case:Lucius Victoria
Autopsy Report

*) Bruises on both thighs,
*) broken collarbone /right
*) Blunt force injuries and swellings at chest, face and neck
*) Laceration on the forehead
*) Lower jaw fracture
*) Zygomatic bone fracture/both sides
*) Skull base fractures
*) Four broken fingers/right

The victim's blood alcohol level was found to be 0.9. Therefore, it can be assumed that the victim was intoxicated at the time of death.

Cause of death: A traumatic brain injury caused by internal cerebral hemorrhage led to infarct, which subsequently caused organ failure that lead to death

The signs of the injury indicate close combat with one or more people.