I had a look at the Stock Trader but I'm not sure how to use it. I just typed random things in and for every one it gave me the option to buy - but I don't know what it is I'm buying...
And now I have horns on my head. And my heart as turned black and shriveled. And I have grown sharp demonic claws. And my eyes are permanently red. And I drink blood to survive.
But I never have to sleep anymore and I can kill by looking at people!
Ta! I have to go construct an altar to Billy Gates in my basement.