New? Introduce yourself here: Christmas / Hanukkah miracle edition!

[Mergogne]

Well we didn't have one of these before...

 

[Vistrasia]

I'm Patrick, from Amsterdam, I'm 21 years old. I collect stamps and everything to do with Golden Retrievers. It is my dream to become health and safety officer one day. I donate to Greenpeace and Oxfam. This is my cat:

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[Socialist Commonwealth]

I'm O. from Flensburg on the German border to Denmark. I'm a dirty commie and live in a left-wing collective. Right now I am unemployed, but I hope to get a place in university soon to become a doctor.

This is my dog:

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[Soledad de Pacifica]

I'm Andy from Omaha. I live on a farm and love to herd cattle, a real life cowboy! In my off hours I smoke lots of dope and do meth to kill the horrible pain inside I have from living in such a boring place. This is my chinchilla:

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[Cantignia]

I donate to Greenpeace and Oxfam.

Institutions propped up by the man to fool you in to trusting them, I would not meditate with any of those bloodsuckers.

My name is River Willow, renamed from Peter Johnson when I realized my true calling as a humanitarian and an activist. Was working with the Peace Corps, but I quit because they are a wolves in sheepskins; capitalist owned and managed truthfully. Organic is the only way to eat, and I recycle everything I own, including my own bodily waste (use it to make huts for the homeless).

Live wherever the wind takes you, that's my motto. I like to take my clothes off atop a mountain or hill and wait to see which way my junk points after a mighty gust. Recently that took me through Alaska, where I engage in open combat with the Natives who believe it "natural" to club Seals. OVER MY DEAD BODY ESKIM-OTHERFUCKER!

Since there are no Trees to hug in the Artic, and the natives stink more then I do (I do not use "Brand Soap" or "Running Water") I hug seals:

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[Confederate States]

I am Damien, I am 15 years old. I'm from Pennsylvania, in a small, small little semi-redneck town of drug addicts.

I'd post pictures of my animals, but I am too lazy to do so at the moment

 

[Mergogne]

posting in an epic thread

 

[Vistrasia]

Did I mention I like the color yellow?

 

[Nouviergi Confédération]

My name is John Sheffler. I live in Ohio. I hate Ohio, because it has watery chili and sub-par sporting franchises. I hope to one day burn it in a fire.

When I grow up, I wanna be a skateboarding fireman who also lives in space. This would be really fucking sweet. To prepare for my one true calling, I like to kayak in supermarkets. This is eXtreme to the maX.

Besides kayaking in supermarkets I also enjoy robots, socialism, not believing in Jebus, bananas, my dog, and RED HOT BURNING RAGE!

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When I become super pissed, this happens to me.

 

[Mergogne]

hey I'm in Ohio too, and I hate it with a deep passion as well! I don't live here though, i just go to college.

 

[Nouviergi Confédération]

hey I'm in Ohio too, and I hate it with a deep passion as well! I don't live here though, i just go to college.

What a strange occurrence. Just out of curiosity, what college? I'm planning on going to Mt. Union in the fall.

 

[Mergogne]

Oberlin College, small liberal arts school about a 1/2 hour southwest of cleveland.

 

[Nouviergi Confédération]

You poor, poor soul.

For those of you who don't believe Cleveland isn't that bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/05/20/a-cleveland-tourism-video/

 

[Anglia]

Hi, i'm Dominic and I live in the cess-pool of a state known as California. I'm a freshman and I enjoy long walks on the beach and reading the obituaries to cheer me up. When I grow up I want be Zinvotinje.

Here is my pet mudkip.

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[Elba and Pianosa]

Ciau, this is the Principality of Elba and Pianosa, from outside of Boston. Currently we've got a decent amount of snow, although the situation isn't nearly as dire (read: awesome) as was predicted.

Cats!

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[Mergogne]

Yes! a fellow Bostonian!

I should point out now that I'm no longer in Ohio, and I'm back in Massachusetts for the holidays.

 

[Vistrasia]

Actually, across the Atlantic we've been getting some snow in as well. It ain't much, but it's enough for air traffic to almost come to a complete halt in north-western Europe, and for much of the public transport in the Netherlands to stop functioning.

 

[Socialist Commonwealth]

We got a lot of snow here from one day to the other. It was really funny watching all the cars from the west come in with half a meter of snow on the roof while there had not yet been any snowfall here.

 

[Serbovia]

Hi, I haul stuff around in a department store for a living, as well as upholding some ridiculous ideas of one day studying in an university! Maybe next year!

Here is my dachshund:

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[Elba and Pianosa]

Yes! a fellow Bostonian!

I should point out now that I'm no longer in Ohio, and I'm back in Massachusetts for the holidays.

I'd just like to say that I know someone from my school who goes to Oberlin. Coincidence? Hmm...