Mazidia
Establishing Nation
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El Comercio
Leading Paper of record in Mazidia. Est. 1839
All Souls Sinners Sought by Millitar
Prosperitas- The successful conclusion of another nation-wide Day of the dead celebration was once again matched by its seemingly inevitable epilogue, as the early dawn of all souls day brought to light the detritus and damage done by the revelry and those who seek to exploit it.El Comercio
Leading Paper of record in Mazidia. Est. 1839
All Souls Sinners Sought by Millitar
Speaking to the public at large, the Tempestas Millitar once again reassured people that the criminality that leaks out of the barrios was once again contained swiftly, but unfortunately there were a number of unwary citizens, mostly young women, who suffered the consequences of their profligacy, and were now receiving treatment at St Maria Goretti's Ward at the Sacred Panopticon Hospital.
"The Day of the dead is a festive time, when many young people feel they can indulge their vices and allow themselves to run free without care." stated Chief Justiciar Ignaticus Solos. "We once again remind people that we can only do so much. It is up to you to guard your chastity and virtue from the prowlers of the night. If you feel you have become victim to such, we encourage you to make your way to the appropriate Ward at the Panopticon, and then give your report to one of our constables."
Although the number of this year's victims to such vile crimes is still unclear, last year's record numbers included many unwary tourists, who were niavely unprepared for the level of brutality and criminality that infests the shadier parts of even our fair capital on this decadent day.
While some groups clamour for more to be done to protect our young women, others question whether such pagan revelry is justified at all.
OTHER POPULAR STORIES
- Six more loggers killed in seemingly never-ending "Wood Wars" in Great Frontier. Presence of military seemingly insufficient to deter tribal aggression.
- Homosexual revelry discovered in up-market house in Elizabeta. Rumours of underground "gay liberation" societies continue to circulate. Sodomites in question due to be tried early next year.
- Record numbers of parishioners attend All Souls mass, perhaps as penance for their previous night's revelry? Attempts to bring justice to rapists and gangs impeded by sacristy of the confessional.
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