News Cetnik Empire

[Rheinbund]

Aussenministerium
Trier, Eiffelland

We re-iterate that the Jews from the Cetnik Empire are also granted permission to emigrate to Eiffelland. We will help them integrating in the society. We strongly advice against separating the children from their parents though, as suggested by the Zeereerwaarde Heer Hugo van der Taelebosch from Gouw-Marken. The Jewish children should be able to leave the Cetnik Empire together with their parents.
We are also shocked about the military movements near the border between Trivodnia and the Cetnik Empire. An attack on Trivodnia is totally uncalled for.

Rudolph Kögler, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Vice-Chancellor

 

[Axeldonia]

Foreign ministry of Axeldonia
Axeldonia announces their support of Trivodnia in these endevavours, hoping that the Chetnik empire will reconsider their horrible treatment of their semitic population.

 

[Јебач]

JEWISH CRISIS HEATING UP, DICTATOR OUTRAGED.
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After sending army to borders of neighboring country Trivodnia with no further comment on situation as well as mass immigration of jewish population. In few minutes dictator is going to address the situation but before that we have some really horrifying news about the jewish crisis. As Jews are migrating away from Cetnija most of them to Trivodnia or so called "Jewland" by our fellow dictator.
Recently Cetnija has became "no mans land" for jews or ironically "no jews land", this last few days jewish families are terrified , amount of attempted murders have increased for about 500% after migrations started but only 2% are successful due to really capable police which is really good in doing their job. About 200 jews die and disappear daily in Cetnija cause of murders and mafia members which are using this as a chance to earn money. There were even a street battles between police and mafia members, but in most of cases police terminates all mafia members. Currently police is concentrated on rooting out the mafia once for all, and is currently using this crisis as a chance, while mafia is using this crisis to earn money. Thats all, so now dictator will further address the situation, we will be going live in few secounds at the center of the Ravna Gora a capital of Cetnija, where dictator will be making a public speech.

Dictator: We must end this crisis like we want! We will end as we want. No one, can tell us what to do, i repeat NO ONE! We will do what every the f*ck we want! We will either love jews and welcome them with warm hearths or massacre them all! Do you understand! I want all of those social warriors to go f*ck themselves! Trivodnia, shut your f*cking mouth! We are tired of this countries hou just look around to "save people" from "dictators". Listen here you little cunts! When i decide to kill all the jews to the last, its non of your f*cking business! I can do whatever the f*ck i want as long as population is accepting it! And believe me it accepts dead jews. We are not the democrats, we are, ohh... those "evil ruthless dictators" as weak democrats call us. We are "evil and ruthless". Only cause we want discipline, order and control of our land! Is that evil? Next thing, yes F*ck the jews, i say F-U-C-K the jews! I dont either like them, i do not dislike them. I hate them! By telling us what to do will not help you at all, cause we are that "evil dictatorship" as you little weak democrats call us. I have authority cause i lead this glorious nation! No one outside of our borders can tell us what to do, at the end thats what the borders are used for. In my borders i can do whatever i want, you can do the same in your borders. And as last words im gonna say. F*uck the Trivodnia! F*uck the Jews! F*uck the democracy! If i see Trivodnia once more telling us what to do, i am killing the jews, they are still alive due to my good will, and kind-heart if i can say that... And not cause you are telling me to respect them! Thats all i have to say. Thank you for your attention!

People: F*uck the Jews! F*uck the Trivodnia! F*uck the democracy! Long live to Cetnik dictatorship!

 

[Holy Frankish Empire]

Grand Duchy of Bourgogne

We warn Cetnik that if it begins taking steps to massacre its remaining Jewish population, the consequences will be dire. This is your only warning. Allow Jews to leave the nation freely and unharmed or face the consequences.

 

[Јебач]

Due to threats from neighboring nation Burgogne 3rd army has been moved at the Cetnik-Burgogne borders, followed by air force patrols. No further comments has been made.

 

[Rheinbund]

Kanzleramt
Trier, Eiffelland

Let it be known that Bourgogne is an ally of Eiffelland. An attack on Bourgogne will also be considered an attack on Eiffelland. We strongly warn the Cetnik Empire not to start this spiral of violence.

Matthias Graf von Seydewitz, Chancellor

 

[Holy Frankish Empire]

Grand Duchy of Bourgogne

We doubt an entire army has been moved onto our border within a matter of hours. Nonetheless, the Ducal Army has been placed on alert.

 

[Axeldonia]

Axeldonia has announced it will begin a military excercise in support against the dictatorship, mobilizing several home guard units and most of it's air power. The alleged goal of the excercise is to train it's elite mountain rangers in "Rapid air deployment" and will allegedly make a part of it's infantry into a reserve paratrooper unit.

 

[Tyonic Confederacy]

Federal Republic of Geotri
We condemn the actions of Cetnik Regime and would support our neighbors in the case of a war, we would reiterate the brash and illogical dictator that if he makes a wrong move there will be consequences. Our military has been placed on high alert and we will monitor the situation.

 

[Јебач]

PATRIARCH CALLS FOR PEACE
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Patriarch hold a public speech addressing jewish crisis. It was about 1h long and so we will talk about most important details of his speech. He addressed jewish crisis as result of god's punishment. He also sad that war would be "unholy" and unjustified in eyes of God. Patriarch calls for peace treaty between the nations in this crisis and de-militarized zones untill the crisis is resolved in a human way. He called out the dictator for being blinded by his ego, which is only from evil.

After speech of the patriarch of Cetnija dictator has decided to de-militarize its borders until crisis is solved.

 

[Polesia]

Ministry of External Affairs

We welcome the constructive role the Orthodox Patriarch is playing, and the de-militarisation of border regions will help prevent further escalation. However the safety and security of the Chetnik Empire's Jewish community is still in jeopardy, and for this crisis to truly end, the right of Jews to live in the Empire free, unharmed and unimpeded needs to be guaranteed and demonstrated.

 

[Pelasgia]

ECUMENICAL PATRIARCHATE OF PROPONTIS
PATRIARCHAL LOGOTHESION OF THE DROME
PUBLIC STATEMENT

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11 November 1956
To whom it may concern.

Due to recent statements, the Ecumenical Patriarchate of the Orthodox and Catholic Church of Jesus Christ in Propontis is obliged to clarify that the term "Orthodox Patriarch" solely refers to His All-Holiness, the Ecumenical Patriarch. Thus, Individual Patriarchs of Autocephalous Churches have to be named with their respective area of authority to avoid confusion.

We welcome the Cetnik Patriarch's calls for acceptance and hope that soon enough the brutal and divisive ways of the Cetnik Dictator shall not stand in the way of the Cetnik Orthodox Church's full reunification with the main body of the One True Faith.All human beings are equal creatures of God, and it is for Him alone and not for humans to to determine their worth or to judge their right to their own faith.

We further commend the Cetnik Patriarch's efforts towards a global military deescalation, for, as the scriptures say, "Blessed be the peacemakers, for they shall be called Children of God." Nothing good can come of the mass sin of war and conflict, as nothing good can come of the most unholy act of ethnic cleansing. Even thus, we hope that the soul of the Dictator can be saved, for no soul is too far gone to be redeemed in the Eyes of Indivisible Triadic God.

We must also note that a failure of the Dictator to seek salvation and a continuation of his hubristic affronts against God's Will will leave the Church no choice but to penalise the Dictator. Alas, there is but one punishment severe enough for such conduct, and while it has not been used in a long time. So dire is the sin which has completely clouded the mind of the Dictator, that it might necessitate the most severe punishment known to Christiendom to awaken in him the urge to return to the flock of God. Let us hope that we shall not pronounce its most overbearing name ever again.

With eternal faith in our Lord, God,

Aristοklēs Dionysios Aphentidēs

Patriarchal Logothete of the Drome
Ecumenical Patriarchate of Propontis

ΙΗCΟΥC ΧΡΙCΤΟC ΝΙΚΑ
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[Јебач]

Clashes between nazis and government
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After dictator has de-militarized its borders he further decided to abandon idea of banning jewish religion in Cetnik empire. This is due to pressure from orthodox church to stop this madness which is root of all evil. Dictator has also stopped mas immigration and has left jews to leave freely in Cetnik empire. After his decision numerous neo-nazi groups and movements have reacted by rioting in so called "jewish city" of Metohija. They than attacked jewish homes and buildings after which police and military reacted, they jailed about 2 thousands of rioters and killed about 300. Dictator has answered to threats from nazi opposition which he than later banned and classified them as terrorist organisation. He later sad that nazis will be "shot on spot". He called them satanists and evil, and that he will do whatever is in his power to root out nazis from Cetnik empire.

Dictator: I will oppress and kill nazi opposition, i will massacre every single nazi in Cetnik empire, they better watch out, i will be killing them in every corner. If you see a nazi, do a world favor, get an axe, and chop his head of... You will be saving hundreds of lives. I will also dont care about gender i will kill them wherever i see them.

After his speech which was held about 5 hours ago, military and police reported more than five thousand of dead nazis. Political analysts see this as a move for Cetnik empire, from neo-nazi right to a "normal" right. Thanks to successful execution campaigns against nazi supporters, Cetnik empire will probably never fall into the hand of nazis.

 

[Pelasgia]

Random Pelasgian kid while watching television: "Daddy, what is a Nazi?"
"I have no clue, my dear, but it sounds like some kind of Germanian candy."
"Can I have some?"
"It's probably very bad for your health. You know those Northerners and their obsession with sugar."

 

[Rheinbund]

Aussenministerium
Trier, Eiffelland

We commend and thank the Patriarch of the Cetnik Empire for his commitment to peace. We also thank the Dictator of the Cetnik Empire for his decisions concerning the demilitarisation of the borders as well as the repeal of the decision to ban the Jews from the Cetnik Empire. We strongly condemn the actions of the so-called Nazis against the Jews. We also express our hope that the Patriarch and the Dictator will manage to make the people of the Cetnik Empire live peacefully with each other, despite differences in faith or ethnicity.

Rudolph Kögler, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Vice-Chancellor




Random government official: "Now we know who is really calling the shots in that country. And it is not the bodybuilding Dictator."

 

[Јебач]

NAZIS LEAVE THE COUNTRY
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After government gone mad on so called "movement of nazis" in same time they call themself "Ustasas", which means uprisers on Cetnik language. After numerous raids on alleged nazi members, numerous killings and execution, nazis were terrorized 24h from police and military. After all attempts police finally succeeded to kill one of the leaders of nazi movement, his name was Ante pavelic, he was publicly executed after being found. Ante Pantic before his death sad that he is leader of movement, but unfortunately police belives he cannot be trusted. Police investigators belive he tried to hide the real leader of nazi party. As for now police has no clue about the mysterious leader. After 24h of terrorizing the nazis, police reported that the nazis "disappeared", and that there is no new reports about nazis in Cetnija. Police investigators think that they escaped to nearby countries, such as Trivodnia. This theory was further proven after finding "nazi basement", which basically a huge bunker under the ground. After police entered the bunker they reported that has nothing in it, except walls. After that few military personnel found a document lying on the floor. Document showed a picture of Cetnija and neighboring countries, with some interesting stuff in it. Police investigators took a deeper look into the document, they found out that map is showing "travel routes" from place to place. They discovered on map that these "travel routes" could really mean nothing, due to bad state, but if they mean anything, they could only mean one thing. They are migrating to neighboring countries to "expand nazi ideology".

government secretly warns the neighboring countries to be aware of situation, and that threat of nazis, may come to their doorstep.

 

[Rheinbund]

OOC: Maybe we could RP that some of these guys fled to Eiffelland. My Duke of Stolzenau will be happy to receive them

 

[Јебач]

OOC: Haha, why not!

 

[Јебач]

Cetnik Empire warns Effelland about new discoveries!
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After nazis fled the Cetnija, police investigators are trying to find out where exactly they gone to. Most recent discoveries are all pointing at the Effeland. Yestaday one police investigator has found a writing on the wall of the bunker! Writing as sad by investigators say: "If you are reading this, we are probably in Effeland, drinking some tea in new bunker, i also heard that Mihailo will be coming with us. I hope he makes it alive tough, times are tuff. Hurry up! We are waiting for you, police can discover this bunker at any second." Even more discoveries, of left our documents point out that Effeland may be a next victim of nazis. Dictator has sent a public warning to Effalend about the nazis.
"If those nazi cunts are in your country, i hope you make right move, and with some luck discover them, and massacre them all!".

Also some more interesting stuff happening! Jews are massively converting themselves to orthodox religion! Patriarch sad that this a blessing from god, as Cetnija started following a right path, and stopped doing evil things.

 

[Rheinbund]

Aussenministerium
Trier, Eiffelland

We thank the Government of the Cetnik Empire for their warning about Nazis in Eiffelland. We will take appropriate action immediately.

Rudolph Kögler, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Vice-Chancellor