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The Daily Gospel: Urban Speaks to The World, Mercy Killings Begin

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Statement From The Papal Office of The Sacred Kingdom of Solaren

What kind of monster would not describe hundreds of dead women and children as a war zone? No matter how justified the recent attack was, and of course the bombings to come, His Holiness takes no pleasure in the slaughter of those who must die for the sins of their leaders. Once more Nicosia's repulsive government rears its evil head, we can only hope on of the flock shall take a C-4, strapped gloriously to their chest, and blow that face to smithereens.

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Headlines!
  • The Lead Story: International Community Rallies Around Solaren in The Aftermath of Nicosian Belligerence

  • Pasilla Accord in shambles? Serbovia sides with the war mongers, Oikawa sides with the soldiers of God.

  • 4,000 Nicosian Refugees expected to begin work in northern coals mines within the next few days. Inquisition expected to oversee their protection personally. “We will not allow them to sit idle and suffer insult to their dignity. All of God’s people deserve a right to work,” The Inquisition pointed to the Council of Nations when asked if they would be compensated financially or with food for their work, “It’s totally on their backs. We look forward to supplying them with international goodwill packages.”

Torrence | The Sacred Kingdom of Solaren:


After Solaren suffered the tragedy of seeing its reputation slandered, the international community is rallying around the kingdom in the halls of the Council of Nations. Multiple nations have not only slammed Nicosia for its relentless slander, but expressed their deepest sympathies for the Solaris faith. Other nations have gone out of their way to condemn those who have saw fit to persecute the faith.

For example Oikawa ripped apart the collapsing monstrosity Hajr, a former Muslim menace that has been carved from the inside out by the disease of Islam. In an attempt to present itself as a nation worthy of global attention it proclaimed that it had banned the Solaris faith only to find itself criticized by Oikawa for its religious persecution, and ignored by global decision makers. Religious scholars and expert genealogists have already confirmed to the Daily Gospel that it would be impossible for an arab become a true worshiper of the Solaris faith. “It’d be like a rat pretending to be a lion. It’s impossible, not to mention the rat would be immediately, and viciously mauled by the lion.”

As hundreds of Nicosian citizens lay dead or dying due to the dangerous stubbornness of the Nicosian tyrants, they still tried to press their case to an undaunted Council of Nations that it was Solaren responsible. Bishop Avali, our representative in the CoN gave us some of the most touching defenses from other nations stated Kyiv was chief among our most ardent defenders.

Anglyn was an unexpected supporter, thought lost to the blindness of heresy. Yet they commended His Incredible Holiness and offered their sympathy, “"It is quite understandable that the Solaren government would want these 4,000 Nicosian to be safe from the hazards of both war and these barbaric acts of terrorism.”
One foreign policy expert noted Anglyn’s membership in the EDF as further proof that Nicosia has no friends or support left, “When your own allies disagree with you, you are wrong. It’s that plain and simple.”

Meanwhile Pope Urban IV, bless his soul, has announced plans to hold a memorial service for the bombers who passed in the recent justified Nicosian bombings. The Papal Office did warn however, that it is not clear if the bomber was of the Solaris faith but, regardless they are still heroes and deserve recognition for their bravery.
 

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The horrible atrocity of slavery is a crime of the worst kind. We demand Solaren to release the arrested Nicosians at once or face grave repercussions. Carentania will not stand idle and watch the terror of slavery return to the shores of the Long Sea.
 

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The Union resents the abhorrent conduct of the Solaren government in regards to the four thousand Nicosians unlawfully held hostage by the regime in Torrence, and calls for the immediate release of the persons in question.

Until such time that the four thousand Nicosians are released, the Union announces that financial assets of Solaren government members in Serbovia have been frozen by the Tax Gendarmerie.

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  • The Lead Story: Urban Fears for Safety of Nicosian Refugees as Foreign Powers Take Hostile Action Against Solaren. Pope Promises to Begin "Mercy Killings," Unless Aggressive Actions Are Reversed.


Torrence | The Sacred Kingdom of Solaren:


Noting the freezing of Solaren assets in several countries, and the military movements of foreign powers Pope Urban IV has expressed sincere fear for the safety of the nearly 4,000 Nicosian refugees. Considering the goal of their containment was to protect them from the dangerous Nicosian tyrants, the increased likelihood that war might come to the shores of the Sacred Kingdom has weighed heavily on our benevolent leader's mind. To solve the volatile crisis Urban IV instructed Inquisitor Jermal to begin systematic mercy killings of the refugees.

One source close to the Pope explained that, "With the international community failing to provide much needed assistance to these poor people, and hostile actions being taken by foreign powers thereby raising the specter of war the only compassionate thing to do is to spare these refugees the horror of a full blown war."

The mercy killings are set to begin within twenty four hours. Although the method for the killings are being kept under-wrap, people in the high echelons of the Church have assured the Daily Gospel it will be done in a dignified way. Of course Pope Urban IV, ever the optimist, is holding out hope that the international community will see the error of its ways and back off. The three entities whose hands will be stained with blood should they not seek the path of peace are:

  • Serbovia: It must immediately unfreeze Solaren assets.
  • Carentania: It must retract its hostile statement that, "threatened grave consequences."
  • The EDF: Any military movements towards Lorraine, Eiffeland or within a reasonable proximity to Solaren must cease immediately.

His Incredible Holiness urged the faithful to pray for the refugees and the hearts of the foreign leaders whose lives they now hold in their hands.
 

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"I'd suggest that Urban starts up with himself in regards to these so-called mercy killings. No further comment."
- Directorate of the State Chief Press Spokesman Yuri Mladenov to a reporter of STV24, Serbovian news channel
 
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Statement From The Papal Office of The Sacred Kingdom of Solaren

The heartlessness of the Serbovian cabal is repulsive.

Approved by His Incredible Holiness Pope Urban IV
The Savior of The Solaren State
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There is no "cabal" in Serbovia, and should mass murder transpire the only blood will be on the hands of the Torrence regime. Whether in a metaphorical sense only or a physical sense as well we leave up to the Nicosian allies.

Regards,
Mr. Petar Nikolich,
Director of the State,
United States of Greater Serbovia
 

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Part of a Pirate Radio Broadcast to Axifloa and Aresura

"... and now the biggest crisis currently hitting the international community: the growing conflict between Solaren and... well primarily Nicosia, but the way things are going it looks more like Solaren versus the world. Any sympathy the Solaris pope might have acquired in the Council of Nations may be gone with his latest announcement that, unless those who are unsympathetic to Solaren cease their hostile rhetoric and actions, or threatening of action, that he will begin killing off the Nicosian civilians he currently holds hostage. Of course, he's termed these impending executions as 'mercy killings' and of course blames the international community for this, when all he has to do is look in the mirror."

"This is truly abhorrent, my friends, and continues to prove time and time again that, despite the many faults of our own corrupt Empire, at least it is no stark raving mad theocracy like Solaren. But we cannot forget that the Arian Orthodox Church within the Empire has much power, and is just as corrupt as the Emperor himself, perhaps even moreso, when you factor in the delusions and superstitions of religion. Therefore, this is yet another reason why revolution must come to the Axifloan Empire; so that we make sure we do not become a theocracy like Solaren..."
 
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The Republic condemns the recent actions by Solaren and any attempts they seek to end their self imposed isolation due to their actions. Due to these actions, Frescania will follow on the steps of Serbovia and will be freezing any assets Solaren has in the country.
 
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The United Territories firmly condems this act of pure terrorism on the part of the Saloris government. Basically holding thw world hostage is not an appropriate diplomatic method for any side. We demand you release the innocent Nicosians that the "pope" of Solaren is currently holding.
 
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The actions of the Solaren government makes them no better than cowardly terrorists that plant bombs on crowded buses, who murder children on the way to school, hard working men and woman just making a living, all of who's only crime is being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Rājkumār Salamat Lakandula
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The People's Republic urges the Government of Solaren to release those it holds in protective custody and allow their return to their homeland. Furthermore, we urge Solaren to cease its policy of supporting terrorism in Nicosia or any other country in the world. Additionally we must remind Solaren that were Torrence to carry out this atrocity against Nicosian citizens, it shall only harm itself in the long term and lose any sympathies it may have in the international community.

We urge the Solaris government to think rationally and prevent unnecessary bloodshed, a path to which the region is descending due to the irrational arguments being provided by the Government of Solaren.

Jean-Jacques Rogére
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The Second Republic sends our condolences to the innocent who are held by the tyrannic and terroristic Solaren. It is our hope that all the hostages are freed and return to their families safely.
 
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Headlines!
  • The Lead Story: Pope Urban IV Addresses The Nation on The Nicosian Crisis.

  • EDF "sudden awakening" phenomenon being studed in Solaren military briefings. Several high ranking military officials spoke to the Daily Gospel about the so called phenomenon, "Basically, when the pride of the EDF is at stake suddenly a half a dozen or so nations seemingly awaken at once to make noise and pretend to have an impact on international events." The generals would not rule out the possibility that these nations are controlled by one or two regimes in particular, "Satanic puppetry is one thing we will never not consider."

  • Dozens of nations join Solaren in voting to set up a human rights committee in the Council of Nations. However, Bishop Avali criticized those who voted for the committee and against humanitarian aid for the Nicosian refugees, "I can't stand hypocrisy, especially when it allows helpless 3,800 Nicosians to starve."

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"Moments ago I gave the order to begin the mercy killings of the Nicosian refugees. I do so with a heavy heart. Nicosia, and its enables in the EDF have refused to see reason and would rather condemn 3,800 misguided, but innocent men, women and children to their death. What is perhaps the most frustrating part about this unfolding tragedy is that I, against the advice of many, repeatedly unclenched my fist and held it out to our enemies. Each time though it was smacked away by a sinfully, egotistical regime in Nicosia and in the capitals of the EDF."

"Also, I have received word that our resolution asking for humanitarian aid in the Council of Nations failed, no doubt the work of satanic agents. Negotiations however, will continue. It is my duty to not allow this world to descend into the fires of war if it can be prevented and it still can. My heart also will not allow me to sit silent while the lives of 3,800 people are at stake. Hopefully we will receive the millions of Euros required to support the refugees, and this crisis will meet a peaceful end."

"The mercy killings will stop only when Solaren, and therefore these refugees are not the target of military mobilizations or economic sanctions. For every hour that passes and my demands are not met another fifty refugees will be put to death for their own safety. Those demands are the following:

"Compensation for care of the refugees, estimated to cost over twenty million Euros. Second, all military movement by the EDF alliance, and other hostile states must cease immediately. Even Nicosia admitted that such actions do nothing but escalate the tensions, and bring us closer to war. It is why I have marshaled our own forces and begun to place significant assets on the border with Lorraine. Finally a sincere apology from the Nicosian regime for instigating this entire crises. These are my demands, the conditions for peace."

"Every action Solaren has taken has been in response to the diplomatic warfare waged by Nicosia and their allies in the EDF. While I hope for peace, I am prepared for war. The bombings in Nicosia are only a small sample of the power the Solaris Church possess, and I will not hesitate to employ it against those who wish to do us harm. Let us pray that rational thought will prevail in our enemies, otherwise I will be forced to bring a slaughter to their shores the likes of which history has never bore witness to."
 

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We issue an urgent travel warning regarding Solaren. All Eiffellandians currently present in Solaren, including all staff members at our embassy in Torrence, are strongly adviced to leave the country immediately.

Philipp Neubauer, Minister for Internal Affairs, acting as Vice-Chancellor
 
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Ministerio de Asuntos Exteriores
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Though the Socialist Republic hasn't had diplomatic relations with the Arch-reactionaries in Torrance since the fall of the monarchy and so can do little diplomatically, Coronado can still follow our allies example and step up our naval and air patrols adding all of western Solaren to what can be monitored.

Carlos Mendez
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República Socialista de Coronado
 
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