The Emerald Herald

[Allegian Republic]

The Emerald Herald:
Everything That Matters at Your Fingertips
International Evening Edition*​

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Headlines!

• President "Big Papa" Tommy O'Callaghan Pardons Convicted Bankers in Exchange for an "Ironclad Promise" of Domestic investment. The financial titans had been arrested and convicted following corruption charges allegations of treasonous behavior in the aftermath of the recent recession. In exchange for their release, the firms will donate a combined two Billion Dollars to a personal fund set up by our loving and selfless President who will then disperse the funds to the needy in a highly anticipated prime time special.
  
  
• President O'Callaghan's Abhainn First political party is once again expected to cruise to victory over opposition parties in federal and local elections. Liquor stores saw a surge in sales in anticipation of victory party. Police officers in charge of overseeing electoral process have been given Election Day off in recognition of their heroic work throughout the year; Abhainn's First's private security force will handle election monitoring instead. President O'Callaghan has personally swore to ensure the democratic process will remain free and fair.